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WRESTLING COLUMNS
Gimme Some Truth
January 18, 2005 by Bobby Berens
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Four years....It seems so much longer and yet I remember it like it was
yesterday. Monday nights....Saturday Evenings....it had always been
there, and then it was gone. Even though I knew why it was gone, it
just didn't seem real, or even fair. Four years ago, WCW closed its
doors, leaving behind a legacy of poor management, bad booking, and
stale storylines. At least that is how most people remember WCW. Which
is kind of odd, because so much good came of the organization. For
every rehashed nWo angle, there was an amazing cruiserweight match, for
every Big Josh and his dancing bears, there was Big Van Vader destroying
some hapless victim, and for every Ding Dong match, there was The
Steiner Brothers, making up suplexes on the fly. With all the attention
ECW has been recieving lately, I think it is high time to shine the
spotlight on the perrinial #2 of the "Big Two".
Rather than retell the entire history of WCW (which would be rather
lengthy), I present to you the "WCW Top Ten". This is the list of the
most important people, intriueging angles and ideas that graced WCW
programing. For those whom have forgotten, sit back and reminice with
me and for those who are too young to have seen what WCW had to offer,
here is your chance to hear the truth about WCW.
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(Disclaimer: This list will span the years of 1983 to 2001. WCW fell
under the NWA banner until 1991, at which time WCW withdrew its
membership, so before I get any wrestling purists panties in a bunch,
there, we've covered that. Ever onward) Now....THE WCW TOP TEN!
#10: Booker T-If, in 1992, the "Ghost of Wrestling Future" had come to
me and said, "hey, keep your eye on that Booker T cat, he's WCWs' last
great hope", first I would have choked on my Crystal Pepsi...cause
there's a ghost talking to me...then I would have said, "who the hell is
Booker T", to which the ghost would reply, "you know, Kole from Harlem
Heat," and then I would say, "which one is Kole", and the ghost would
say, "the one with talent". Looking back now, it is pretty clear Booker
T had all the makings of a future superstar. He had the moves, he could
connect with the fans, and he had a unique look. It took several years
for him to be seen as a true "playa" but the fans were determined to see
Booker succeed. And in spite of all the shit WCW put him through (G.I.
Bro) Booker did succeed. Go back to some old WCW tapes circa. 1998 and
check out the fan response to Booker T..it was unbelievable. Whether it
was intentional or not, Booker was able to grow into his spot, something
other performers were unable to do. Look at Goldberg. He was like a
rocket ship, pushed to the moon, but soon gravity took hold and pulled
him back to earth. Booker, on the other hand, was given the slow burn
to the top. Fans genuinaly cared about Booker, just check out The Best
of 7 Series with Chris Benoit, or SuperBrawl VIII, where he beat Perry
Saturn and Rick Martel in back-to-back matches, or his first WCW World
Title victory over Jeff Jarrett at Bash at the Beach 2000, he made those
feel like "events". Now, try to find a match that Booker half-assed.
You won't find one...Booker was a consumate pro and a true team
player...he never balked at doing a "job", always made his opponent look
good, and always gave the fans their money's worth. There may have been
some who could talk better and some who could wrestle better, but Booker
T put it all together better than most, a true "Total Package". I
truely believe Booker is the last link to WCW, I mean who else openly
brags about being a former (5 time) WCW Champion" He carries the torch
for a fallen promotion, just as he carried WCW on his back in its dying
days, and for that he deserves so much more. Though his body of work
isn't as expansive as Ric Flair, Sting or Dusty Rhodes, he has earned
his spot amonst WCWs' elite.
#9: Big Van Vader-Ok, its time for a flashback...ready" It's the mid
1980's in the WWF. You turn on Superstars of Wresting and are bombarded
with cartoonish monsters, Giants and other assorted freaks. King Kong
Bundy, Big John Studd, Andre the Giant, One Man Gang...and on and on.
