ECW on Sy-Fy Network
Announcers: Josh Mathews & Matt Striker
Location: Boston, Massachusetts| Date: September 29, 2009
William Regal + Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson: William Regal said that General Manager Tiffany was involved in a terrible car accident this past week. Regal said she will make a full recovery but she is home nursing her injuries. Regal said the WWE Board of Directors has made him the interim G.M. due to his past experiences. The Board has asked him not to make any decisions that effect the ECW champions, but he can make tonights main event far more interesting. Regal changed the Christian vs. Ryder match to Christian vs. Ryder & Kozlov & Jackson & himself in a 4-on-1 handicap match!
ON STAGE (THE ABRAHAM WASHINGTON SHOW)
Tony Atlas + Abraham Washington + WWE Intercontinental champion John Morrison: Tony Atlas did his ridiculous introduction of Abraham Washington, who came out and did his monologue with the word “APPLAUSE” flashing on the big screen. The crowd booed. Washington introduced his guest, Intercontinental champion John Morrison – who came out without his championship belt. Morrison plugged his new t-shirt at WWEShop.com. Morrison said he liked the Abraham Washington Show, and Washington said everybody loves the Abraham Washington Show. Washington talked about Morrison hosting the original ECW talk show – the Dirt Sheet. Morrison said if this was the Dirt Sheet, he would be Abraham Washington and Tony Atlas would be The Miz! Atlas started doing his goofy laugh and yelled “I’m Awesome!” (which is the only entertaining line ever spoken on the history of the Abaraham Washington Show. Morrison said both the Miz and Dolph Ziggler think they are going to become champions this Sunday. Morrison said Ziggler might become a champion one day, but this Sunday the IC title will stay with him. Dolph Ziggler came out and sat down next to Morrison on the big leather couch. Washington said they were all out of time, and told Ziggler’s people to call his people. Morrison told Ziggler to “say goodnight, Mr. Ziggles!” Ziggler was about to say something when Tony Atlas chimed in with “good night, Mr. Ziggler!” Washington ended the show before Ziggler could say anything. Morrison stood up and hugged Washington. Okay the most hated guy in the ECW is acting like a babyface.
William Regal & Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson + Zack Ryder: Zack Ryder came in and said he didn’t need their help against Christian tonight. William Regal hung up the phone and said the Board of Directors didn’t like what he did to the main event, and changed it to a 4-on-4 match with Christian teaming with Tommy Dreamer, Yoshi Tatsu, and Goldust. Ryder said this wouldn’t have happened if Regal didn’t mess with the main event in the first place.
Shelton Benjamin defeated Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea with Paydirt: Sheamus came down and attacked Shelton Benjamin at ringside and jammed him into the ring post. Benjamin re-entered the ring and miraculously hit Burchill with Paydirt for the victory!
VIDEO PACKAGE: John Cena vs. Randy Orton at Hell in a Cell.
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Christian gave Tommy Dreamer, Yoshi Tatsu (thank you!), and Goldust (freak!) a pep talk before their main event war..
EIGHT-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
Christian & Tommy Dreamer & Goldust & Yoshi Tatsu defeated William Regal & Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson & Zack Ryder: Yoshi Tatsu defeated William Regal to win the match for his team! BIG CELEBRATION!