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WWE to profit of Chairman’s fake death.

by | Jun 15, 2007 | WWE

Thanks to Dr. Keith Lipinski for sending this in:

 On June 11, 2007, the unimaginable occurred when Vincent Kennedy McMahon, our beloved chairman’s car exploded as he left Raw’s Vince McMahon Appreciation Night.

 

As the explosion presumably engulfed Mr. McMahon into ashes, we must carry on. He would want us to. On June 14th Mr. McMahon’s charred limo was impounded in a top facility in Atlanta and taken to the FBI for further inspection. As our hopes and prayers continue on we have discovered the side mirror from the limo might be cleared. However, it cannot be released until it is cleared by the FBI from evidence. This item will go to the one person who would like to remember the life and legacy of WWE’s finest. Father, husband, but most importantly hero to all of us in the sports entertainment. 

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