ECW kicked off with (sigh) the Dirt Sheet. Miz and Morrison sat in the ring and got pelted with boos from the crowd. Morrison said that he was hired by Oprah to help her lose weight. Miz then introduced himself. Miz and Morrison said that they were going to make history. Miz and Morrison said that everyone in the arena was bought new cars…not. Miz and Morrison actually wanted to bring the fans something better than cars…The Dirt Sheet. (I’ll take the new red Mercedes, thank you).