Some snarl and grunt, some stand stoic and silent, and one of them
speaks with a French accent....well, thats kinda scary. And then they
enter the ring....and it's real scary....seriously....I'm afraid....I'm
afraid I'm going to fall asleep! These "monsters" were nothing more
than fodder for Hulk Hogan to beat. The term "big man fetish" is tossed
around when referring to Vince McMahon and never was that fetish more
evident than in the 1980's. Now we fast-forward to WCW circa 1990. WCW
had managed to avoid having to use the "monster" heel, on the grounds
that they already had a plausible heel in Ric Flair, not to mention they
didn't have a bankable babyface for said monster to feud with. That all
began to change with the dawn of the new decade, as Flair's days as a
top draw seemed to be numbered (HA!) and it looked as though Sting and
Lex Luger, two bodybuilders turned wrestlers, much in the same mold as
Hulk Hogan, were set to take the helm of WCW. Enter Big Van Vader.
Vader made his debut at "The Great American Bash '90", and with his
exotic, albiet unusual headpiece, and his brutally stiff style, it was
clear, Vader was WCWs' first true monster...no, let me rephrase
that...he was WCWs' first true MONSTER. Though he would come and go
through most of '90 and '91, by the time '92 rolled around, the fans saw
him as a legit bad-ass. WCW had a gold mine on their hands, and they
knew it. No matter how tough the WWF tried to make The One Man Gang look
or how mean and ugly Bundy was, they didn't hold a candle to what Vader
brought. At nearly 400 lbs, Vader could move like a cat, with a moveset
that included one of the nastist powerbombs ever, the stiffest punches
outside of boxing, and a moonsault (!) Vader was unstoppable. Remember
how he murdered Sting at the Bash '92, or how he squashed Nikita Koloff
at Halloween Havoc the same year, or the carnage left in the wake of
Vader vs. Cactus Jack. While Vince would never allow his "monsters" to
lose control, WCW insisted Vader be uncontrollable, and that made all
the difference.
#8: The Cruiserweights-It is entirely possible, that if someone were to
make a list of the most important figures in WCW history, and the most
damaging figures in WCW history, that Eric Bischoff might be the #1
person on both of those lists, but while any other author will surely
tell you why he is the latter, I am here to tell you why, in this
instance, he is the former. In 1991, WCW, taking a cue from New Japan
Pro Wrestling , began dabbling in a Lightheavyweight division. It was
seemingly an experiment destined to fail from the get-go as WCW didn't
have enough credible performers to make the division a success and
despite two remarkable, groundbreaking US matches between Brian Pillman
and Jushian Ligar, the WCW Lightheavywieght Title died a slow death
under the reign of lead booker Bill Watts in the summer of '92. But by
1995, pro-wrestling was changing, and fans wanted more than 'roided
freaks, bearhugging each other into oblivion. ECW was providing their
fans with a true alternative, and Eric Bischoff took notice. With his
fledgling WCW Monday Nitro Eric wanted to give fans something they had
never seen before. And thus the WCW Cruiseweight division rose from the
ashes of its predacessor, only this time Eric made sure the division was
stocked, having made a deal with Konnan to bring fellow luchadores from
AAA. The popularity of the division was astounding, fans had never seen
action like this on a wrestling show before and Eric had found the
balance his Monday Nitro needed. He could give fans a little of
everything within the confines of 2 hours. But let's not give all the
credit to Bischoff, it took a roster of cruisers, that sometimes rivaled
that of the heavyweights in sheer numbers, to keep the action fresh.
Billy Kidman's Shooting Star Press, Juventuud Guerrera's 450 Splash,
Eddy vs. Rey at Halloween Havoc '97, and Shane Helms' Vertabreaker, they
were all worth sitting through so much filler and crap. And more often
than not, it was more memorable than what ever retread main event WCW
was throwing at us that night. (Wrap your brain around this little
nugget, during WCW's peak, Monday Nitro was a 3 hour live telecast, with
the Cruiserweights getting 1 hour of airtime per week on average.
Compare that to the WWE's Cruiserweight division. Sigh....)
But, nothing lasts for ever, and by 1999, without Eric Bischoff's
directon, the cruiserweight division was dead. But it's legacy still
remains today...and no, I don't mean in the WWE Cruiserweight division,
silly...I mean in the heavyweight division. Chris Benoit, Eddy
Guerrero, Chris Jericho, Rey Mysterio, all alumns of WCW's Cruiserweight
division. It can also be seen in NWA-TNA's X division, featuring former
WCW cruisers like Kid Kash, AJ Styles, and Elix Skipper. Eric Bischoff
knew that to succeed, in business and life, you must evolve, and luckily
for him, and us, the evolution was televised.
