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here! Title History WWF Heavyweight title defeating Triple H; WWF Royal Rumble Winner (1999); (WWE) ECW World title [part of a 3-on-1 Handicap match] defeated Bobby Lashley (April 29, 2007–Backlash); Vince McMahon Career Highlights In The Beginning: August 24, 1945: Vincent K. McMahon Jr. was born (mother Vicky Askew) in Pinehurst, NC, but was raised in Greenwich, CT. Vince McMahon, age 12, met his biological father, Vincent James McMahon and immediately formed a special bond with him. ~~~Vince Sr. was a wrestling promoter who ran the Capitol Wrestling Federation out of the Northeast United States. Vince McMahon married Linda Edwards after a brief courtship, and was ready to begin his career in the world of wrestling. ~~~By chance, Vince McMahon Sr. lost announcer Ray Morgan to retirement and needed an immediate replacement. ~~~Vince Sr. hired his son to fill in, and thus began Vince McMahon Jr.’s life in professional wrestling. Vince McMahon Jr. originally wanted to be a wrestler, but his father strictly forbid it. Jay Ambler wrote: He never knew his biological (Vince, Sr.) until he was 12 years old. The two quickly formed a strong bond that would endure for the next thirty years. Vince McMahon graduated from East Carolina University in 1968 with a degree in Business. His wife Linda is also an East Carolina University graduate. From 1968-71 McMahon was a traveling cup salesman then joined his father at the then WWWF, later buying his father’s interest out in 1982. Getting into the Business: Vince McMahon’s first wrestling show that HE promoted was in the city of Bangor, Maine. Vince McMahon eventually purchased (inherited) the business and single handedly turned wrestling into Sports Entertainment. Vince McMahon took his ‘regional’ business and expanded nationally, buying out smaller territories around the country. Vince McMahon ran the company and also continued his announcing duties on WWF Television programming. World Wrestling Federation – Wrestlemania: March 1985: Vince McMahon presented the WWF’s first of many Wrestlemanias on Closed Circuit TV. March 1986: Vince McMahon went one step further and presented Wrestlemania II on PPV from three different venues. March 1987: Vince McMahon promoted the largest event of his career at Wrestlemania III with Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant. Legal Problems: November 18, 1993: Vince McMahon was indicted on charges of possession of steroids and conspiracy to distribute steroids. July 5, 1994: Vince McMahon began his trial in Federal Court where he was charged with steroid distribution. July 22, 1994: Vince McMahon was acquitted of conspiracy to distribute steroids to wrestlers. World Wrestling Federation – Monday Night Wars / Montreal Screwjob / Attitude Era: 1996-97: Vince McMahon and the WWF are taken over in the ratings by Ted Turners World Championship Wrestling. ~~~This ignited the “Monday Night Wrestling Wars” as WWF RAW and; WCW NITRO went head-to-head on a weekly basis. Survivor Series 1997: Vince McMahon shocked the wrestling world by screwing Bret Hart out of the WWF Title. ~~~Vince used the screwjob incident to turn himself into the biggest heel in the company’s history. World Wrestling Federation – Vince McMahon vs Stone Cold Steve Austin: Vince McMahon feuded with Stone Cold Steve Austin for over a year straight, and it remains one of the greatest feuds of all time. Survivor Series 1998: Vince McMahon “screwed” Mankind and proclaimed The Rock as the “Corporate” Champion. Royal Rumble 1999: Vince McMahon won the Royal Rumble match, eliminating Steve Austin with help from The Corporation. St Valentine’s Day Massacre: Steve Austin defeated Vince McMahon in a Steel Cage match despite the interference by Paul Wight. ~~~During the match, Vince McMahon fell off the side of the Cage wall, and went through the Spanish Announce Table!! April 12, 1999 – RAW: Vince McMahon was slapped by Shane McMahon, who claimed that his father had forgotten his priorities. ~~~Vince McMahon was later revealed as the “Higher Power” focusing his attention of his enemy Stone Cold Steve Austin. King of the Ring 1999: Vince and; Shane McMahon defeated Steve Austin in a Ladder match to regain control of the WWF. Fully Loaded 1999: Steve Austin defeated Undertaker (As a result, Vince McMahon was banned from appearing on WWF TV). World Wrestling Federation – Vince McMahon: September 14, 1999 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon defeated Triple H to win the WWF title with help from. Steve Austin! ~~~Vince McMahon immediately forfeited the title, which would be decided in a Six-Pack Challenge at Unforgiven 1999. Armageddon 1999: Triple H defeated Vince McMahon in a brutal hard-fought match. World Wrestling Federation – The McMahon : Dysfunctional Family March 13, 2000 – RAW: Vince McMahon returned to WWF Television, representing The Rock again. Wrestlemania 2000: Vince McMahon turned on The Rock, costing him the WWF title in the main event. Vince McMahon did this in order to make up with his daughter Stephanie, and his son Shane McMahon. King of the Ring 2000: The Rock and; The Undertaker and; Kane beat Triple H and; Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon. ~~~Triple H’s WWF title was on the line, and since The Rock pinned Vince McMahon, The Rock won the WWF Title! Vince McMahon disappeared from television once again, saying that he’ll focus on being a “genetic jackhammer”. World Wrestling Federation – Mr. McMahon: November 6, 2000: Vince McMahon and the WWF began their “Smackdown your Vote” campaign. December 7, 2000 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon asked his wife, Linda McMahon for a divorce! December 18, 2000 – RAW: Vince McMahon fired Mick Foley as commissioner and reclaimed his position as CEO of the WWF. March 8, 2001 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon kissed Trish Stratus in front of his wheel-chair-ridden-drug-induced wife. World Wrestling Federation – WCW Invasion: March 23, 2001: Vince McMahon and WWF purchased World Championship Wrestling from Turner Broadcasting. ~~~(Storyline) Shane McMahon appeared on WCW Nitro and informed his father that he had purchased WCW first! ~~~Wrestling fans were joyed at the prospect of finally seeing WWF vs WCW! (fictional storylines of course). April 1, 2001 – Wrestlemania X-7: Shane McMahon defeated Vince McMahon in a Street Fight with Mick Foley as referee. ~~~Later in the night, Vince McMahon helped Steve Austin beat the Rock and win the WWF Federation title!! April 2, 2001 – RAW: Triple H ran out during the conclusion of the Cage match between The Rock and; Steve Austin. ~~~Everyone thought he was going to help The Rock, but instead he attacked him and aligned with Steve Austin! ~~~Steve Austin, Triple H and Vince McMahon became a powerful group collectively known as the Power Trip. Vince was shocked when Shane McMahon formed The Alliance with Stephanie and Paul Heyman and invaded the WWF!! July 5, 2001 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon was caught with his pants down (thanks to Torrie Wilson) in front of his wife Linda. September 13, 2001 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon presented a “9/11 Tribute Show” and gave a very patriotic speech. October 22, 2001 – RAW: Vince and; Linda came out to kick off the show challenging The Alliance to ONE BIG MATCH. November 18, 2001 – Survivor Series: Team WWF w/Vince McMahon defeated The Alliance to disband the Alliance forever. World Wrestling Federation – Kiss My Ass Club: Vince once again refused to relinquish the spotlight to the wrestlers, and booked himself in a major feud with the Ric Flair. November 19, 2001 – RAW: Vince McMahon forced William Regal to join the “Kiss My Ass Club” to keep his job in the WWF. ~~~LATER ON: Ric Flair returned to the WWE an announced that months ago, Shane and; Stephanie sold their stock to him! November 26, 2001 – RAW: Vince McMahon tried to force Steve Austin to be the next member of the “Kiss My Ass Club”. ~~~Steve Austin attacked Vince McMahon until Kurt Angle made the save and brawled with Austin threw the crowd. ~~~Vince McMahon saw Jim Ross laughing and called him into the ring to be the next to join the Kiss My Ass Club. ~~~The Undertaker came to Jim Ross’ rescue, but turned heel and forced JR’s face against Vince’s ass! January 20, 2002 – Royal Rumble: “Nature Boy” Ric Flair defeated Vince McMahon in a brutal Street Fight. January 21, 2002 – RAW: Vince came out and warned everybody about something that he was going to do “You’ll See, You’ll See.” Vince Mcmahon introduced the “poison” that will kill the WWF, the new World