WWE RAW RESULTS
August 14, 2006|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- Gene Snitsky defeated Phil Brown in a dark match..
- Matt Striker defeated Rob Conway..
- Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated Damien Wayne & Chris Escobar..
- Shelton Benjamin defeated Val Venis..
- IN THE RING: Edge w/Lita..
- Edge & Lita came out and said they visited the Cena mansion and showed video footage of them snooping around..
- Edge narrated as he went into John Cena's room and looked at his Throw-back jerseys and family photographs..
- Edge continued the video which ended with Edge slapping the crap out of John Cena's father and laughing...
- Edge chronicled the chapters of the Edge vs Cena saga and said the final chapter would be at SummerSlam..
- WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Lita defeated Mickie James with help from Edge to capture the WWE Women's championship!
- BACKSTAGE PROMO: Mick Foley..
- Mick Foley congratulated Lita on her championship victory and then said that he was upset with himself..
- Mick Foley said he folded his hand and accepted Ric Flair's challenge and it makes him sick to his stomach..
- Mick Foley said in ten years he's only bled in the WWF four times but Ric Flair is an easy bleeder..
- Mick Foley invited Ric Flair to join him at ECW on Sci-Fi and called Flair a washed up piece of crap!
- MATCH: Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada defeated Alex Sage...
- Editor's Note: Umaga has beaten HHH & HBK & Cena recently, why is no one making him #1 Contender?
- MATCH: Ric Flair defeated Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez by DQ when Mick Foley interfered....
- Mick Foley ran out late in the match and attacked Ric Flair and got some help when Melina low-blowed Flair!
- Mick Foley tried to crush Ric Flair's head between the ring steps but Flair barely escaped with his life..
- Mick Foley continued to destroy a semi-unconscious Ric Flair as the legion of WWE fans chanted "Foley Sucks!"..
- DIVA SEARCH SEGMENT: Mike "The Miz" Mizanin + 4 Finalists + WWE Diva Squad..
- Mike "The Miz" Mizanin introduced all of the Finalists and then revealed the Milena was this week's elimination!
- Candice Michelle, Torrie Wilson & Victoria came out to have a "Beat the HEAT Water Fight" with the Final Three..
- If the great Lou Thesz was still alive this would definitely put him in his grave -- a watery grave..........
- Torrie & Candice acted like drunk spring breakers while Victoria (who shouldn't be in this) looked lost..
- IN THE RING: Degeration-X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) + The McMahons (Vince & Shane)..
- Shawn Michaels said DX has been through some tough times and plugged the new "Vince Loves Cock" t-Shirt..
- The McMahons came out and said the DX party is over, and the classy WWE audience chanted "You Suck Cock!"
- Vince McMahon said that they would bring the wrath of Satan on DX because they had No Chance in Hell..
- Triple H said Vince has gone just plain stupid and reminded the McMahbons that DX was their worst nightmare..
- Triple H said that if Vince McMahon wanted to bring some backup (like Satan) to SummerSlam they don't care..
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan & Eugene defeated The Spirit Squad (Mike & Kenny)..
- The Highlanders (Rory & Robbie McAllistair) came down to keep an eye on Mitch, Johnny and Nicky at ringside..
- The Highlanders interfered and nailed one of the Squad with their finisher and Eugene scored the pin!
- BACKSTAGE: Armando Alejandro Estrada offered Umaga as a "resource" to the McMahons at Summerslam..
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: Edge w/Lita vs Carlito Cool w/Trish Stratus ended in a No Contest..
- John Cena, who was thought to be in Massachusetts with his father, showed up and attacked Edge!
- It was a wild brawl with Edge running away frantically as John Cena was held back by security..
- IN THE RING: Randy Orton + "Fake" Hulk Hogan + "The Real" Hulk Hogan..
- Randy Orton said he was waiting for Hulk Hogan to arrive all night but he has not arrived at the building..
- Randy Orton said he used to watch Hulk Hogan do the same old act every night but the idiots chanted his name!
- Randy Orton said he decided back then, that he would be the man to finally destroy Hulkamania forever..
- Randy Orton said he will kill the biggest legend that there ever was at SummerSlam, and fufill his destiny..
- Hulk Hogan's music hit and the fake Hulk Hogan impersonator (who is really good) came out to the ring...
- Fake Hogan said Randy Orton is right, Orton will kill Hulkamania because of his knee and he's tired...
- Fake Hogan said "Whatcha gonna do when I soil myself in the ring all over you, brother!"...
- The REAL Hulk Hogan finally showed up complete with Red & Yellow boas and Orton couldn't believe his eyes!
- Hulk Hogan walked slowly to the ring and no-sold Orton's kicks and got up and kicked Orton out of the ring!
- The FAKE Hulk Hogan hit the REAL Hulk Hogan from behind so Hogan bodyslammed him and gave two elbow drops..
- Hulk Hogan invited Randy Orton back into the ring -- but Orton refused -- and Hogan disposed of the FAKE..
- Hulk Hogan said Randy Orton can make jokes but he cannot make fun of the Hogan Family in front of the fans..
- Hulk Hogan said he's glad inspired Randy Orton because there is one legend that the Legend Killer can't kill...
- Hulk Hogan asked "Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the power of the millions of Hulkamaniacs runs wild on you?!"
- And that's a wrap folks..
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