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WWE RAW RESULTS

May 1, 2006
Columbus, Ohio
Announcers: Joey Styles (quits) & Jerry Lawler


  1. INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
    • The Untouchables (Deuce & Domino w/Cherry) defeated Eddie Perez & Montel Montavious Porter in a dark match..
    • Charlie Haas defeated Akio (Jimmy Yang)..
    • The Big Show defeated Jon Moxley & Dick Rick in a Handicap match..
    • Matt Striker defeated Brian Jennings..
    • Viscera defeated Lance Cade by DQ (Cade used a chair)..

  2. KICKOFF: Vince McMahon + The Spirit Squad..
    • Vince McMahon bragged about defeating God last night at Backlash and said he would be taking the night off tonight..
    • Vince McMahon named all five members of the Spirit Squad at the substitute General Managers for one night only..
    • The Spirit Squad booked Kenny Doane vs John Cena for the WWE title and a Divas Cheerleader Outfit match..

  3. DIVAS TAG TEAM CHEERLEADER MATCH: Torrie Wilson & Maria Kanellis defeated Mickie James & Victoria.
    • The showed slow-motion footage of Trish Stratus dislocating her shoulder in her match with Mickie James at Backlash..
    • Trish Stratus showed up with her arm in a sling and tripped Mickie James and held her foot while Maria pinned her!

  4. SIX MAN TAG: The Spirit Squad (Mikey & Johnny & Nicky) defeated The Odd Squad (Goldust & Snitsky & Eugene)..
    • Vince McMahon was shown relaxing backstage getting willfully molested by "Playboy Covergirl" Candice Michelle..

  5. COMMERCIAL BREAK: Maria came out and did her Kiss Cam segment but Mickie James viciously assaulted her!

  6. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Eugene..
    • Eugene said his uncle Eric used to tell him to never quit, but then remembered Eric tried to make him quit all the time..
    • Eugene said his uncle Eric was a jerk and bragged saying "at least I still have a job and you don't!"..
    • Matt Striker attacked Eugene from behind with a big text book and left him laying unconscious on the floor..

  7. BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & The Big Show & Charlie Haas + The Spirit Squad..
    • They showed a video package praising Vince McMahon for defeating Shawn Michaels & God last night..
    • The Spirit Squad ordered Shawn Michaels to be the referee in the next match -- Rob Conway vs Kane..
    • Mitchell gave Shawn Michaels his special yellow referee shirt with the words "May 19" written all over it..

  8. MATCH: Kane defeated Rob Conway..
    • Shawn Michaels was forced to wear a yellow referee shit with the words "May 19" written all over it!
    • Before Kane could come down, Shawn Michaels whacked Rob Conway and put the yellow shirt onto him instead..
    • Kane came down and noticed the writing on Rob Conway's shirt and destroyed him and tried to leave!
    • Shawn Michaels yelled "May 19! May 19th! May 19th!" into the mic, bring Kane back to finish off Conway!

  9. SQUASH MATCH: Umaga destroyed Rory Fox..
    • Armando Alejandro Estrada introduced "the man who took down the 16-time Champion" Ric Flair at Backlash - Umaga!

  10. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & SuperSlut Candice Michelle + Triple H..
    • Vince McMahon is writing his own scripts again and got to make out with Candice Michelle again..
    • Triple H (with a massive scar on his head) interrupted and Vince offered to make Triple H the referee later..
    • Triple H said if Kenny Doane wins the WWE title then he wants Kenny 1-on-1 next week for the WWE title..
    • Vince McMahon got agressive and told Triple H not to tell him what to do or he'll never get a title shot..

  11. THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge w/Lita + Mick Foley..
    • Edge quickly pointed out that John Cena pinned Triple H last night so he (Edge) can still lay claim to the WWE title..
    • Edge then claimed that his WrestleMania match with Mick Foley was tarnished because Joey Styles was the announcer..
    • Edge said he still stole the show at WrestleMania, then introduced the the "Former" Hardcore Legend Mick Foley!
    • Mick Foley came out and said ever since WrestleMania he has thought about his Hardcore match with Edge 24/7..
    • Mick Foley said that the more he watched the Tape, and searched his soul, he realized Edge was a tough S.O.B...
    • Mick Foley extended his hand and shook Edge's hand and also shook Lita's hand and gave her a kiss on the cheek..
    • Mick Foley said he finally got his "Final Defining Moment" at a WrestleMania and showed a clip of the Flaming Table..
    • Mick Foley concentrated on a freeze frame of Edge looking traumatized and said that's what made it all worth it..
    • Mick Foley said he wants to go through it all again, TONIGHT, and challenged Edge to a rematch in Columbus, Ohio!
    • Edge said that he went through hell in a triple threat match last night but Mick Foley is on....... ON CRACK!
    • Edge said he would face Mick Foley next week on RAW in any kind of match he wants..
    • Mick Foley told Edge to think about it all week and "Try to have a Nice Day!"..

