WWE RAW RESULTS
March 17, 2008|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Thanks to Aaron "The Baron" Walker for sending in a live report...
- Vladimir Kozlov defeated Super Crazy in a dark match..
- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeated Charlie Haas..
- Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea Burchill defeated Val Venis..
- D.H. (Harry) Smith defeated Highlander Robbie McAllistair..
- Melina Perez w/Beth Phoenix defeated Mickie James..
- THE HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + The Big Show..
- Chris Jericho bragged about winning the WWE Intercontinental title last week for the record eighth time!
- Chris Jericho introduced his special guest, the Big Show, who came out wearing a WrestleMania 24 t-Shirt..
- The Big Show said Y2J is good but couldn't beat the Big Show so what chance does Floyd Mayweather have?
- Chris Jericho got aggressive and suddenly sided with Floyd "Money" Mayweather and cut a scathing promo..
- The Big Show got up and challenged Chris Jericho to a WWE Intercontinental title match right here tonight!
- PROMO: Mr. Vince McMahon cut an arrogant promo about being inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week..
- Mr. McMahon bragged about all his recent accomplishments and then promised to top it off by retiring Ric Flair!
- MONEY IN THE BANK WARM-UP MATCH: C.M. Punk defeated Carlito Cool..
- PROMO: Snoop Dogg cut a promo saying Maria shouldn't have shown her boobies to the world then stopped in his tracks..
- Santino Marella came in holding cue cards and scolded Snoop Dogg for messing up his lines and Snoop walked off..
- HANDICAP MATCH: Umaga w/William Regal defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick after Kendrick walked out on London..
- Before the match: G.M. William Regal introduced Umaga as the man who would defeat Batista at WrestleMania 24..
- BACKSTAGE: General Manager William Regal & Triple H..
- Triple H ruled that if Orton or Cena walk out on the other tonight then they will be removed from WrestleMania..
- HIGHLIGHTS: Vince McMahon receiving a STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in an elaborate ceremony..
- Vince McMahon accepted the STAR on behalf of the WWE Superstars and fans but then turned into "Mr. McMahon"..
- Mr. McMahon said they he alone was most responsible for the STAR because he is the biggest STAR of all time..
- BACKSTAGE: "the Nature Boy" Ric Flair + "the Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels..
- Ric Flair asked Shawn Michaels why he was in the building even though he doesn't have a match scheduled tonight..
- Ric Flair said he doesn't want sympathy so he doesn't want any help during his Street Fight with Vince McMahon..
- IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield + Colin Delaney..
- JBL said he was looking forward to confronting Fit Finlay but he is looking after his son Hornswoggle this week..
- JBL said he had to do something for the Irish so he scoured the WWE and called ECW's Colin Delaney to the ring..
- SQUASH MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield destroyed ECW's Colin Delaney..
- CAREER THREATENING STREET FIGHT: "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair defeated Mr. Vince McMahon..
- Mr. McMahon bloodied Ric Flair and was about to win but Shawn Michaels ran down and pulled the referee out...
- Mr. McMahon set up a table in the ring but Ric Flair low-blowed McMahon and put him on top of the table..
- Ric Flair jumped off the top rope crashing through the table and pinning Mr. McMahon 1-2-3 to win it!
- RINGSIDE: Jerry "The King" Lawler interviewed Jared "The Subway Guy" Fogle plugging Subway Sandwiches!
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: The Playboy Covergirls (Maria Kanellis & Candice Michelle) defeated Jillian Hall & Victoria..
- Santino Marella did commentary and built tension with Jerry Lawler, who kept bringing up Maria's Playboy..
- After the match: Santino Marella threw a beverage on Jerry Lawler and stole his "delicious Subway sandwich"..
- Candice Michelle was sent to the hospital after for X-rays after possibly reinjuring her left clavicle..
- WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: The Big Show defeated Chris Jericho (champion) by Disqualification..
- Chris Jericho got frustrated and got himself intentionally disqualified to save his WWE Intercontinental title..
- The Big Show knocked Chris Jericho out cold with a thunderous right hand sending a message to Floyd Mayweather..
- PROMO: Kim Kardasian (some bimbo who is famous for doing nothing) talked about hosting WrestleMania 24..
- Kim Kardasian said only cool people would be allowed in (well that excludes 90% of wrestling fans)..
- Big Dick Johnson showed up and Kim Kardasian was like "No way" - he's not going to WrestleMania..
- BACKSTAGE: John Cena & Randy Orton did some last minute strategizing before taking on the entire RAW roster..
- Randy Orton suggested they go out there and save their bodies by laying down and losing on purpose..
- Randy Orton said since he was the WWE champion than he thinks John Cena should be the one to lay down..
- John Cena refused to take the dive and yelled at Randy Orton to go out there and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
- Triple H showed up and said the match continues until they beat everyone or they cannot continue..
- MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Randy Orton defeated The RAW Roster by Disqualification..
- WWE Roster: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch & Gene Snitsky & Santino Marella & Carlito Cool..
- WWE Roster: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes & Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Val Venis & Brian Kendrick..
- WWE Roster: JBL & Umaga & Charlie Haas & D.H. Smith & Robbie McAllistiar & Paul Burchill..
- John Cena pinned Santino Marella..
- John Cena submitted Trevor Murdoch with the STF-U..
- John Cena pinned Lance Cade after Randy Orton RKO'd him..
- John Cena pinned Highlander Robbie McAllistair after a flying Leg-drop..
- John Cena pinned D.H. Smith after an F-U..
- Randy Orton pinned Paul Burchill after an RKO..
- Randy Orton pinned Val Venis after an RKO..
- Randy Orton pinned Cody Rhodes after an RKO (assisted by John Cena)..
- All hell broke loose and the RAW roster attacked both men and everybody was disqualificatied..
- John Cena got a steel chair and started whacking everybody and cleared the ring except for two..
- Umaga & JBL took out John Cena, and JBL swung a chair at Randy Orton but accidentally hit Umaga! (uh oh)
- Umaga hit Randy Orton with the Samoan Spike and then chased JBL backstage leaving Orton & Cena unconcious..
- Triple H's music hit and he came out and Pedigreed both Randy Orton and John Cena in the middle of the ring..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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