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Over the years in the history of the WWE (Should be WWF, blasted Panda) there have been great wrestlers. Superstars who have reached the pinnacle of success, who have heard the loud roar of the innumerable fans lining the stands surrounding the squared circle... These superstars have heard that roar, and it was good. Among these names rose such superstars as Stone Cold Steve Austin, George "The Animal" Steele, Kamala, The Iron Sheik; Superstars different in almost aspect, but have one thing in common. They were all bald and they enjoyed much success (Except for maybe George Steele) Fast forward to the world of today. SmackDown! is in a slump as all of their Main-Eventers are injured or indefinitely suspended. On RAW the wrestlers there are all there but one thing that suffers on both shows, and that's a tag team. But what makes a tag team" The matching tight fitting spandex" The perfectly calculated double team moves" No... I've come to speculate that when the WWF became the WWE, the world of tag teams for a bald wrestler changed forever. I will name off examples I have compiled in my mind over the months asking myself why they never made it. And these are the tag teams I've come up with for reasons unknown have never won much success in tag teams. So I point straight to the source... The hair is not all there!

T&A - Comprised of Test, Albert and Trish Stratus as the manager, it had everything it needed to be successful; a tall long haired man with leather pants who could give one hell of a big boot, a future multi-time Women's Champion watching over all of their matches, and a beast. At the time, T&A seemed to have everything perfectly planned out for themselves, but they never won a tag team title because of one weakness... A man called Albert, a huge hulking brute with piercings all over. Why wouldn't he win for the team" The poor fool was bald! And to make matters worse, as if not winning wasn't proof enough, the guy tried to convince Test to shave his hair off, a feat that one Stacy Keibler partly accomplished later, resulting in Test's release.

Censored - The team of the Godfather and Bull Buchanan. Large men, like T&A, and like T&A, one obvious flaw. Bull Buchanan. Though both competitors weren't that great, Bull was no doubt worse off than the Godfather. The team who had one title run in their entire career and they got it only because of an interference from Edge and Christian, who eventually won the titles off them one month later in a four corners tag team match. Bull would eventually make a return to the WWE on Smackdown! under the name B-2. He teamed with a than heel John Cena. After about a month the team had gotten no where, forcing Cena to turn on B-2, which would lead to his release.

Scotty and Albert - A Worm and a Hip Hop Hippo. It seemed too good to be true. Fans around the world sat in our seats wondering, "Could this be a second Too Cool"" Scotty Too Hotty didn't have the hat, but he still had his worm, and now Albert was by his side instead of Grandmaster Sexay. The duo finally made it to a match for the Tag Team titles against Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn. Unfortunatley, Scotty and Albert came up short. Same as last time, blame the man called Albert. After the match, Albert turned on Scotty, taking Scotty out for nearly half a year. What Albert didn't expect though was that later Scotty would return with Rikishi to take the Tag Team titles from another tag team. And sure Scotty 2 Hotty hasn't won matches recently, but look who got released, and than look whose still here.

The Dudley Boys - One of my favorite tag teams. Now known as Team 3-D in the up and coming TNA, The Dudley Boys were the ultimate tandem. Winning over 17 Tag Team Titles in their historic career, it seems unlikely that the Dudley Boys would ever be seen on such an atrocious list. Or is it" Early 2005 D-von decides to go bald. After that, all hell broke loose. Winning their final WWE tag team title and losing it on RAW, they were traded to Smackdown! along with RVD and Booker T for Triple H. From there the tandem went on a downward spiral. From working alongside Paul Heyman to being in squash matches against the Undertaker. It was inevitable that the Dudley's would be released. Thanks D-von.

The Basham Brothers - A tag team that made people look back to the good old days of traditional tag team wrestling, where the superstars weren't just main-eventers thrown together to make a team. These two were twins, who worked marvelously together and could switch each other out behind the ref's back. Why did they only win one tag team title in their time as a tag team" Was it because they were split up during the brand draft lottery" No, it was because they were both BALD! Think of how they won the titles, with a little help from one Shaniqua. And once she was gone, that was it.

Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit - Both strong competitors, both thrown together as a tag team by the Smackdown! GM as a sport of their rivalry. They won the titles yes, but once they did, it ended with them at each other's throats. This was AFTER Angle had his head shaved by Edge... need I say more"

Kane and the Big Show - Like Angle and Benoit, two men thrown together by chance on Taboo Tuesday of 2005. Winning the titles off Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch, they enjoyed squash match after squash match after BLOODY SQUASH MATCH... but they got boring and eventually lost to some upstart cheerleaders on RAW the day after Wrestle mania 22. What happened here" The Big Show had grown his hair back by than. And Kane, had hair in the back of his head. But wait! The answer lies in Kane! His hairline is receding, its only a matter of time before he's bald, thus the great Tag Team gods sensed this and gave him the hellacious memories of May 19th.

Big Vito and Nunzio - Nunzio, two time Cruiserweight champion. Big Vito, guy off the streets, big man. This team COULD win something if they used underhanded deeds, but they wont, so they never will. If Nunzio had teamed up with some other cruiserweight he would have won the titles by now. But he hasn't. Why" He's running with a huge bald man who I currently have no clue what his finisher is.

The Gymini - Twins, like the Basham Brothers, but unlike them, large and powerful. These two have dominated every tag team they've competed against ever since debuting on Smackdown! by the side of Simon Dean. From the Mexicools to Paul London and Brian Kendrick, the Gymini have massacred all opposition. And yet, for all these wins, they have gotten no title shot. Apparently someone feels that they wont be getting a title shot until they grow some hair.

Tomko and Snitsky (Team Beard) - Large men who knew how to big boot a man for a two count. The duo dominated the (small) tag team scene on WWE.com's HEAT. But every time they stepped into the ring with Kane and the Big Show, they would be down faster than you could read this entire article. But why" When Snitsky was having grudge matches against Kane, Snitsky was losing, but he wasn't losing THAT quickly. But wait, there's another one in here. It's that man over there, the bald one. Isn't that Tyson Tomko" His long beard was a sight to behold and he was released almost the same year he came into the WWE so he could pursue a career in Japan.

Now look at the Tag Team Champions of both brands. On Raw we have the Spirit Squad, consisting of five young newcomers. After defeating Kane and the Big Show they are now the Tag Team Champions. Although they represent the so called "heel" side, unlike most heels, they don't run from their battles; they do things the smart way. Why is it that they are seemingly unstoppable" Take a good look at all five of them. Every single one of them possesses a full head of hair, they're not too old, so we wont be seeing that hair falling out for quite some time. On Smackdown! They have something that I must respect. A certain aura that comes with being in their presence. Its not that warm feeling you get when Melina does her ring entrance my friends. Its the entire tag team itself. All three parts of the team possess this unique trait. Thick, wavy, locks of hair.

I hope you enjoyed my article... If you didn't, hey were all objected to our own opinions right"

by Thor Richardt ..