  12. IN THE RING: Chris Masters + Rob Van Dam + Shelton Benjamin + Carlito Cool..
    • Chris Masters cut a promo on Carlito Cool and then issued a Masterlock Challenge to IC Champion Rob Van Dam..
    • Chris Masters got the Masterlock on RVD and Shelton Benjamin showed up and punched away at RVD's face!
    • Carlito Cool ran down with a chair and whacked Chris Masters and made the save for Rob Van Dam..
    • Nicky Nemeth came out and ordered a tag team match to start right now...

  13. TAG MATCH: Rob Van Dam & Carlito Cool defeated Shelton Benjamin & Chris Masters..
    • Midway through the match, Joey Styles got a note passed to him that said the Co-GMs Spirit Squad wanted to see him..
    • Shelton Benjamin was going to use a steel chair, but Charlie Haas showed up and pulled it away from him!
    • Carlito Cool capitalized on the distraction and scored the pinfall over Shelton Benjamin..

  14. BACKSTAGE: The Spirit Squad & Joey Styles..
    • The Spirit Squad said Joey Styles had no spirit and had better show some spirit during Kenny's match later..
    • The Spirit Squad said he Joey Styles doesn't do his job he will have to wear a cheerleader outfit next week..
    • Editor's Note: It's funny the Squad is telling Joey Styles to do what Vince has ordered him not to do..

  15. RINGSIDE: Jerry Lawler & Joey Styles..
    • Jerry Lawler got on the house microphone and teased Joey Styles about not having Spirit like he did with ECW..
    • Joey Styles said if this was ECW, he wouldn't have to work with a hack like Jerry Lawler and shoved him!
    • Joey Styles shoved Jerry Lawler again and then slapped his face! Lawler then pushed Styles onto the floor!
    • Joey Styles got up and dusted himself off and walked out as the crowd chanted ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
    • Jerry Lawler apologized after the break saying he just wanted to have fun and asked Joey Styles to come back..
    • Joey Styles came back to the stage and said six months ago WWE called him because they humiliated Jim Ross..
    • Joey Styles said he gets lectured about the difference between pro-wrestling and sports entertainment..
    • Joey Styles said he was told to ignore the wrestling holds and talk about the storylines going on..
    • Joey Styles said that is insulting to the wrestlers, who work hard inside the ring to feed their families..
    • Joey Styles complained about getting bumped off of WrestleMania and Backlash for Jim Ross to come back..
    • Joey Styles said he used to call LIVE PPVs for ECW by himself and nobody has done that before or since..
    • Joey Styles said he is sick of sports-entertainment and sick of Vince McMahon moching God..
    • Joey Styles said he was also sick of the fans who buy into the sports entertainment circus..
    • Joey Styles said he never needed this job and he doesn't want this job any more ---- I QUIT!
    • Jerry Lawler called Joey Styles and idiot and sent him back to the bingo halls working for Paul Heyman..

  16. WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Kenny Doane w/The Spirit Squad to retain..
    • Referee Triple H stook back and let Kenny do whatever he wanted and even helped him a few times..
    • Kenny actually bad-mouthed Triple H, so HHH gave him a Pedigree and said the hell with it and left!
    • The Spirit Squad attacked John Cena as Triple H continued to walk out but bumped into Shawn Michaels..
    • Shawn Michaels (wearing a referee shirt) stopped and looked at Triple H for a second and then hit the ring..
    • Kenny Doane hit his top rope leg drop and went for the cover but Shawn Michaels refused to count..
    • The Spirit Squad jumped into the ring and John Cena & Shawn Michaels cleaned house together..
    • Shawn Michaels superkicked Johnny Jeter and John Cena hit the FU on Kenny for the 1-2-3!

  17. And that's a wrap folks..


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