order: Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and; Scott Hall. March 2002: Vince McMahon (SmackDown) and Ric Flair (RAW) decided to split the roster and each run their own shows. World Wrestling Federation – Brand Extension: March 25, 2002 – RAW: Vince McMahon picked his SmackDown roster for the Official Brand Extension Draft. April 1, 2002 – RAW: Vince McMahon showed up to convince Steve Austin to sign with the SmackDown crew. ~~~Steve Austin turned down Vince’s request, but not before making an “April Fool” of him (Austin signed a RAW contract). May 5, 2002: The WWF officially changed its name to World Wrestling Entertainment due to a lawsuit by the Wild Wildlife Fund. May 16, 2002 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon confronted WWE Champion, Hulk Hogan, and expressed his opinion of Hulkamania. ~~~Vince McMAhon proclaimed “Hulkamania Sucks!” and got knocked out and leg dropped by The Hulkster! June 10, 2002 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared on RAW to challenge Ric Flair to a match for 100% ownership of the WWF. ~~~Vince McMahon defeated a bloody Ric Flair to regain 100% control of the WWF with help from Brock Lesnar! World Wrestling Entertainment – Mr. McMahon: June 17, 2002 – RAW: Vince McMahon sarcastically toasted Stone Cold Steve Austin, who walked out of the WWF. July 15, 2002 – RAW: Vince McMahon introduced the new General Manager of the RAW brand. Eric Bischoff!!! July 18, 2002 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon introduced the new General Manager of the SD! brand. Stephanie McMahon!!! August 2002: Vince and; Linda McMahon announced they will wave any bonuses this year above their regular salaries. October 2002: Vince McMahon fell off the annual Entertainment Weekly’s 101 Most Powerful People In Entertainment. ~~~People say the Wildlife Fund lawsuit, Steve Austin bailing and Nicole Bass court case contributed to the drop. World Wrestling Entertainment – McMahonamania vs Hulkamania: January 13, 2003 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared on RAW to promote the RAW 10th Anniversary show the following night. January 23, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon tried to derail the return of Hulkamania, but Hulk knocks him flat on his ass! January 30, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon retaliated by announcing the Hulk Hogan will face The Rock at No Way Out! February 10, 2003 – RAW: Vince fired Eric Bischoff, but ended up rehiring him later in the show when JR signed Steve Austin. February 23, 2002 – No Way Out: The Rock defeated Hulk Hogan after Vince McMahon pulled a Screwjob finish on Hulkamania. February 27, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince proclaimed that Hulkamania was dead and announced a new era of McMahonamania!! March 6, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince and; Hulk Hogan got into a heated debate | Vince challenged Hulk to a “Fight” at Wrestlemania. March 13, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince fueled his feud with Hulk Hogan, showing a video of Hulkamania and then saying he’ll kill it! March 20, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince brutally attacked Hulk Hogan and forced him to sign the contract with his very own blood!! March 30, 2003 – Wrestlemania 19: Hulk Hogan beat Vince McMahon in a Street Fight despite the appearance by Roddy Piper! April 3, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince “benched” Hulk Hogan, saying he’ll pay Hogan to stay at home, just to deprive the Hulkamaniacs. World Wrestling Entertainment – Who is Mr. America?: May 1, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon was angered when Hulk Hogan returned under a mask using the name “Mr America”. May 29, 2003 – SmackDown: Mr. America passed a public Lie Detector Test, but we can’t say as much for Vince McMahon. June 12, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon defeated Mr. America and then Zach Gowen in special Arm Wrestling contests! June 17, 2003: Vince McMahon acquired the rights to the entensive Extreme Championship Wrestling video library. June 26, 2003 – SmackDown: Zach Gowen stood up to Mr. McMahon, and low-blowed him instead of joining the Kiss My Ass club! July 3, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon showed footage that prooved Mr. America was Hulk Hogan, and FIRED him ( quit). July 27, 2003 – Vengeance: Vince McMahon defeated Zach Gowen in a match that saw Vince McMahon bleed A LOT! World Wrestling Entertainment – Mr. McMahon: July 29, 2003 – RAW: Vince showed up to avenge Kane for tombstoning his wife last week, but Shane McMahon got to Kane first! August 7, 2003 – SmackDown: Brock Lesnar vs Vince McMahon (Cage Match) with Kurt Angle as referee was a No Contest. ~~~Brock Lesnar passed out, and Vince ordered a worried Angle to count the 1-2-3, but he refused and called for help instead. ~~~Brock Lesnar kipped up and gave Kurt Angle an F5 and turned heel, shaking the hand of Mr. Vince McMahon. August 24, 2003 – Summerslam: Wrestlers and staff throw an in-ring 58th birthday party right after the PPV goes off the air. August 31, 2003 – Event: Vince McMahon publically embarrassed Rhyno and; Tajiri by interrupting their match to start a bikini contest. September 15, 2003 – RAW: After the show, Vince McMahon threw a party for The Fabulous Moolah to celebrate her 80th birthday! September 20, 2003 – Live Event: Vincent Kennedy McMahon was inducted into the Madison Square Garden Hall of Fame. World Wrestling Entertainment – Daddy vs Daughter: October 2, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon gave Stephanie McMahon the opportunity to resign as General Manager of SD!. ~~~Stephanie McMahon refused and they set up an “I Quit” match for No Mercy between Vince and his daughter Stephanie. October 9, 2003 – SmackDown: The McMahons (Linda, then Steph, then Vince) open the show and Vince clotheslines his daughter!! October 19, 2003 – No Mercy: Vince defeated Stephanie McMahon in an “I Quit” match when Linda McMahon threw in the towel. ~~~Later on, Brock Lesnar defeated The Undertaker in a “Biker Chain” match with help from. Vince McMahon! World Wrestling Entertainment – Mr. McMahon vs The Undertaker: October 23, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon announced Paul Heyman as the NEW General Manager of SmackDown. ~~~Paul Heyman’s first night was a disaster when The Undertaker won the right to name any match, any place, against any person. ~~~The Undertaker chose a Buried Alive match at Survivor Series.. against Vince McMahon!!! October 30, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon ordered Paul Heyman to “fix it” or else get the life choked out of him! November 6, 2003 – SmackDown: Vince maniacally proclaimed that a higher power had chosen him to bury Undertaker alive. November 16, 2003 – Survivor Series: Vince managed to beat The Undertaker in a “Buried Alive” match with help from KANE! World Wrestling Entertainment – Mr. McMahon: December 18, 2003 – SmackDown: Ernest Miller got into a confrontation with Mr. McMahon, who kicked The Cat between the legs! December 25, 2003 – SmackDown in Iraq: Mr. McMahon harassed Santa Clause, who unmasked and delivered a Stone Cold Stunner! January 29, 2004 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon confronted Paul Heyman about allowing Chris Benoit to jump ship to RAW. February 2004: Vince McMahon became a grandfather as Marissa and; Shane McMahon welcomed a baby boy into the World! February 23, 2003 – RAW: Vince called out Eric Bischoff for a “fight” to hype up the release of the Monday Night Wars DVD. ~~~The match was ruled a NO CONTEST after Brock Lesnar showed up and attacked referee Stone Cold Steve Austin! March 1, 2004 – RAW: Steve Austin chased Vince McMahon around on his four-wheeler, and even on top of Vince’s limo! World Wrestling Entertainment – Vince McMahon (Nice Guy): March 14, 2004 – Wrestlemania XX: Vince showed some class, giving a speech thanking fans on behalf of all WWE Superstars. March 15, 2004 – RAW: Vince McMahon came out and announced that there will be a Draft Lottery for both RAW and; SD! next week! May 24, 2004 – RAW: Vince McMahon announced the $250,000 RAW Diva Search (Elimination Style Competition). Late June: Vince McMahon suffered a temporary bout of diverticulitis (internal infection) which kept him at home for a week. July 22, 2004 – SmackDown: Kurt Angle came out and demanded that Eddie Guerrero appear and “beg” for his job and not be fired. ~~~Vince McMahon came to the ring and exposed Kurt Angle for not really being injured and promptly said “You’re FIIREED!!!” September 20, 2004 – RAW: Vince