WWE RAW RESULTS
August 13, 2007|
New York City, New York
Madison Square Garden
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- IN THE RING: Mr. Vince McMahon + Stephanie McMahon..
- Mr. Vince McMahon started the show by coming to the ring, which was surrounded by RAW, SD! & ECW Stars..
- Mr. Vince McMahon said he was shocked to learn that he had an illegitimate child last week at the end of RAW..
- Mr. Vince McMahon said the woman who filed the paternity suit is witholding the name of the child he fathered..
- Mr. Vince McMahon said he will not be intimidated by this woman - as the WWE fans chanted "Who's Your Daddy?!"
- Mr. Vince McMahon said all the WWE Super Stars support him as well as his family and hopes the fans support him..
- Stephanie McMahon came out and said that her half-brother was one of the WWE Super Stars standing around ringside..
- Mr. McMahon looked at each and every WWE Super Star at ringside trying to spot the slightest bit of resemblance..
- EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Clips of Bobby Lashley's shoulder surgery at the hands of Dr. James Andrews in Birmingham, AL..
- MATCH: Mr. Kennedy defeated The Sandman...
- BACKSTAGE: Mr. Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman..
- Vince McMahon said that he started having sex at the age of 12 so the illegitimate child really could be anyone..
- "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair then stepped up behind Vince McMahon and went "woooo!" in his ear! -- wooooooo!
- BACKSTAGE: William Regal + Michael Cole & JBL + Maria Kanellis & Ron Simmons + Santino Marella..
- William Regal (dressed as Simon Cowell) auditioned Michael Cole & JBL (Hall & Oates) for WWE Idol later on..
- William Regal made Maria Kanellis a judge for WWE Idol and Santino Marella was not allowed to be a contestant..
- Michael Cole & JBL continued to sing when Ron Simmons (JBL's former tag team partner) came in and yelled DAMN!
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG)..
- Cryme Tyme came out and sold the chair right out from under ring announcer Lilian Garcia's wonderful ass..
- Cryme Tyme sold it for $1000 but later used the chair in the match and got themselves disqualified..
- SQUASH MATCH: Gene Snitsky defeated Robbie McAllistair (Snitsky destroyed Rory McAllistair after the match)..
- BACKSTAGE: Mr. Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Cody Rhodes..
- Mr. McMahon & The Coach continued to guess who Vince's illegitimate child could be when Cody Rhodes showed up..
- Cody Rhodes gave Mr. McMahon a condom and Vince said he wanted to sue Trojan - specifically the magnum division..
- Mr. McMahon seemed frustrated when he wondered out loud who it could be - then suddenly the Boogeyman showed up..
- WWE IDOL: Todd Grisham + The Judges (William Regal & Maria Kanellis & Mick Foley)..
- Jillian Hall was the first contestant and sang a horrible version of a broadway classic with her own lyrics..
- ~~~The judges trashed Jillian Hall's singing while the fans chanted "you suck! you suck! you suck! you suck!"
- Nikolai Volkoff & The Iron Sheik w/Howard Finkel were the next contestants singing the Soviet National Anthem..
- ~~~Even though Nikolai Volkoff has a great singing voice, the judges trashed it and the fans booed it heavily..
- ~~~The Iron Sheik grabbed the microphone and cut a promo until G.M. William Regal told security to take him out..
- Lilian Garcia was the last contestant the clear-cut winner of the WWE Idol for singing "New York, New York"..
- Santino Marella interrupted and had his singing trashed and tried to order Maria Kanellis to leave with him..
- Ron Simmons came out and punked out Santino Marella so William Regal declared him the winner of WWE Idol..
- MATCH: Cody Rhodes defeated Charlie Haas w/Shelton Benjamin..
- CORONATION: King Booker w/Queen Sharmell & Jerry "The King" Lawler...
- As part of the stipulations last week, Jerry Lawler was forced to crown King Booker as the undisputed KING!
- Jerry Lawler said Booker was not the one true king and that is why he will not put the crown on Booker's head..
- Jerry Lawler said King Booker had a match at SummerSlam against.... The King of Kings -- -- -- -- -- -- TRIPLE H!
- King Booker & Queen Sharmell attacked Jerry Lawler and beat him up and bashed his head in with a TV monitor!
- IN THE RING: "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton..
- Randy Orton cut a heel promo on John Cena and promised to capture the WWE Championship at SummerSlam..
- MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Umaga defeated Randy Orton & Carlito Cool...
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Linda McMahon..
- Vince McMahon was bragging about some of his encounters when Linda McMahon showed up from behind..
- Vince McMahon realized he was busted and Linda McMahon said Vince is no longer welcome at their home..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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