WWE RAW RESULTS
November 5, 2007|
Los Angeles, California
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: ..
- Mickie James defeated Melina Perez..
- Ron Simmons defeated Aaron Aguilera..
- The Highlanders defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick..
- DEDICATION: This episode of WWE RAW was dedicated to the memory of Lillian "The Fabulous Moolah" Ellison..
- IN THE RING: Degeneration-X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) + Hornswoggle + The Boogeyman + The Great Khali..
- Triple H & Shawn Michaels came out doing all their traditional DX stuff for their "One Night Only" Reunion..
- Triple H was right in the middle of his "Let's Get Ready To.." thing when he was interrupted by Hornswoggle!
- Hornswoggle, who was wearing GREEN, started doing the crotch chops and wanted to take part in the DX stuff..
- Shawn Michaels pulled out the run-sheet (show script) and Triple H showed Hornswoggle that he was not listed..
- Hornswoggle put Shawn Michaels in the 'short arm head-scissors' and Michaels agreed to let him be in DX tonight..
- Triple H told Hornswoggle to go back under the ring, but Hornswoggle said "NO" there was a Monster under there..
- Shawn Michaels went to check but he was pulled under the ring and came out with worms hanging out of his mouth..
- The Boogeyman popped out from under the ring and he suddenly had a nerdy voice asking if he could join DX too..
- Shawn Michaels agreed to let him in DX and Triple H said you can never have enough Nerds, Freaks and Weirdos..
- Triple H tried to do his "Let's Get Ready To. . ." thing again but was interrupted by SmackDown!'s Great Khali!
- Triple H & Shawn Michaels just said "Hey you wanna be in DX, get in the back" and went back to doing his schtick..
- Jonathan Coachman interrupted and Triple H threatened to tell The Great Khali what The Coach was saying earlier..
- Triple H whispered into The Great Khali's translator's ear and he told Khali and Khali chopped The Coach down!
- The Great Khali chased Jonathan Coachman backstage and Triple H & Shawn Michaels was back alone in the ring..
- Shawn Michaels remarked whoever writes this crap hasn't been this bad since that whole "Katie Vick" stuff..
- Triple H: "Let's Get Ready To Suck It!" (And if you're not down with that, L.A.'s got two words for ya) SUCK IT!
- NON (WOMENS) TITLE SQUASH MATCH: Beth Phoenix defeated ECW's Kelly Kelly..
- PROMO: Santino Marella brought a paper bag for Stone Cold so he can try to "act his way out of it"..
- SQUASH MATCH: Gene Snitsky (sub for Carlito Cool) defeated "Joey" (aka Joey Munoz/Kaos from WSX)..
- Carlito Cool was about to spit apple in Joey's face but Snitsky snapped and beat the crap out of Carlito !
- MUSIC VIDEO: A well-produced "I Am Jeff Hardy" video featuring pretty much all of Jeff Hardy's career high spots..
- INTERPROMOTIONAL MATCH: Jeff Hardy (RAW) & Rey Mysterio (SD!) defeated Mr. Kennedy (RAW) & Fit Finlay (SD!)..
- BACKSTAGE: Maria Kanellis tried to tell Santino Marella that Stone Cold was there but he was it was only a rumor..
- IN THE RING: Santino Marella & Maria Kanellis + Stone Cold Steve Austin..
- Santino Marella said they had an actual celebrity in the crowd, the director of "The Condemned" - Scott Wiper..
- Santino Marella insulted the guy, who got a puffed up macho look on his face, but somehow remained in his seat..
- Finally, Stone Cold Steve Austin arrived with a copy of "The Condemned" on DVD in his hands to shut Santino up..
- Stone Cold Steve Austin corrected Santino Marella on some of his poor English he used to quote "Stone Cold"..
- Stone Cold quized Santino Marella on the movie and then offered to have a beer with him but Santino declined..
- Stone Cold presented Santino Marella with a copy of "The Condemned" but Santino through it down on the ground!
- Stone Cold stunned Santino Marella and shoved the DVD into his mouth and then walked back up the isle backstage..
- Stone Cold reemerged driving a Budweiser beer truck and rammed the ring and then sprayed Santino with a beer hose!
- Stone Cold threatened to spray Maria Kanellis (crowd wanted it BAD) and then drenched her to make the fans happy!
- Stone Cold stood on top of the beer truck as a ringside attendant tossed beers over the ring for Austin to drink..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Hornswoggle + The Great Khali..
- Vince McMahon said it was important for him to show his love, and sometimes a man has to stand on their own feet..
- Vince McMahon said sometimes "Size Doesn't Matter" but they are going to put that to the test at Survivor Series..
- Vince McMahon introduced Hornswoggle to his opponent at Survivor Series and in walked the enormous Great Khali!
- BACKSTAGE: DX said they were asked to waste time while they clean up the ring so Big Dick Johnson danced..
- Triple H got rid of Big Dick Johnson and brought in the playboy girls from Girls Next Door (Kendra & Bridgette)..
- BACKSTAGE: Mickie James wished Trevor Murdoch luck and the jerk Lance Cade said (Okay, thanks, Good bye!)..
- MATCH: Cody Rhodes w/Hardcore Holly defeated Trevor Murdoch w/Lance Cade..
- RINGSIDE: Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler talked about the recent death of The Fabulous Moolah..
- They played a very touching tribute video dedicated to Moolah followed by a standing ovation from the fans..
- TAG MATCH: Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Super Crazy defeated The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin)..
- Before the match: Hacksaw Jim Duggan was yelling "Hoooo!" and Super Crazy was yelling "Siiiii!" (fans didn't catch on)
- MAIN EVENT: Degeneration-X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) defeated WWE Champion Randy Orton & Umaga..
- Shawn Michaels knocked out Randy Orton with the sweet chin music (super-kick) and scored the pin on the Champion..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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