McMahon announced his plans to promote an “Interactive” PPV and call it Taboo Tuesday. September 23, 2004 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon welcomed everyone to the season premiere of SD! and 5th Anniversary special. ~~~Later that evening, John Heidenreich walked into Vince McMahon’s office and read him a POEM. BY HEIDENREICH. October 4, 2004 – RAW: Ric Flair cut a promo on Randy Orton and used some “unscripted” lines which didn’t set well backstage. ~~~During the Ric Flair promo, he used terminology about “making virgins bleed” which reportedly infuriated Vince McMahon. ~~~Vince McMahon fumed backstage until Ric Flair walked through the curtain and was yelled at by the BOSS. October 18, 2004 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared on RAW to watch wrestlers battle it out for his personal endorsement. November 22, 2004 – RAW: Vince kicked off RAW with a bizarre segment spoofing something the NFL did the week before. December 6, 2004 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared to declare the World title vacant and to tell HHH that he’s not the champ. December 23, 2004 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon took a crew of SmackDown wrestlers to perform for the troops in IRAQ. January 30, 2005 – Royal Rumble: Vince McMahon legitimately blew his knee out while walking to the ring during the Rumble. February 2, 2005: Vince McMahon underwent surgery in Birmingham under Dr. James Andrews to repair torn tendons in his quad. World Wrestling Entertainment – Vince McMahon (Nice Guy): April 18, 2005 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared on Television to announce that there will be a Draft Lottery next month! May 16, 2005 – RAW: Randy Orton appeared on RAW to talk about the Draft Lottery but is interrupted by Mr. Vince McMahon! May 23, 2005 – RAW: Eric Bischoff had a “funeral” for ECW interrupted by Vince McMahon, who brought out Paul Heyman! ~~~Paul Heyman pointed out that for the first time ever, the masterminds behind WWE, WCW, and ECW were in the same ring! ~~~Vince McMahon revealed that he secretly supported ECW financially, while Bischoff’s WCW went out of his way to destroy it! ~~~Vince McMahon encouraged the two figureheads to butt heads and proclaimed “May the best man win!” and left the ring. ~~~Paul Heyman cut a promo on Eric Bischoff, inviting him to come to ECW One Night Stand to experience ECW first-hand. ~~~Paul Heyman put an exclamation point on his message by lighting Bischoff’s black ECW-logo wreath on fire inside the ring! August 1, 2005 – RAW: Vince McMahon made an appearance live on RAW to announce that he had resigned Matt Hardy to WWE! World Wrestling Entertainment – The Homecoming | Stone Cold Steve Austin Stuns ALL FOUR McMahons: September 19, 2005 – RAW: Eric Bischoff was ready to present the WWE title to Kurt Angle when Vince McMahon showed up! ~~~Vince McMahon then announced that there will be a special “WWE Homecoming” show when RAW returns to USA. ~~~Vince McMahon added that Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, Steve Austin, Triple H and various WWE Legends will be there. October 3, 2005 – WWE Homecoming: The evil Mr. McMahon returned to gloated about his feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin. ~~~Suddenly Stone Cold’s music hit and out came Steve Austin, who showed old footage of the times he humiliated McMahon. ~~~Steve Austin remember the time he held Vince hostage at gunpoint, and also the legendary corporate beer bath! ~~~Vince McMahon, who was clearly uncomfortable, offered a truce with Steve Austin, and asked if they could start over. ~~~Vince tried to leave, but Austin pulled him back and gave him the middle finger before giving him a Stone Cold Stunner! ~~~Shane McMahon came out to confront Steve Austin, but before he could speak he got a Stone Cold Stunner of his own! ~~~Stephanie McMahon came out next and after several minutes of banter, she got a Stone Cold Stunner of her own! ~~~Linda McMahon came out to try to be the voice of reason, asking for an apology, but she got a Stunner too! World Wrestling Entertainment – Firing Jim Ross: October 10, 2005 – RAW: Vince, Linda and; Stephanie McMahon collectively fired Jim Ross and Linda kicked him between the legs! October 24, 2005 – RAW: Vince McMahon stooped to new lows, airing a skit featuring himself performing surgery on JR’s butt. ~~~Vince McMahon (Dr. Hiney) and his assistant (Nurse Slobberknockers) pulled object after object out of JR’s posterior. ~~~The final punchline came after Vince pulled a bust of JR’s head out and said “JR, you had your head up your ass!”. October 31, 2005 – RAW: Vince McMahon announced that Steve Austin was in an accident (he quit) and The Coach won by forfiet! ~~~Vince then said The Coach would still compete at Taboo Tuesday, but against someone from SmackDown – Batista! November 21, 2005: A week after Eddie Guerrero’s passing, Vince McMahon announced a new drug testing policy for WWE. ~~~He banned use of all performance enhancing drugs (including anabolic steroids) and use of recreational drugs. ~~~Three will also be a ban on abuse of prescription drugs, and regular comprehensive cardiovascular examinations. World Wrestling Entertainment – Firing Eric Bischoff: November 28, 2005 – RAW: Eric Bischoff announced that “failures would not be tolerated” and promised to fire somebody tonight! ~~~Vince McMahon made a surprise appearance and took advantage of yet another opportunity to humiliate Eric Bischoff. ~~~Vince McMahon told Eric Bischoff to set a goal tonight, and see it through, or else he just might get fired! December 5, 2005 – RAW: Vince McMahon led a series of “Trial of Eric Bischoff” skits which all took place in a real court room. ~~~The Coach represented Eric Bischoff, and Mick Foley represented the prosecution, and of course Vince was the judge! ~~~It all ended up in the ring at the end of the night with Vince firing Bischoff and literally slamming him in a dump truck. World Wrestling Entertainment – Business As Usual: World Wrestling Entertainment – Screwing Shawn Michaels: December 26, 2005 – RAW: Vince McMahon gave his review of Bret Hart’s DVD until he was interrupted by Shawn Michaels. ~~~Shawn Michaels said it was one thing for Bret Hart to be bitter, but Vince McMahon should just “Get Over It” already. ~~~Vince McMahon took offense to Shawn Michaels comments and warned Michaels “Shawn, don’t make me screw you too!”. January 2, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon said he should have fired Shawn Michaels last week and vowed to be a torn in HBK’s side. ~~~Kane defeated Shawn Michaels after distraction from Vince McMahon (HBK was banned from using the Superkick). January 23, 2006 – RAW: Vince tried to break Shawn Michaels by giving him a bizarre speech about the old days of doing drugs. January 29, 2006 – Royal Rumble: Vince McMahon was joined by Torrie, Candice and; Victoria to oversee the Royal Rumble entry picks. ~~~During the Royal Rumble: Shawn Michaels entered at #25 but was targeted by guys who wanted to impress Vince McMahon. ~~~Shawn Michaels managed to eliminate both Mercury and; Nitro, as well as Shelton Benjamin before Vince McMahon came down. ~~~While Shawn Michaels confronted Vince, Shane McMahon snuck in from behind and threw Michaels over the top rope! January 30, 2006 – RAW: Shawn Michaels challenged Vince McMahon to a match, but Shane McMahon whacked him with a chair! February 13, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon forced Shawn Michaels into “Mandatory Retirement” but Michaels ripped up the papers! February 20, 2006 – RAW: Shawn Michaels defeated The Spirit Squad (Kenny and; Johnny and; Mikey and; Nicky) by DQ in a Handicap match. ~~~By orders of Vince McMahon, The Spirit Squad attacked Shawn Michaels until Marty Jannetty made a shocking save for HBK! February 27, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon tried to force Marty Jannetty to join the “Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club” for a job. ~~~Marty Jannetty refused and ended up taking the Masterlock Challenge until Vince McMahon punched Jannetty in the face! ~~~Shawn Michaels ran out, followed by Shane McMahon who whacked Michaels with a chair and made him kiss Vince’s ass! March 6, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon gave an Oscar-style acceptance speech to brag about when he accomplished last week. ~~~Later that night, a pregnant Stephanie McMahon tried to apologize for her family but ended up drugging Shawn Michaels’ water! ~~~Shane McMahon w/Vince McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels after Michaels suffered vision problems and took