WWE RAW RESULTS
March 15, 2004|
East Rutherford, NJ - Continental Airlines Arena
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Kevin Fertig defeated Chad Wicks (dark)..
- Lance Storm defeated Ken Phoenix..
- Rico defeated Stevie Richards..
- The Hurricane & Rosey defeated Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade..
- IN THE RING: Triple H + Chris Benoit + Evolution + Shawn Michaels + Eric Bischoff..
- FORMER World Heavyweight champion Triple H kicks off RAW coming out with his arm in a sling..
- Triple H says that ONE MATCH does not make someone THE BEST -- it doesn't mean CRAP!
- Triple H says that defending the title night after night, month after month, year after year makes you the best!
- Triple H gives the excuse that it took two men to beat him for the World title..
- Triple H goes on and on and on about being the greatest professional wrestling today (shouldn't this be Benoit's time?)
- Triple H says that the target is now on Chris Benoit's chest, and warns that sooner or later the sling will come off..
- Editor's Note: Triple H was trying desperately to get HEAT, but the furnace just wasn't on tonight..
- Chris Benoit then comes out and raises his World championship belt over his head for Triple H to see!
- Chris Benoit says that he beat Shawn Michaels AND Triple H last night for the World title and BECAME THE BEST!
- Chris Benoit says that when Triple H's arm gets better and he feels man enough, he'll give him a rematch..
- Chris Benoit says he'll continue to beat Triple H and make him TAP.. and TAP! and TAP! and TAP! and TAP! and TAP!
- Triple H says "not on your best DAMN day!"
- Chris Benoit says today isn't his best damn day, and knocks Triple H down on his back!
- Evolution runs down to back out their leader until Shawn Michaels comes down with a chair for the save!
- Eric Bischoff comes out to the stage and says Vince McMahon told him not to sign any World title matches!
- Eric Bischoff says that Vince McMahon will explain the situation to everybody when he arrives tonight!
- Eric Bischoff sets up a main event between Ric Flair, Batista & Randy Orton vs Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels!
- INTERVIEW: The Coach & Shawn Michaels..
- Shawn Michaels says that Chris Benoit hasn't beaten him yet, so eventually he'll get a World title match..
- Shawn Michaels says he'll protect his tag team partner, his investment, tonight in the main event..
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: Victoria & Lita vs Molly Holly & Jazz w/Theodore Long..
- Molly Holly came to the ring with a long blonde hair WIG with a chin strape and went right for Victoria..
- Midway through the match, Lita pulled Molly's wig off and Molly ran backstage leaving Jazz alone!
- Lita finished off Jazz in the ring to win the match for her team..
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Chris Jericho..
- Chris Jericho blows off Todd Grisham when he asks how he feels about Trish betraying him last night!
- MATCH: Matt Hardy vs Chris Jericho..
- Chris Jericho wrestles a wild match and gets disqualified for choking Matt Hardy with electrical cord!
- Chris Jericho paces backstage and out to the parking lot where he throws his bags in his car and leaves..
- TAPED PROMO: Randy Orton..
- Randy Orton brags about beating Mick Foley @ Wrestlemania XX and prooving that he's better..
- Randy Orton says that in his mind he hasn't prooved anything, and challenges Mick Foley to a 1-on-1 match!
- Randy Orton asks how Mick Foley feels about his son growing up idolizing Randy Orton....
- BACKSTAGE: La Resistance (Rene Dupre, Sylvain Grenier & Rob Conway) + Steve Austin..
- La Resistance celebrates being back together and they have a brand new member --- Fifi! (a poodle)..
- Rene Dupre says that the only thing that is missing is the Tag Team titles!
- Steve Austin shows up and says La Resistance is in direct violation of the law and writes them a ticket!
- MATCH: Val Venis vs Kane..
- Val Venis comes to the ring and pulls a skinny, slutty, tall, big-breasted, blonde fan from the crowd..
- Val Venis allows her to remove his towel before his match and then teases that she'll remove her shirt for him!
- Kane hit the ring before her top could come off and beat the hell out of Val Venis in less than a minute..
- Kane quickly departs without any sign of the Undertaker..
