WWE RAW RESULTS
September 3, 2007|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- Val Venis defeated Jay Bradley..
- Super Crazy defeated Shawn Spears..
- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeated Chad Collyer..
- Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated The Highlanders (Rory & Robbie McAllistair)..
- INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Jeff Hardy defeated Umaga to capture the WWE Intercontinental title..
- After the match: Umaga (who is now suspended in real life) took a fit and destroyed the ringside furniture..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Carlito Cool (with a new haircut)..
- Vince McMahon told Carlito Cool that they were going to treat Triple H "like family" later tonight..
- BACKSTAGE: Santino Marella & Maria Kanellis..
- Maria Kanellis said she wished Santino Marella would have checked with him before booking her in a rematch..
- Santino Marella assured Maria that everything was going to be okay and said he had some things to say too..
- BACKSTAGE: William Regal & Melina Perez + Stephanie McMahon + Linda McMahon + Ron Simmons (DAMN!)..
- Melina Perez whispered what she did with Mr. McMahon into William Regal's ear and he said "that's disgusting!"
- Stephanie McMahon showed up and wanted to slap Melina but stopped. Linda McMahon showed up and slapped Melina!
- DIVAS MATCH: Beth Phoenix defeated Maria Kanellis..
- Before the match: Santino Marella said when his arm gets better he is going to embarass Ron Simmons..
- The Sandman interrupted and canned Santino Marella all the way up the ramp and to the backstage area..
- The match finally got started and Beth Phoenix catagorically destroyed poor little Maria Kanellis..
- After the match: Beth Phoenix said she was cashing in her WWE Women's title shot at Unforgiven on PPV..
- Beth Phoenix sent a message to WWE Women's Champion Candice Michelle by assaulting Maria once again!
- Candice Michelle ran down to check on Maria Kanellis as Beth Phoenix grinned her way out of the ring..
- FEATURE: They showed photos of John Cena Sr.'s swollen black eye after being kicked by Randy Orton..
- IN THE RING: General Manager William Regal + Randy Orton (via Sattalite) + John Cena..
- William Regal talked about denying Randy Orton another title shot which led to Orton kicking John Cena Sr...
- William Regal said he gave Randy Orton the day off but he did have Randy Orton on screen via sattelite..
- Randy Orton said he wishes he was there but said the blood of John Cena Sr. is all on John Cena's hands..
- Randy Orton asked John Cena if he wants a rematch now? GM William Regal booked the match for Unforgiven..
- Randy Orton added that he hoped John Cena Sr. NEVER FORGIVES his own son for what he did to him last week...
- John Cena slowly walked to the ring as William Regal pleaded with him not to do anything he might regrete..
- John Cena looked around the arena and looked at his dog-tags and then tackled William Regal in the ring!
- John Cena beat the hell out of William Regal and put him in the STF-U submission on the ringside floor..
- #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Brian Kendrick & Paul London defeated Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas..
- World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch joined JR & The King on commentary for the match..
- After the match: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch (playing the babyfaces) congratulated Kendrick & London..
- BACKSTAGE: William Regal was getting checked out by medics when Shane McMahon showed up at the building..
- BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool told Umaga that he needs to take out his aggression on Triple H tonight..
- BACLSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman & Three of Vince's Lawyers..
- Vince McMahon was making sure that his money is safe and protected (even Vince's lawyers are buff)..
- One of the lawlers suggested they seek a settlement and Vince McMahon got up and fired the lawyer!
- MIXED TAG MATCH: Cody Rhodes & Mickie James defeated Shawn Daivari & Jillian Hall..
- Jillian Hall came out and harrassed Lilian Garcia about her new album saying HER new album would be better..
- Jillian Hall (whose face was swollen from having her wisdom teeth out) started singing with Shawn Diavari)..
- HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H defeated Carlito Cool & Umaga by Disqualificiation..
- Carlito Cool & Umaga were immediately disqualified for ignoring the referee and double-teaming Triple H..
- Carlito Cool gave Triple H two back-stabbers and Umaga continued the assault while Carlito got a chair..
- Carlito Cool placed the chair in front of Triple H's face while Umaga went for the running butt-smash!
- Triple H moved and Umaga hit the chair and Triple H started whacked both Carlito & Umaga with the chair!
- Triple H repeatedly whacked Umaga with the chair but he wouldn't fall so Triple H found a sledge-hammer!
- Carlito Cool ran away while Triple H whacked Umaga right between the eyes with the sledge-hammer........
- A bloody Umaga struggled to get to his knees only to have Triple H crack him in the back of the head!
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon (with Lawyers) + Linda McMahon + Stephanie McMahon + Shane McMahon..
- Vince McMahon said his family was there to confront him tonight and explained it was all about the money..
- Linda McMahon came out alone and pointed out she was the CEO of WWE and she's already got plenty of money..
- Linda McMahon said thanks to The Coach parading all the women he slept with she could take him for everything..
- Stephanie McMahon came out and Vince McMahon showed a video package called "A Fathers Love" on the screen..
- Actually the video was a recap of Vince's match with Stephanie from No Mercy 2003 (revealed as prank by HHH)..
- Stephanie McMahon suggested that her father step down as Chairman of the Board and Shane McMahon came out..
- Shane McMahon said they weren't there to stand against their, but instead they are there to stand behind him..
- Shane McMahon said Vince McMahon needed to change and deal with his issues for the sake of his grandchildren..
- Shane McMahon said he always wanted a brother. Vince then claimed he made up all the affairs to boost his ego..
- Vince McMahon admitted that he cheated on Linda McMahon once and it was with the woman who is sueing him..
- Vince McMahon got down on one knee and promised to be a better husband, sister, and human being from now on..
- Mr. Kennedy came out and said that "everything happens for a reason" and hinted he was Vince's "bastard" son..
- Mr. Kennedy pointed out that Vince McMahon "son" will reveal himself next week in Mr. Kennedy's hometown..
- Mr. Kennedy said he was Vince McMahon's son but Stephanie McMahon stepped in and asked for Kennedy's proof..
- Mr. Kennedy told Vince McMahon he didn't have to change for anybody and he should be even more outrageous..
- Mr. Kennedy said if Mr. McMahon was the ego-maniacal lunatic he wouldn't have become a great WWE Superstar..
- Mr. Kennedy tried to turn Vince McMahon against his family and Stephanie told her father not to believe this..
- Vince McMahon started to develope a proud smile on his face and eventually hugged his "son" Mr. Kennedy..
- The lawyer that is representing the mother showed up and said the illegitimate son is NOT Mr. Kennedy..
- The lawyer announced that the illegitimate son is a WWE SuperStar and will reveal himself next week on RAW..
- The lawyer said he had a clue as to who Vince McMahon's illegitimate child is -- "Things Are Looking Up"..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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