a vicious beating. ~~~Right after that, Shawn Michaels was forced into another match where Vince simply covered him and got the arrogant 1-2-3. March 13, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon forced Shawn Michaels to take a public urine test for drugs live in the ring. ~~~Shawn Michaels peed in a cup and rebelled by throwing the liquid into Vince McMahon’s face! Vince booked a Cage match for later. ~~~The Spirit Squad (Kenny/Johnny/Nicky/Mikey) beat Shawn Michaels in a Handicap Cage match when Shane McMahon interfered. ~~~Shawn McMahon ordered the Cage to be raised and then gave the bloody Shawn Michaels a “Coast to Coast” Van-terminator!! March 18, 2006 – Saturday Night’s Main Event: Shane McMahon w/Vince McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels in a Street Fight. ~~~The highlight of the match was Shawn Michaels superplexing Shane McMahon off a ladder and through two tables at ringside! ~~~The lowlight of the match was the finish where Vince McMahon rehashed the screwjob – thus hinting a Bret Hart return! March 20, 2006 – RAW: Triple H and; Shane McMahon beat John Cena and; Shawn Michaels by a bogus DQ ordered by Vince McMahon. ~~~Shawn Michaels vs Triple H and; Shane McMahon in a Handicap match ended in a No Contest when Cena interfered against orders. March 27, 2006 – RAW: Triple H vs Shawn Michaels ended in a No Contest when Vince McMahon interfered (Cena made the save). ~~~MAIN EVENT: John Cena defeated Vince McMahon by DQ with Triple H and Shawn Michaels handcuffed outside of the ring. ~~~Vince McMahon kicked Cena between the legs for the DQ and gave Triple H the key and they demolished Cena and; Michaels. April 2, 2006 – WrestleMania 22: Shawn Michaels defeated Vince McMahon w/Shane McMahon in a Super Grudge match. World Wrestling Entertainment – Lord of Sports Entertainment: April 3, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon claimed that God cheated and helped Shawn Michaels win the match at WrestleMania 22. April 10, 2006 – RAW: Vince and; Shane visited a church which made for some of Vince’s lowest moments of his professional life. April 17, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon started his own religion called McMahonism and suggested everybody get on board soon. April 17, 2006 – RAW: Shawn Michaels defeated UMAGA by DQ when Armando Alejandro Estrada and; Vince McMahon interfered. ~~~McMahon took over and was going to further assault Michaels but an “act from God” prevented Vince from entering the ring. April 24, 2006 – RAW: Shawn Michaels vs Shane McMahon w/Vince McMahon was a No Contest in a vicious grudge match. ~~~The McMahons laid out Shawn Michaels on the Announce Table and Shane did his famous flying elbow off the top rope! April 30, 2006 – Backlash: Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels and; God. May 1, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon named all five members of the Spirit Squad honorary General Managers for 1 night only. May 15, 2006 – RAW: Shawn Michaels vs Kenny Doane with Shane McMahon as the referee ended in a No Contest. ~~~Triple H was supposed to bash Shawn Michaels with the sledgehammer but instead “accidentally” bashed Shane McMahon! May 22, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon called out Triple H and demanded an apology. HHH said “I’ve got two words for ya: I’m Sorry!” ~~~Vince McMahon ordered Triple H to take out Shawn Michaels with a sledgehammer, but HHH instead attacked the Spirit Squad! May 29, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon introduced Jonathan Coachman as his new “Executive Assistance” (sort-of General Manager). June 5, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon wanted Triple H to join the Kiss My Ass Club, and sent Shane McMahon to drug HHH’s water. ~~~However, Triple H switched the bottles and Shane ended up passing out in the ring and HHH pedigreed Vince McMahon! June 12, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon gave a “State of the WWE Address” adding that HHH would join HBK on the Highway to Hell. ~~~Triple H took on The Spirit Squad in a Gauntlet match and was getting destroyed when Shawn Michaels returned to make the save! ~~~Triple H and; Shawn Michaels got rid of the Spirit Squad and then gave McMahon the “DX Crotch Chop” signalling the return of D-X! June 19, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon had his revenge planned for DX but was left the building when he heard Stephanie was in labour! ~~~Later On: DX (HHH and; HBK) had their official in-ring reunion, and admitted that they made up the story about Stephanie – Oops! June 26, 2006 – RAW: Triple H (as Vince) and Shawn Michaels (as Shane) performed a hilarious parody of the two McMahon men. ~~~The McMahons and; The Spirit Squad came out to fight HHH and; HBK but ended up getting showed with “crap” falling from the ceiling. July 3, 2006 – RAW: Degeneration-X was banned from RAW so they threw a BBQ in the parking lot and made a lot of dumb jokes. ~~~DX hijacked the production truck and messed around with the controls all night, especially during a live Vince McMahon speech. July 10, 2006 – RAW: Eugene defeated Vince and; Shane McMahon w/The Spirit Squad after distraction from Degeneration X. July 17, 2005 – RAW: Shawn Michaels w/Triple H defeated Shane McMahon w/Vince McMahon by DQ when the Spirit Squad interfered. July 31, 2005 – RAW: The McMahons planted illegal cuban cigars in Triple H’s bags and he was hauled off to police headquarters. ~~~Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada defeated Shawn Michaels (Vince and; Shane McMahon further destroyed Michaels afterwards). August 7, 2005 – RAW: Shawn Michaels was “set up” by the McMahons and taken to jail while Triple H had a match with Umaga. ~~~After the HHH/Umaga match, Vince McMahon gave Triple H a pedigree (HHH’s finisher) and celebrated with his son, Shane McMahon. August 20, 2006 – Summerslam: Degeneration-X (Triple H and; Shawn Michaels) defeated Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon. August 21, 2006 – RAW: DX vandalized Vince McMahon’s corporate jet, the side of WWE Headquarters and Vince’s private limo! ~~~Vince McMahon took his frustrations out on Mick Foley, forcing him to kiss his ass followed by Melina Perez turning on Foley. August 28, 2006 – RAW: DX (Triple H and; Shawn Michaels) defeated William Regal and; Fit Finlay and; Mr. Ken Kennedy (from SmackDown). ~~~After the match: The Big Show came out and destroyed DX. Vince and; Shane McMahon joined in on the destruction of HHH and; HBK. September 4, 2006 – RAW: DX (Shawn Michaels and; Triple H) got into an altercation with Vince and; Shane McMahon and; The Big Show. September 11, 2006 – RAW: Vince McMahon defeated Triple H in a No Holds Barred match at the historic Madison Square Garden. ~~~Before the match, The Big Show and; Lance Cade and; Trevor Murdoch attacked DX, resulting in Triple H bleeding from the ear. September 17, 2006 – Unforgiven: DX (Triple H and; Shawn Michaels) defeated The McMahons and; The Big Show in a Hell in a Cell match. October 7, 2006 – From Dave Meltzer @ WrestlingObserver.com: Vince McMahon did an interview on the WWE.com web site as a special Byte This show, both in and out (seeming to be more out) of character. He was really mostly in character in harassing Todd Grisham. He got mad when asked what it was like getting his face shoved into Big Show’s ass, saying that he had asked for intelligent questions. He pushed “The Marine” saying it’s an action-adventure movie that is an extension of what they do in the ring. He didn’t want to talk about Steve Austin’s movie, saying that’s not the one opening. McMahon ripped on the web site, which is an angle they are doing to build for changes. He said that Eric Bischoff, in his book, tried to re-write history. There’s some irony. He said using that WCW didn’t fit into Time Warner is just an excuse because they lost $85 million, and said, “That takes talent.” Don’t worry, the XFL comes up. He said he always puts his ego aside for what is good for business. Funny, the people who work closest with him say the opposite, citing he hired Bischoff. And he made the best use of Bischoff long-term as well. He said Hogan being at the headquarters was really just filming an episode of “Hogan Knows Best.” He said Austin vs. Hogan sounds great, but isn’t realistic and doesn’t expect it to happen. Later he said there is no way it is going to happen. He was mixed about ECW, saying it’s a long way away form what it could be. He said the car wreck in-ring matches get old after six weeks and wants to push the personalities more and once the personalities get over, it’ll succeed. McMahon