WWE RAW RESULTS
April 2, 2007|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- Kofi Nahaje Kingston defeated Stevie Richards in a dark match..
- Viscera defeated Patrick Busch ..
- "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters defeated Eugene..
- Candice Michelle defeated Victoria in a Divas match..
- Kenny Dykstra defeated Val Venis..
- IN THE RING: John Cena + Shawn Michaels + Jonathan Coachman..
- John Cena came out to half cheers and half boos and gave his obligatory "The Champ is Here" proclaimation..
- Shawn Michaels came visibly frustrated by his lose the previous night to John Cena at WrestleMania 23 in Detroit..
- Shawn Michaels said their match was about winning and losing and John Cena won and he lost and does not like that!
- Shawn Michaels said he was sick of looking his opponents in the eye and telling them they were the better man..
- Shawn Michaels said that John Cena may have won their match at WrestleMania 23 but he was NOT the better man..
- John Cena stated that sounded like a challenge so his answer to Shawn Michaels was "any time, any place!"..
- Shawn Michaels said he wanted to do it right here and now but they were interrupted by Jonathan Coachman on stage..
- Jonathan Coachman said the WWE Championship would not be defended because Cena/HBK would defend their Tag titles..
- Jonathan Coachman said John Cena & Shawn Michaels would defend their titles in a 10-Team Battle Royal starting NOW!
- 10-TEAM BATTLE ROYAL: Shawn Michaels & John Cena won a 10-Team Battle Royal to retain their World Tag Team titles!
- RAW Participants: Cryme Tyme, The Highlanders, Kenny Dykstra & Chris Masters, Jim Duggan & Eugene
- SD! Participants: King Booker & Fit Finlay, Deuce & Domino w/Cherry, Chavo Guerrero & Gregory Helms..
- ECW Participants: The ECW Originals (Rob Van Dam & Sabu), The New Breed (Elijah Burke & Matt Striker)..
- Jonathan Coachman came out and ordered John Cena & Shawn Michaels to defend in a second 10-Team Battle Royal!
- 10-TEAM BATTLE ROYAL: The Hardy Boyz won a 10-Team Battle Royal to capture the World Tag Team titles!
- RAW Participants: The Hardy Boyz, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, Johnny Nitro & The Miz, Viscera & Val Venis
- SD! Participants: Brian Kendrick & Paul London, Chavo Guerrero & Gregory Helms, William Regal & Dave Taylor
- ECW Participants: The ECW Originals (Tommy Dreamer & Sandman), The New Breed (Marcus Cor Von & Kevin Thorn)..
- Shawn Michaels turned on John Cena and tossed Cena over the top rope to sacrifice their World Tag Team titles!
- The Hardy Boyz finished off Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch to capture their sixth World Tag Team Championships!
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Shawn Michaels + Randy Orton..
- Shawn Michaels said that he wanted John Cena to understand that he has one goal and that is the WWE Championship..
- Randy Orton came in and said Shawn Michaels already had his chance and claimed Randy Orton couldn't defeat him..
- BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & Vince McMahon..
- Jonathan Coachman was talking into the camera, which was to represent Vince McMahon (so we cannot see him)..
- Vince McMahon bumped into Candice Michelle & Maria Kanellis and bullied them into telling him he's handsome..
- Vince McMahon bumped into Eugene & Cryme Tyme who held back laughter and then Ron Simmons so said "DAMN!!!"
- Vince McMahon & The Coach kept walking down the halls where various WWE superstars avoided eye contact..
- IN THE RING: Lilian Garcia & Vince McMahon + Bobby Lashley..
- Vince McMahon came out wearing a hat and power-walked to the ring with an extremely angry expression on his face..
- Vince McMahon blamed his WrestleMania misfortune (being shaved completely bald) on referee Stone Cold Steve Austin..
- Vince McMahon said he was going to change the record book and forced Lilian Garcia to announce him the winner..
- Vince McMahon booked a rematch between Bobby Lashley and Umaga tonight for Lashley's ECW World Heavyweight title..
- Vince McMahon said he had his hat surgically cemented to his head and won't come off until all his hair grows back..
- Bobby Lashley came out smiling and McMahon took a swing at him so Lashley pulled his hat off and humiliated him!
- Vince McMahon put a towel over his head and Lashley took it, then Lawler's crown, and then Jim Ross's cowboy hat..
- Vince McMahon ducked under Lilian Garcia's skirt so Bobby Lashley grabbed her skirt and ripped it right off!
- TAG MATCH: Ric Flair & Carlito Cool w/Torrie Wilson defeated World's Greatest Tag Team (Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas)..
- IN THE RING: WWE Women's Champion Melina Perez + Mickie James..
- Melina Perez said she proved at WrestleMania 23 that Ashley Massaro was nothing more than "just another pretty face"..
- Melina Perez said posing for Playboy might be glamourous but it pales in comparison to being WWE Women's champion..
- Melina Perez starting striking poses for the cameras until Mickie James ran down and laid her out with a DDT in the ring!
- FEATURE: Mick Foley talked about the Make-A-Wish Foundation and said tune in next week to see someone's wish come true..
- SQUASH MATCH: The Great Khali defeated Super Crazy..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Armando Alejandro Estrada..
- Armando Alejandro Estrada cautiously asked Vince McMahon to calm down so McMahon snapped and yelled at him..
- Vince McMahon changed the main event to a Handicap match and told Armando that Umaga better not fail him..
- INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & The Hardy Boyz..
- Jeff Hardy said that it is awesome to be six-time Tag Team Champions and said that was something to be proud of..
- Matt Hardy said both of them have had a lot of ups and downs over the years but they are finally back on top..
- FEATURE: They showed clips of the premiere of "The Condemned" where WWE wrestlers and fans watched the movie..
- ON STAGE: Edge..
- Edge was not happy but said after what he went through at WrestleMania 23 a lesser man would not be standing there..
- Edge protested the fact that Shawn Michaels was immediately granted another shot at John Cena's WWE Championship..
- Edge reminded everyone that he had beaten John Cena several times so he is better than both Michaels & Randy Orton..
- ECW WORLD TITLE HANDICAP MATCH: Bobby Lashley defeated Umaga & Armando Alejandro Estrada to retain the ECW World title..
- By this point, Jerry Lawler had pretty much taken over commentary as poor Jim Ross had completely lost his voice..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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