#7: Gimmick Matches-Today, the wrestling landscape is filled with all
kinds of matches; Hardcore, Ladder, Cage, Hell in a Cell, etc., etc.
The Monday Night Wars dictated that wrestling couldn't just be two men
with a grudge, it had to be 3 men with a vauge grudge, with steel
chairs, oh, and falls count anywhere, and we better have 14 run-ins and
6 ref bumps. And that's just the opening match! But there was a time
in the not so distant past, when wrestling was about settling scores in
the appropriate fashion. A Gimmick match! And nobody did the gimmick
match better than WCW. The steel cage match had been a staple of
NWA(WCW) since the dawn of time, therefore it had kind of lost its
luster with many fans, however, the WWF dared not have cage matches, at
least none that you would want to sit through. So the braintrust in the
NWA (namely, Dusty Rhodes) had to come up with new and inventive matches
in an appempt to lure the average viewer away from Vince's clean,
kid-friendly WWF. And how do you do that" Well, you tell people that
they are going to see something that they can't see anywhere else, and
then you follow through with that promise. And they did.
The greatest of all the gimmick matches, undoubtably was War Games: The
Match Beyond. The first War Games took place during the Great American
Bash tour in '87, and to this day it rivals anything put on by any other
promotion. For those who don't know, the War Games goes as follows: Two
rings are placed side by side and surrounded with a giant enclosed steel
cage (it had a roof, if I didn't word that well) The match is contested
between two teams of 5 (sometimes it's been 4). The match begins with
one member of each team entering the rings, and those two men battle it
out for 5 minutes. During those 5 minutes, there is a coin toss to
detemine which team gets to send another member in, giving them a 2-on-1
advantage. The match proceeds like this until all 10 wrestlers are in
the rings. Then The Match Beyond begins, anything goes, no pinfalls, no
dqs, only way to win is to make one of your opponents submit or
surrender. One word describes this match: VIOLENT. If you've never seen
one, you are truely missing out one one of the most barbaric experiances
in wrestling. But they were also emotional, these men were ripping and
tearing at each other, in an attempt to make the other say those dreaded
words, "I Quit".
And the images..they stay with you forever. Arn Anderson having his
head piledriven between the two rings, JJ Dillon being gouged with the
spike from The Road Warriors shoulder pads, Brian Pillman being used as
a human superball by Sid Vicious, and The Dangerous Alliance
cannabalising the ring itself, in an attempt to vanquish their foes.
But when talking about a match that leaves lasting images, none was as
visually impressive as the scaffold match. The showcase of both
Starcadde '86 & '87, this match does not always fare well when talking
about wrestling as sport, but for sheer drama, it is unbeatable. The
Road Warriors standing tall after disposing of The Midnight Express and
Jim Cornette, and Billy Kidman and Madusa taking the plunge at the hands
of Shane Douglas were two of the most unreal moments provided by the
scaffold match. And you weren't going to see that in McMahonland. The
other gimmick match that gets no love is called BattleBowl: The Lethal
Lottery. Now I know I am in the minority here, but the idea was a good
one. No, it should not have been given the Starrcade slot in '91 and
'92, but we got to see some really interesting match-ups and some solid
storytelling. Sting's win in '91, Vaders' domination in '93, Rick and
Scott Steiner, on opposing teams, putting on a wrestling clinic if only
for a few scant moments in '96. These are what gimmick matches are all
about, putting extrodinary men in extrodinary settings, and waiting for
those career defining moments to happen.
#6: Announcers-Would any of the above mentioned matches be half as good,
were it not for the top-notch announce crews that covered WCW over the
years. Now...I'll bet right now you're thinking about how much you
hated Tony Schivone during Nitros heyday, and trust me, you aren't
alone, but we'll come back to Tony in a while, first, let's talk about
the man whom defined what a wrestling commontator should be. Gordon
Solie. In an era of wrestling where you have to be over the top, and
extreme, to be heard over the next guy, Gordon Solie brought class and
dignity to everything he called. I could not imagine hearing Flair vs.