said losing Kurt angle was a bit hit, and said Angle’s drive is also his demise. He said he’s concerned about his health and that Angle never thinks long-term, only about now. He said some of what happened he considers confidential, but wishes Angle would have taken a long time off and then come back to WWE. He said he’s not mad at Angle for his decision, but he thought they had an understanding that he would heal before coming back, and come back to WWE. McMahon said Chris Benoit’s return would be a big thing. He called Cryme Tyme the opposite of a racist gimmick, and said you have to laugh at it. He said he was only kidding about putting his daughter’s wedding on PPV. He said he’s proud of the XFL and it was a good business venture, blaming the media and the NFL for its demise. As you would say with Bischoff, that’s a nice excuse for losing $116 million in just three months – roughly the total WCW lost from 1988-2001 combined. He pushed the season opening. He said WWE’s biggest show of the year is not Wrestlemania, but the December Tribute to the Troops show. He put over that he likes Benoit vs. Finlay matches. He said letting Angle go was a hard decision. He then went off on Grisham. November 5, 2006 – Cyber Sunday: Rated RKO (Edge and; Randy Orton) defeated DX (Triple H and; Shawn Michaels). ~~~Fans Chose The Referee for the Match: 1) Vince McMahon – 2) Eric Bischoff (60%) – or 3) Jonathan Coachman. Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon won Biggest RAW Ego Award in the 2006 OnlineWorldofWrestling.com Awards. World Wrestling Entertainment – Battle of the Billionaires: USA’s Bonnie Hammer brokered a deal between Vince McMahon and; Donald Trump to help spike the ratings for “The Apprentice”. January 1, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared and fired Rob Conway and then briefly talked about Donald Trump. January 7, 2007 – New Year’s Revolution: Vince McMahon wanted to book Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell on RAW. January 8, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon presented his most ridiculous stunt ever – Rosie vs. Donald LIVE on RAW! January 15, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon came out and talked about Donald Trump and paraded Torrie Wilson around as Miss USA. ~~~Carlito Cool came to Torrie Wilson’s rescue. Vince McMahon called out The Great Khali to beat up Carlito Cool in front of Torrie. January 22, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon advanced the storyline with Donald Trump by cutting a promo trying to build some heat. January 29, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon had “Fan Appreciation Night” it was but Donald Trump dropped cash from the ceiling! January 30, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Vince McMahon showed up and ridiculed the ECW Original wrestlers and priased newer ECW talent. February 6, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Vince McMahon stacked the deck against the ECW Originals in matches against The New Breed. February 12, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon and Donald Trump had their first face-to-face confrontation inside of a WWE ring. ~~~Donald Trump challenged Vince McMahon to a match at WrestleMania which McMahon quickly declined due to injury. ~~~They ended up agreeing on a “Hair vs. Hair” stipulation with each billionaire choosing any wrestler to represent them. February 19, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon introduced “The Samoan Bulldozer” Umaga as his official representative for WM23! February 23, 2007 – SmackDown: Rey Mysterio made a one-night appearance in his hometown to update the fans on his rehabilitation. ~~~Vince McMahon interrupted Rey Mysterio and ordered Umaga to viciously attack and destroy Mysterio’s partially repaired knee. February 26, 2007 – RAW: Donald Trump informed Vince McMahon that he would be represented by ECW Champion Bobby Lashley! February 27, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Bobby Lashley defeated Hardcore Holly in a Steel Cage Match to retain the ECW World title. ~~~Vince McMahon added a stipulation that Bobby Lashley had to win the match in five minutes or lose his ECW World title. ~~~Bobby Lashley won the match and then thrust himself into the cage, which broke free and landed on down on Umaga! March 2, 2007 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon offered to pay Bobby Lashley twice as much as Donald Trump, but Lashley declined. ~~~Vince McMahon “billionaire bitchslapped” Bobby Lashley across the face and bailed out of the ring when Lashley got mad. March 5, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon found out the Battle of the Billionaires referee would be Stone Cold Steve Austin! March 6, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Bobby Lashley shook hands with Mr. McMahon but squeezed hard and brought him to his knees! March 12, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon and Donald Trump had their contract signing which included Stone Cold Steve Austin! March 19, 2007 – RAW: Umaga defeated Eugene (After the match: Vince McMahon callously shaved poor Eugene’s head!) March 26, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon defeated Bobby Lashley in a No-DQ match with help from other wrestlers and UMAGA! March 27, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Vince McMahon and Bobby Lashley had a “Point/Counter Point” interview segment via sattelite. March 28, 2007: At a WrestleMania press conference at Trump Towers, Donald Trump gave Vince McMahon a “billionaire bitchslap!” April 1, 2007 – Wrestlemania 23: Bobby Lashley w/Donald Trump defeated Umaga w/Vince McMahon in a Hair vs. Hair match. ~~~This was the famous “Battle of the Billionaires” match which resulted in Donald Trump shaving Vince McMahon BALD! ~~~Stone Cold Steve Austin was the referee and included interference from Armando Alejandro Estrada and; Shane McMahon. World Wrestling Entertainment – The Bald Billionaire: April 2, 2007 – RAW: A bald and angry Vince McMahon appeared wearing a hat but Bobby Lashley appeared and took Vince’s hat off! April 9, 2007 – RAW: Bobby Lashley defeated Shane McMahon by DQ in a “Hair vs. Title” match to retain the ECW World title. ~~~After the match: Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon and; Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada absolutely destroyed Lashley. April 23, 2007 – RAW: Shane McMahon and; Umaga and; Vince McMahon defeated Robbie Brookside in a 3-on-1 Handicap match. April 24, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: ECW Champion Bobby Lashley defeated Umaga by DQ when Armando Alejandro Estrada interfered. ~~~Bobby Lashley destroyed Armando Alejandro Estrada while Vince McMahon held Umaga back to protect him for Backlash. April 29, 2007 – Backlash: Vince and; Shane McMahon and; Umaga defeated Bobby Lashley (Vince was crowned ECW World Champion!). April 30, 2007 – RAW: All four ECW Originals gave their passionate opinions about Vince McMahon as ECW Champion. May 1, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: ECW World Champion Vince McMahon was confronted by RVD and; Sabu and; Sandman and; Tommy Dreamer. ~~~Mr. McMahon booked a 4-WAY: Rob Van Dam defeated Tommy Dreamer and Sandman and Sabu in a 4-WAY Extreme Rules match! May 8, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon and; Umaga defeated Rob Van Dam in a Handicap match. May 14, 2007 – RAW: Bobby Lashley defeated Jonathan Coachman w/Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon and; Umaga. May 18, 2007 – Chaotic Wrestling: Vince McMahon and; John Cena made a rare independent appearance in Massachusetts. ~~~Brian Milonas w/Cherry Payne vs. Big Rick Fuller w/Johnny Fabulous with John Cena as the referee for the CW title. ~~~WWE chairman Vince McMahon made an unadvertised appearance interfering in the match and getting FU’d by Cena! May 20, 2007 – Judgment Day: Bobby Lashley beat Vince McMahon and; Shane McMahon and; Umaga to recapture the ECW World title! ~~~Umaga gave Lashley the Samoan Spike and Vince McMahon said Lashley didn’t win the ECW title because he didn’t pin HIM. May 21, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon forced Bobby Lashley to “run the gauntlet” to earn a shot at the ECW World title. ~~~Lashley beat Chris Masters | Lashley beat Viscera | Lashley beat Umaga by Disqualification | Lashley beat Shane McMahon. May 29, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Vince McMahon and Bobby Lashley had a face-to-face interview segment to hype their Street Fight. June 2, 2007 – Saturday Night’s Main Event: Mark Henry (sub for Vince McMahon) vs. Bobby Lashley ended