HALL "OWW" SHAME

Ken The Box: It could be considered a surreal task describing this one to you folks.. Because this gimmick is even far to ridiculous to blame on the usual suspects (Pick a McMahon).. I stumbled onto this one while surfing one of my favorite websites and I couldn't beleive it.. So here it is, for your enjoyment, you better sit down down for this one! In Japan, there's a fed called Saitama Puroesu (SPWC), which is basically an indy fed. So indy, in fact, that they don't even have a ring, but rather, perform their shows on mats. The main eventer is a guy named Survival Tobita.

Anyway, this guy's a modern day monster-slayer or something. With each show, he faces some new "monster" wrestler. These creatures are poorly dressed in bad costumes and given horribly weird backstories. There's a recent one called Education Mamagon, whose offense includes forcing Tobita to read a book during the match! Totally bizarre, but that's a story for another day. However, there's one of these monsters that Tobita has yet to defeat, and that's Ken here. After, I believe, 3 matches, Survival has yet to beat the man of wood. And if you're wondering: no, there isn't much mobility in that suit. Basically, he just swings his arms around.

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