Race, or Rhodes vs. Murdoch called by anyone else. He gave you the big
match feel that you couldn't get from all the Micheal Buffer's in the
world. Listening to Gordon Solie call a match was such a juxtaposition:
such a civilized man, telling you about all the violence he was
witnessing. He didn't need a catchphase to scream, he didn't wear a
hat, nor did he need a sidekick to play off of, he was simply the best
play-by-play man ever. But if you had to pick a number two, that choice
is pretty simple as well: Jim Ross. Before he was screaming "Austin,
baw gawd, Austin!!!". he was the dignified southern gentleman, who could
tell you where "wrestler x" played football in college. And as with
Gordon before him, Ross was the voice of a brand, he was WCW. He made
every wrestler seem like a future superstar, now matter how low on the
card he was. He gave legitamacy to angles that few would have been able
to salvage (I'm looking at you Black Scorpion). I guess this brings us
back to Tony Shivonie, the ultimate shill, but like Jim Ross before him,
Tony was quite a decent announcer. He was reserved but opinionated, he
knew his subject, and he could stay on point. These may seem like basic
requirements for someone who speaks to the public, but with Tony it was
all he needed, and before Monday Nitro, he was one of WCW finest
announcers. Tony became a parody of wrestling annoucers, because thats
what he was told to do. You can't fault a person for wanting to make a
living. These men, in their prime, gave WCW a legitamacy that every
other promotion lacked, and in an age of Lingerie Pillow fights and baby
killing angles, we, as fans need some dignity returned. O, Bob Caudle,
where art thou!!!
If I get response (good or bad) and you enjoy my list, I would love to
finish it. If nobody cares, and I get no response, well....Thanks for
reading.
by Bobby Berens ..
William McCracken wrote:
"Vince would never allow his 'monsters' to lose control . . ." Does the name "Kane" ring a bell" And please do finish the list.
Sean Schloss wrote:
When is the article going to be finished" It's great!!
sfhardrock wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Top ten got demoted to top five.. not even the first numbers of the line either! Sorry, but this is funny. "I will count the top ten." Either WCW rotted your brain away and you forgot how to count from ten to one or WCW just didn't hae any true top tens. There is one thing I have to talk smack about. The gimmick matches. WCW did come up with probably more origional gimmick matches, but lets be honest.. they get too confusing. If there are eighteen wrestlers out intefering in one match, then twenty others in the second match, how is that going to make the main event any more exciting. That's what killed them. They gave actors the titles! They let ICP and basketball and talk show hosts go in to be the main event! I wanna see Billy Kidman, Nash, Booker T, or possibly Jeff Jarrett going for the title, not some 40 year old talk show host! >.< That's what killed WCW, while their cruiserweights were the only ones giving impressive matches, they're killing their flagship by having someone like David A. win the title. "Shaaaaaadduuuuuup!"
Al "The Fuze" Fucsko wrote:
I TOTALLY AGREE THAT WCW WAS A GREAT COMPANY IN THE LATE 80'S AND FIRST HALF OF THE 90'S. I WAS JUST LOOKING THROUGH SOME OLD WCW MAGS THE OTHER DAY AND I FORGOT THE GREAT TALENT THEY HAD BACK THEN. I'M TALKING '91-94 IN PARTICULAR. RICK RUDE WAS THE GREATEST CHAMPION AND HEEL EVER AND HE WAS GIVEN THE BALL BY WCW AND DID A FANTASTIC JOB. HOW ABOUT VADER" SAME THING!
YOU HAD STING IN HIS PRIME, NONE OF THAT CROW CRAP! YOU HAD A HEALTHY MICK FOLEY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! BAGWELL WAS STILL A YOUNG DUDE WITH SOME HUMILITY AND A HIGH FLYING STYLE THAT WAS GREAT. THERE WERE SO MANY GREATS DURING THIS PERIOD. RON SIMMONS, LEX LUGER(DON'T LAUGH, BACK HERE THIS GUY WAS FANTASTIC!), THE STEINERS, FLAIR, DUSTIN, REGAL, 2 COLD, HARLEM HEAT, AND SOOO MANY MORE GUYS WERE HERE AND MOST OF THEM WERE IN THEIR PRIMES AND NOT STUCK W' EMBARASSING GIMMICKS LIKE WHEN THEY JUMPED OVER TO WWE LATER ON.
WATCH SOME WWE FROM '93 AND YOU'LL GET MEN ON A MISSION, ADAM BOMB, SPARK PLUGG, THE QUEBECERS, AND DUKE THE DUMPSTER. HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPARE"
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