in a No Contest. ~~~Bobby Lashley fought back and speared Mark Henry but Vince McMahon smashed Lashley with a chair from behind! June 3, 2007 – One Night Stand: Bobby Lashley defeated Vince McMahon (w/Shane and; Umaga) in a Street Fight to win the ECW title! World Wrestling Entertainment – The Death of Mr. McMahon: June 4, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon walked around all night “losing his mind” punishing all of the champions on RAW. June 5, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: Vince McMahon sat quietly in a rocking chair as Bobby Lashley wrestled a Handicap match. June 8, 2007 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon appeared as a guest on The Cutting Edge and was reciting cryptic evil messages. June 11, 2007 – RAW: Mr. McMahon read a statement to kick off a show that was to be “Vince McMahon Appreciation Night”. ~~~The show consisted of various people from Vince’s past giving unscripted (mostly negative) comments about Mr. McMahon. ~~~Mr. McMahon briefly appeared in the ring at the end of the night and looked completely out of his mind and distraught. ~~~Mr. McMahon walked past many of his employees and out the door and got into his limousine, which then EXPLODED! June 12, 2007 – ECW on Sci Fi: The entire show was dedicated to the memory of Mr. McMahon, who is “presumed dead”. ~~~They started the show with a 10-bell salute to Mr. McMahon, which was booed by the disrespectful Philadelphia fans. June 15, 2007 – SmackDown: The entire show was dedicated to Mr. McMahon’s memory at the 10-bell salut was again booed. June 18, 2007 – RAW: Stephanie McMahon appeared and cried about her father’s “presumed” demise in the middle of the ring. ~~~Stephanie (very bad acting) promised that there will be “Vengeance” when her family finds out who did this to her father. June 25, 2007 – RAW: The scripted “memorial” for Mr. McMahon was cancelled due to the real life tragedy involving Chris Benoit. ~~~Vince McMahon started the show announcing that RAW was cancelled and WWE presented a 3-hour tribute to Chris Benoit. World Wrestling Entertainment – THE ILLEGITIMATE MCMAHON: August 6, 2007 – RAW: Mr. McMahon returned and admitted that he staged his own death to see what people thought of him. ~~~Vince McMahon would go on to use his freedom of expression and made comments about U.S. congress and the IRS. ~~~Vince McMahon was later served with a paternity suit and said there was another member of the McMahon family. August 13, 2007 – RAW: Stephanie McMahon (upset with dad) revealed that the illegitimate child was a WWE Super Star! August 17, 2007 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon and; Jonathan Coachman appeared backstage trying to find Vince’s “illegitimate child”. August 18, 2007 – Saturday Night’s Main Event: Vince McMahon and; The Coach tried to find out who Vince’s “illegitimate child” was. ~~~Jonathan Coachman’s investigation narrowed it down to Eugene, WWE Diva Melina Perez, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! ~~~Stone Cold Steve Austin came out and tormented Vince McMahon and gave him a low-blow and a beer bash Stunner! August 20, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon and; Jonathan Coachman continued their intense “Illegitimate Child” investigation. August 21, 2007 – ECW on Sci-Fi: Vince McMahon and; Jonathan Coachman continued their intense “Illegitimate Child” investigation. August 24, 2007 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon and; Jonathan Coachman continued their intense “Illegitimate Child” investigation. August 26, 2007 – SummerSlam: Vince McMahon and; Jonathan Coachman continued their intense “Illegitimate Child” investigation. August 27, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon was a guest on Carlito’s Cabana and they were joined by the returning Triple H. ~~~Triple H humiliated Vince McMahon until Carlito Cool spit apple in HHH’s face. HHH then nailed Carlito with a Pedigree! ~~~Vince McMahon was told that his entire family would be on RAW next week with their attorneys to confront McMahon. August 31, 2007 – SD!: The Coach paraded some hot women who Vince McMahon slept with to make up for the fiasco on RAW. September 3, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon was confronted by Linda, Stephanie, and; Shane McMahon – who asked Vince to “change”. ~~~Mr. Kennedy showed up claiming to be Mr. McMahon’s “bastard child” and convinced Vince to stay the same and not change. ~~~A lawyer representing the mother of Vince’s “bastard son” showed up and said Mr. Kennedy was NOT the illegitimate child. ~~~The lawyer announced that Vince’s illegitimate son will reveal himself next week and left a clue: “Thing’s Are Looking Up.” September 10, 2007 – RAW: Hornswoggle was revealed to be the “illegitimate son” of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon!!!!!! World Wrestling Entertainment – Vince McMahon and; Hornswoggle: September 17, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon tried to put his new son up for adoption but Hornswoggle bit his new parents in the arse! September 21, 2007 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon and; Jonathan Coachman attended the Theodore Long-Kristal Marshall wedding. ~~~Hornswoggle showed up and made a scene and ended up getting chased out of the arena but Vince McMahon and; The Coach. September 24, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon had a change of heart and said he Loved Hornswoggle and set him up with Melina. ~~~Melina Perez secretly agreed to go on a date with Hornswoggle in exchange for another shot at the WWE Women’s title. ~~~Melina Perez took a shower and Hornswoggle found her and chased her out of the locker room and snatched off her towel! ~~~LATER: Carlito Cool and; Vince McMahon defeated Triple H in a Steel Cage Match when Mr. McMahon escaped the Cage. October 1, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon defeated Triple H by DQ in a Grudge Match with Carlito Cool as special referee. October 2, 2007 – ECW on Sci-Fi: Vince McMahon stripped John Cena of the WWE championship due to a torn pectoral injury. October 7, 2007 – No Mercy: Vince McMahon awarded the WWE Championship to “The Legend Killer” Randy Orton. ~~~Triple H beat Randy Orton to win the WWE Championship | Triple H beat Umaga to retain the WWE Championship. ~~~MAIN EVENT: Randy Orton defeated Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match to recapture the WWE Championship. October 8, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon ordered all the wrestlers to line up and shake the hand of WWE Champion Randy Orton. ~~~Vince McMahon wanted Triple H to be first in line, even though he was severely injured earlier by a beat-down from Umaga. ~~~Triple H obviously didn’t show up, but Shawn Michaels made a surprise return and superkicked Randy Orton’s head off! October 15, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon presented Umaga in a demonstration with British wrestler Andy Simmonz as the victim. ~~~Umaga beat Simmonz in a Street Fight | Umaga beat Simmonz in a First Blood match | Umaga beat Simmonz in a Cage Match! October 28, 2007 – Cyber Sunday: Triple H defeated Umaga in a Street Fight after a sledgehammer shot and a Pedigree! ~~~Fans Choose The Stipulation: A) A Street Fight (57%), B) A First Blood Match, C) A Steel Cage Match (26%). October 29, 2007 – RAW: Shawn Michaels had a confrontation with Vince McMahon, who granted HBK a rematch with Randy Orton. ~~~Shawn Michaels then super-kicked Vince McMahon but purposely missed him by a few inches to send him a “message”. World Wrestling Entertainment – Vince McMahon (Hornswoggle vs. The Great Khali): November 5, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon introduced Hornswoggle to his Survivor Series opponent – THE GREAT KHALI! November 12, 2007 – RAW: Vince McMahon hosted a “Face-to-Face” confrontation between Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton. November 16, 2007 – SmackDown: Michael Cole hosted the “official weigh-in” with Hornswoggle and The Great Khali. November 18, 2007 – Survivor Series: The Great Khali defeated Hornswoggle w/The McMahons by DQ after Finlay interfered. November 19, 2007 – RAW: Hornswoggle McMahon defeated Carlito Cool in a No-DQ match with help from Fit Finlay. November 23, 2007 – SmackDown: Fit Finlay and; Hornswoggle defeated “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry (Handicap). ~~~The Great Khali detroyed Fit Finlay after the match – this was a retaliation “surprise” orchestrated by Vince McMahon. December 3, 2007 – RAW: Stephanie McMahon tried to convince her father not to appear on the 15th Anniversary of