- DIVAS MATCH: Stacy Keibler vs Miss Jackie..
- Jackie took exception to Stacy's seductive entrance into the ring and shoved her to the floor!
- A minute into the match, Vince McMahon's music hit and the BOSS came out and cleared the ring for an announcement..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon..
- Vince McMahon apoligizes for interrupting but says he needs to get something off his mind right away..
- Vince McMahon says that he thinks things in the WWE need to be SHAKEN UP..
- Vince McMahon says certain General Managers have become too protective of the talent and kiss their butts..
- Vince McMahon says it's time for new rivalries and announces that the Smackdown! roster will be on RAW next week!
- Vince McMahon announces that there will be a Lotty and every single WWE employee will be involved..
- Vince McMahon says that it's time for a NEW WWE!
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Johnny Spade + Evolution..
- Evolution barges in and complains about the Lottery announcement and the posibility of being split up..
- Triple H says he's not leaving RAW until he gets his World Heavyweight title back..
- Eric Bischoff says that Vince McMahon said that everyone is up for grabs, including Evolution..
- TAG TITLE MATCH: Booker T & Rob Van Dam vs The Dudley Boyz (Bubba & DVon)..
- After a long back-and-forth match, Booker T pinned Bubba Dudley after a Book-end finisher..
- RINGSIDE: Spike Dudley & Christian & Trish Stratus..
- Spike Dudley came down for his match but got attacked from behind by Christian & Trish Stratus..
- Trish gave Spike Dudley a chickkick to the face, and Christian hit an unprettier on the floor!
- Trish got down and counted the 1-2-3 for Christian pinning Spike..
- IN THE RING: Christian & Trish Stratus..
- Trish Stratus (with a whole different tone in her voice) says it was Jericho who made a bet to sleep with her!
- Trish Stratus asks what kind of "cheap slut" the fans take her for?!
- Trish Stratus says that it's ironic that Jericho spend all that time trying to screw her, but she screwed him!
- Christian calls fans of New Jersey that they're a bunch of creepy little bastards, but he's not a CLB..
- Christian says she doesn't want some love-sick puppy following her around, she wants someone more like HIM..
- Christian says "Because, right now...." -- Trish cuts in and says "you can't get no Stratusfaction"..
- BACKSTAGE: La Resistance (Rene Dupre, Sylvain Grenier, Rob Conway..... and Fifi)..
- Sylvain Grenier worries about being split up next week just after they got back together..
- Rene Dupre says that Steve Austin offended him earlier and he's going to go to the ring and do something..
- IN THE RING: Rene Dupre + Steve Austin..
- Rene Dupre says that Steve Austin and the American rejects have mistaken the French as cowards & sissies..
- Rene Dupre raises his flag to proove that he is the exact opposite..
- Rene Dupre then calls out Sherrif Stone Cold Steve Austin, who comes out on his four-wheeler..
- Steve Austin tackles Rene Dupre right away and stomps a mudhole in him in the corner..
- Steve Austin continues to beat on Rene Dupre with punches to the face and choking him on the ropes..
- Steve Austin finishes Rene Dupree off with a Stone Cold Stunner and celebrates with some beers..
- MAIN EVENT: Shawn Michaels & Chris Benoit vs Evolution (Randy Orton, Batista & Ric Flair) w/Triple H..
- Midway through the match, Randy Orton sees Mick Foley arrive to the building on the big screen..
- The referee gets knocked out and Evolution pounded away on Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels..
- Mick Foley runs down and attacks Randy Orton and throws him over the guard rail and brawls into the crowd!
- In the ring, Shawn Michaels battles Ric Flair and hits a big elbow from the top rope!
- Shawn Michaels sets up for the superkick but Triple H pulls his sling off and gives Michaels a pedigree!!!
- Ric Flair rolls over and puts his arm over Shawn Michaels as a second referee runs down, but only counts 2!!
- A few minutes later, Shawn Michaels gets busted open, from the wound he received the night before..
- With the referees back turned, Triple H came in and went after Benoit, but Michaels gave him a superkick!
- Chris Benoit locks Batista in the sharpshooter, and after several seconds, Batista taps out!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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