WWE RAW RESULTS
August 27, 2007|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Thanks to George Harris for the LIVE report!
- The Highlanders defeated Johnny Jeter & Ryan O'Reilly in a dark match..
- Mickie James defeated Jillian Hall in a Divas match..
- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeated Jimmy Jact Cash..
- The Sandman defeated Mike Edwards..
- Gene Snitsky defeated Super Crazy ..
- IN THE RING: "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton + John Cena + William Regal + King Booker..
- Randy Orton said he spent the entire day in church because he's convinced he saw a miracle at SummerSlam..
- Randy Orton said John Cena should be thankful that he didn't end his career like he did to all the others..
- Randy Orton demanded a rematch for the WWE championship and told John Cena to come out right now to accept..
- John Cena (hometown hero) came out and hugged his father, Johnny Fabulous, who was sitting in the front row..
- John Cena said all of Randy Orton's talk of being a "Legend Killer" he failed to get the job done at SummerSlam..
- John Cena said when you lose, you move down, and someone else moves up, and hinted that he would face Triple H!
- General Manager William Regal came out and told John Cena that he would not be facting Triple H tonight on RAW..
- Randy Orton falsly assumed that meant he would get a rematch. But William Regal booked John Cena vs. King Booker!
- Randy Orton tried another cheap shot but John Cena caught him and tossed him out of the ring! Orton took a fit!
- MATCH: Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy (back from his suspension) ended in a No Contest..
- During the match: Umaga came down and chased Mr. Kennedy away but then turned heel and attacked Jeff Hardy!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Mr. Kennedy..
- Vince McMahon congratulated Mr. Kennedy on his match and then Vince mentioned that his middle name was Kennedy..
- Mr. Kennedy shook Mr. McMahon's hand and walked away. Vince McMahon said "Nice kid, but he walks kinda funny"..
- Vince McMahon then turned and walked away from Jonathan Coachman using his trademark "McMahon Strut"..
- CARLITOS CABANA: Carlito Cool & Mr. Vince McMahon + Triple H..
- Vince McMahon said he had his 50th birthday last week (August 24th was actually Vince McMahon's 62nd birthday)..
- Vince McMahon said he'd sue the woman who filed the paternity suit if she doesn't reveal the identity of his son..
- Triple H came out to a huge ovation said he searched the world and found four women that Vince McMahon slept with..
- Triple H brought out "Mary" (a large black woman) saying Vince McMahon slept with her after WrestleMania III..
- Triple H brought out "One Eyed Wendy" (wearing a patch) and Vince said it was an accident he poked her eye out..
- Triple H brought out "Carlito's sister" (a woman with an afro) and Vince said he thought Carlito was asleep..
- Triple H then brought out "Francis, aka Frank" (a large male cross dresser) who said "Hey Vincey, what up?"
- Vince McMahon got upset and said he doesn't remember any of the women and aggressively told them to leave!
- Triple H said there was some new problems for Mr. McMahon that surfaced today all over the media and internet..
- Triple H said everybody in the world knows that Vince McMahon is running an illegal rooster-fighting ring..
- Triple H went on and on and on and finally foolishly tricked Mr. Vince McMahon into saying "I love Cocks!"..
- Vince McMahon said he wished Triple H had never come back and dropped the microphone and walked away..
- Carlito Cool got in Triple H's face and threatened to put him back on the shelf for another 8 months..
- Triple H said Carlito spits apple pretty good but he also heard that Carlito likes to suck grapefruits..
- Carlito Cool spit apple in Triple H's face, so Triple H attacked Carlito and gave him a Pedigree!
- SIX MAN TAG: Cody Rhodes & Paul London & Brian Kendrick beat Shawn Daivari & Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin..
- IN THE RING: Shawn Daivari + Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) + Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch..
- Shawn Daivari stayed in the ring and went on a verbal tirade until he was interrupted by Cryme Tyme..
- Cryme Tyme knocked out Shawn Daivari and stole his turban and sold it to a fan in the front row for $5..
- Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch came down and wanted a match but Cryme Tyme just stole Cade's cowboy hat..
- Cryme Tyme ran up into the crowd and said he was in a good mood so he simply gave away Cade's hat!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Randy Orton..
- Randy Orton barged in on Vince McMahon and demanded that he overturn William Regal and give him a title shot!
- Vince McMahon told Randy Orton to show him that he deserves another title shot - and until then it's NO...
- DIVAS MATCH: "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix vs. Maria Kanellis didn't even officially get start..
- Beth Phoenix attacked and destroyed Maria Kanellis before the match so the referee called it off..
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & WWE Women's Champion Candice Michelle..
- Candice Michelle said Beth Phoenix dominated that match but she will not be intimadated..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + William Regal..
- Vince McMahon said he refuses to wait two weeks to find out who his "bastard son" is..
- William Regal came in and said the attornys called and the McMahon family will confront Vince next week!
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs. King Booker w/Queen Sharmell ended in a No Contest when Randy Orton interfered..
- Randy Orton & King Booker double-teamed WWE Champion John Cena and Orton set up Cena for the big kick to the head..
- Randy Orton sstopped and then attacked John Cena's father in the front row and delivered the big kick to HIS head!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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