RAW. ~~~Vince McMahon anybody who tries to keep him from appearing on his own show can go STRAIGHT TO HELL! World Wrestling Entertainment – Maniac Mr. McMahon: December 10, 2007 – RAW 15th Anniversary: Shane and; Stephanie appeared for a family portrait which was interrupted by HHH! ~~~Triple H brought out former Divas who Mr. McMahon slept with, thus embarrassing both Stephanie and; Shane McMahon. ~~~Stephanie McMahon told her father that he’s embarrassed the family enough and it was time she embarrassed HIM! ~~~Stephanie McMahon then grabbed Triple H and gave him a long hard kiss and left. HHH said “see you at home!” ~~~Later that night: Mr. McMahon arrogantly proclaimed himself the Greatest RAW Superstar of All-Time. ~~~Vince was then attacked by Mick “Mankind” Foley, The Undertaker, and finally Stone Cold Steve Austin! December 17, 2007 – RAW: Mr. McMahon had an emotional breakdown and was harassed by both Jeff Hardy and Triple H. ~~~Mr. McMahon got his revenge by booking Triple H in a Handicap match with William Regal and; Jonathan Coachman. December 24, 2007 – RAW in IRAQ: Vince McMahon once again brought a crew of wrestlers to pay tribute to the troops. December 31, 2007 – RAW: William Regal vs. Hornswoggle ended in a No Contest with Vince McMahon sitting at ringside. ~~~Vince McMahon wanted William Regal to bust Hornswoggle up with brass knux but Regal refused to be that aggressive. January 4, 2008 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon showed up and high-fived Hornswoggle and gave him a big hug in the ring. January 14, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon taunted Triple H on the tron so HHH destroyed the screen with his sledgehammer. World Wrestling Entertainment – The Road To WrestleMania: January 28, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon was ashamed of Hornswoggle’s performance during the Royal Rumble match. February 4, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon tried to force Hornswoggle to KISS HIS ASS but Finlay instructed him to BITE IT! February 11, 2008 – RAW: Hornswoggle defeated Vince McMahon in a No-DQ Street Fight with help from Fit Finlay. Fenruary 18, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon vs. Hornswoggle in a Steel Cage match ended in a very disturbing No Contest. ~~~Fit Finlay tried to stop the match from happening, but JBL attacked Finlay from behind and hand-cuffed him to the ropes. ~~~Vince McMahon began to whip Hornswoggle with his belt, while Finlay helplessly watched – then Vince exited the cage. ~~~JBL stayed back and taunted Fit Finlay while destroying Hornswoggle, throwing him repeatedly into the side of the cage. February 25, 2008 – RAW: John Bradshaw Layfield revealed to Vince McMahon that Hornswoggle was actually Fit Finlay’s son. March 3, 2008 – RAW: Fit Finlay came out for his confrontation with JBL but before that Vince McMahon came out to the stage. ~~~Vince McMahon asked Fit Finlay if it was true that he conspired with the McMahon family and Finlay confirmed it. ~~~Vince McMahon asked Fit Finlay if he was actually Hornswoggle’s father and Finlay said he was proud to say he is. `~~~JBL came up on the big screen live via satellite at the hospital where he beat the crap out of Hornswoggle. March 2008: Vince McMahon received a star on the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame – right next to Kermit the Frog! March 17, 2008 – RAW: Ric Flair defeated Vince McMahon in a Career Threatening Street Fight with help from Shawn Michaels. World Wrestling Entertainment – Good Old Vince: May 5, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon showed up to endorse the controversial actions of General Manager William Regal. May 19, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon changed his tune and said William Regal was causing the ratings to go down! ~~~Mr. Kennedy defeated William Regal in a “You’re Fired!” match which was booked directly by Vince McMahon! World Wrestling Entertainment – Million Dollar Mania: May 26, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon announced that he would soon start giving away $1,000,000 every week on RAW! June 2, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon explained the rules of the Million Dollar Giveaway and told fans to sign up on WWE.com June 9, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon gave away his first $1,000,000 and RAW received a disappointing 3.0 rating (no change). June 16, 2008 – RAW: Vince McMahon gave away another $1,000,000 and RAW received a rating of 3.3 – just slightly higher. June 23, 2008 – WWE Draft: Vince McMahon gave away his final $1,000,000 on RAW but was the victim of a terrible “accident”. ~~~Moments after giving away $500,000, a lighting fixture fell just feet from where Mr. McMahon was standing on the stage. ~~~Sparks flew, then the stage collapsed, and a large structure fell over on top of McMahon (this stunt was 100% planned). June 30, 2008 – RAW: Shane McMahon appeared and said they would not release and updates on Vince’s physical condition. July 7, 2008 – RAW: Stephanie McMahon asked the WWE employees to work together to keep the show going in Vince’s absence. July 14, 2008 – RAW: Shane and; Stephanie McMahon sent a taped message voicing their negative opinion of the chaos on RAW. ~~~The McMahon kids once again begged WWE employees to band together for the sake of the company and the McMahons. World Wrestling Entertainment – The Return of Mr. McMahon: Late 2008: Stephanie McMahon started appearing on RAW as “General Manager” making it clear that she runs the show. January 5, 2009 – RAW: Chris Jericho told Stephanie that he called Vince McMahon and he was coming to RAW next week! January 19, 2009 – RAW: Randy Orton challenged Stephanie’s authority and said she would be nothing if she wasn’t a McMahon! ~~LATER: Vince McMahon allowed Chris Jericho to grovel and apologize to Stephanie and the fans in the ring to get his job back. ~~~NEXT UP: Vince McMahon was going to fire Randy Orton, but Orton punched him and viciously kicked him in the head! March 23, 2009 – RAW: Legacy members hand-cuffed Triple H to the ropes gave Randy Orton gave Stephanie a vicious RKO! March 30, 2009 – RAW: Randy Orton delivered his “WrestleMania Address” talking about his bitter feud with Triple H. ~~~A limo showed up and Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, and; Triple H got out and brawled with Orton, Rhodes, and; DiBiase. April 4, 2009 – WWE Hall of Fame: Stone Cold Steve Austin was officially inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame by Vince McMahon. April 5, 2009 – WrestleMania 25: Triple H defeated Randy Orton using the sledge-hammer to retain the WWE Championship. April 6, 2009 – RAW: Randy Orton vs. Vince McMahon ended in a No Contest when Shane ran in to prevent a kick to his dad’s head! ~~~Cody Rhodes and; Ted DiBiase Jr. ran down to help Orton. . Triple H ran-in and got beat down. . Finally, Batista made the save! May 25, 2009 – RAW: Vince McMahon did a sketch making fun of NBA Denver Nuggets owner E. Stan Kroenke over a business feud. Courtesy of : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Kroenke Pepsi Center Double-Booking Controversy with the WWE On May 19th, 2009, Stan Kroenke double-booked the May 25th, 2009 date at the Pepsi Center between an already scheduled WWE wrestling event, Monday Night Raw, and a playoff game of his own Denver Nuggets against the Los Angeles Lakers. The WWE event had been booked back in August of 2008. Kroenke had tried to have the WWE hold the event on the evening of May 24th, 2009 which was a Sunday. WWE Chairman Vince McMahon refused this date citing that Monday night events had been aired on live TV for several years straight and that the date in question had been agreed upon 9 months prior. Kroenke was criticized by Mr. McMahon for not having faith that his team would reach that far in the playoffs.On May 20th, WWE moved Raw to the Staples Center in Los Angeles–coincidentally the home of the Nuggets playoff rivals, the Lakers. The WWE also moved the following night’s SmackDown/ECW taping (also previously scheduled for the Pepsi Center) to the Staples Center as well, in addition to rescheduling all WWE live events in the state of Colorado that the company had planned that weekend back to August. The WWE’s website then went onto say that Vince McMahon would call-out Kroenke on the episode of Raw in question, and later made public the “joint press release” that Kroneke had written for both him and McMahon had McMahon decided to hold Raw that Sunday night, thereby backing up WWE’s claims. World Wrestling Entertainment – The Return of heel Mr. McMahon: June 15, 2009 – RAW: Vince McMahon announced that he had sold Monday Night RAW to Donald J. Trump! – [Publicity Stunt] June 22, 2009 – RAW: Donald Trump presented a commercial-free episode of RAW and gave the fans a full refund at the arena. ~~~Vince McMahon figured out that Donald Trump was messing with him and bought RAW back at double the price is sold it for! ~~~Vince threatened to knock The Donald out if they ever crossed paths again and finished by telling him “YOU’RE FIRED!!” June 26, 2009 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon made a rare appearance and put General Manager Theodore Long under probation. August 7, 2009 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon made an appearance to keep an eye on General Manager Theodore Long. August 24, 2009 – RAW: DX threw a birthday party for Vince McMahon, but it was interrupted by Legacy and; Randy Orton. ~~~Vince McMahon and; DX (Triple H and; Shawn Michaels) defeated Randy Orton and; Legacy (Ted DiBiase Jr. and; Cody Rhodes). September 4, 2009 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon was there to intimidate General Manager Theodore Long while on probation. September 11, 2009 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon was there to intimidate General Manager Theodore Long while on probation. September 18, 2009 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon mocked Theodore Long for screwing the Undertaker at the Breaking Point PPV. September 25, 2009 – SmackDown: Vince McMahon announced that he had personally signed Drew McIntyre to SmackDown. November 16, 2009 – RAW: RAW guest host Roddy Piper challenged Vince McMahon to a fight but Mr. McMahon declined. November 20, 2009 – WWE SmackDown: Vince McMahon appointed Vickie Guerrero a consultant to SD! G.M. Theodore Long. November 23, 2009 – RAW: Vince McMahon was forced back into the announce position along side guest host Jesse Ventura! December 14, 2009 – Slammy Awards: Vince McMahon presented the Slammy Award for “RAW guest host of the year” to Bob Barker! ~~~McMahon asked RAW guest host Dennis Miller who he wanted to see host RAW and Miller responded Bret “The Hitman” Hart! World Wrestling Entertainment – Vince McMahon vs. Bret Hart: December 21, 2009 – RAW: Vince McMahon was asked if Bret Hart would host RAW and he said it was a “Bah Humbug” question. December 28, 2009 – RAW: Vince McMahon was about to pull the plug on Bret Hart appearing on RAW to be next week’s guest host. ~~Shawn Michaels came out and convinced Mr. McMahon that “only good things can happen” and Vince agreed to bring Bret back! January 4, 2010 – RAW: Bret “The Hitman” Hart appeared on RAW for the first time in 12 years as special RAW guest host for the night. ~~~Bret went for closure, making peace with Shawn Michaels, and then confronting Vince McMahon before making peace with him too. ~~~Vince McMahon accepted the gesture and agreed to put Stu Hart in the Hall of Fame – but then turned and kicked Bret in the crotch! January 11, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon arrogantly proclaimed that Bret Hart would never again appear on WWE programming. January 18, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon shot down rumors that Bret Hart would be there – adding that Hart was banned from WWE! January 25, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon taunted the fans saying there was no good business reason to bring back Bret “Hitman” Hart. ~~~John Cena came out and cut a promo on Mr. McMahon about using the wrestlers and then throwing them away after they expire. ~~~This got under McMahon’s skin and he ended up inviting Bret Hart to RAW next week – then booked Cena in a match with Sheamus! February 1, 2010 – RAW: Bret Hart showed up for another confrontation with Vince McMahon – this time wanting to “kick his ass!” ~~~Mr. McMahon insulted Stu Hart and the Hitman started punching him in the guts – until Batista ran down and attacked Bret Hart. ~~Batista held Bret up so McMahon could spit right in his face! After the show ended, John Cena came out and brawled with Batista! February 2, 2010 – ECW on Sy-Fy: Vince McMahon announced the end of ECW and there would be a new TV show to replace it. February 8, 2010 – RAW: John Cena called out Batista for a fight, but when Batista no-showed, he called out Vince McMahon! ~~~Mr. McMahon came out surrounded by security and admitted to screwing Bret “The Hitman” Hart again last week. ~Cena tried to get McMahon to accept a WM match with Bret Hart. Bret attacked McMahon, who escaped and refused the match! February 15, 2010 – RAW: Bret Hart said since Vince McMahon wouldn’t accept his challenge he would say good-bye to the WWE. ~Bret Hart said good-bye to John Cena and got into his limo, but suddenly a second vehicle backed into the door crushing Hart’s leg! February 21, 2010 – Elimination Chamber PPV: John Cena won the RAW Elimination Chamber to win the WWE Championship. ~~~After the match, Vince McMahon ordered John Cena to defend the WWE championship immediately against…BATISTA! ~~~Batista defeated John Cena in 30 seconds with a spear and a Batista-bomb to win the WWE Championship! February 22, 2010 – RAW: John Cena added himself to the list of people screwed by Vince McMahon, but wanted his rematch. ~~~John Cena defeated WWE champion Batista by intentional DQ to earn a WWE championship title shot at WrestleMania 26. ~~~LATER: Mr. McMahon claimed he had nothing to with the “accident” and invited Bret Hart back next week to say good-bye. March 1, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon introduced Bret “The Hitman” Hart, who came down with his leg in a cast and on crutches. ~~~Hart called McMahon a World champion LIAR. – Vince suddenly wanted a match with the ‘injured’ Hitman at WrestleMania. ~~Bret Hart said he couldn’t wrestle because of his broken leg, but Vince just continued to goad him and actually spit in Bret’s face! ~~McMahon kicked the crutch, causing Hart to fall down in the ring – causing Hart to get angry and accept the WrestleMania match! March 8, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon defeated John Cena in a really lame “No-Disqualification Handicap Gauntlet Match”. ~~~Vince McMahon enlisted the services of Vladimir Kozlov and; Drew McIntyre and; Jack Swagger and; Mark Henry and; Batista. March 15, 2010 – RAW: Stone Cold Steve Austin appeared as the special RAW guest host to hype WrestleMania 26 on PPV. ~~~Stone Cold Steve Austin helped Bret “Hitman” Hart outsmart Vince McMahon during a contract signing for a Street Fight. March 22, 2010 – RAW: Bret Hart cut a great promo about his past WrestleMania matches and his father going into the Hall of Fame. ~~~Mr. McMahon came out at the end and simply said “this Sunday, one way or another, you’re screwed!” March 28, 2010 – WrestleMania 26: Bret “Hitman” Hart defeated Vince McMahon in a No-Holds-Barred match by Submission. ~~~Mr. McMahon paid off the Hart family to be Lumberjacks and paid Bruce Hart to be the referee and help him screw Bret again. ~~~Bret said the Harts were stronger than ever and told him what Vince was trying to do so they made up a plan to screw Vince! ~~~Bret said the Harts made sure they were paid in advance by McMahon, but they would be on the side of Bret “Hitman” Hart! ~~~Bret beat the crap out of Vince for 12 minutes, and threw him out of the ring so the Hart family members could get their shots. ~~The Hart Dynasty (David Hart Smith and; Tyson Kidd and; Natalya Neidhart) led the assault on Vince McMahon outside of the ring. May 31, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon confronted Bret Hart and said he hoped his story as RAW General Manager has a happy ending. June 21, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon blamed Bret Hart for the chaos surrounding the NXT group and fired him as General Manager. ~~~Mr. McMahon said the new General Manager asked to remain anonymous, and he would run RAW by sending Michael Cole emails. ~~~MAIN EVENT: John Cena vs. WWE champion Sheamus ended in a No Contest with special outside enforcer Vince McMahon. ~~~The NXT group showed up and attacked John Cena. but then they surrounded Vince McMahon and shockingloy destroyed him! November 1, 2010 – RAW: Vince McMahon appeared in a “Dream Sequence” segment with daughter Stephanie and the voice of Triple H. ~~~The whole thing was a joke making light of Linda McMahon’s election campaign and the punchline was Vince was still in a coma. World Wrestling Entertainment – Vince McMahon: February 7, 2011 – RAW: Vince McMahon announced that next week he would announce the guest host for WrestleMania 27! October 8, 2012 – RAW: WWE Champion CM Punk vs Vince McMahon never started.