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WWE RAW RESULTS

March 17, 2008
Lafayette, Louisiana
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler


  1. INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Thanks to Aaron "The Baron" Walker for sending in a live report...
    • Vladimir Kozlov defeated Super Crazy in a dark match..
    • "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeated Charlie Haas..
    • Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea Burchill defeated Val Venis..
    • D.H. (Harry) Smith defeated Highlander Robbie McAllistair..
    • Melina Perez w/Beth Phoenix defeated Mickie James..

  2. THE HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + The Big Show..
    • Chris Jericho bragged about winning the WWE Intercontinental title last week for the record eighth time!
    • Chris Jericho introduced his special guest, the Big Show, who came out wearing a WrestleMania 24 t-Shirt..
    • The Big Show said Y2J is good but couldn't beat the Big Show so what chance does Floyd Mayweather have?
    • Chris Jericho got aggressive and suddenly sided with Floyd "Money" Mayweather and cut a scathing promo..
    • The Big Show got up and challenged Chris Jericho to a WWE Intercontinental title match right here tonight!

  3. PROMO: Mr. Vince McMahon cut an arrogant promo about being inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week..
    • Mr. McMahon bragged about all his recent accomplishments and then promised to top it off by retiring Ric Flair!

  4. MONEY IN THE BANK WARM-UP MATCH: C.M. Punk defeated Carlito Cool..

  5. PROMO: Snoop Dogg cut a promo saying Maria shouldn't have shown her boobies to the world then stopped in his tracks..
    • Santino Marella came in holding cue cards and scolded Snoop Dogg for messing up his lines and Snoop walked off..

  6. HANDICAP MATCH: Umaga w/William Regal defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick after Kendrick walked out on London..
    • Before the match: G.M. William Regal introduced Umaga as the man who would defeat Batista at WrestleMania 24..

  7. BACKSTAGE: General Manager William Regal & Triple H..
    • Triple H ruled that if Orton or Cena walk out on the other tonight then they will be removed from WrestleMania..

  8. HIGHLIGHTS: Vince McMahon receiving a STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in an elaborate ceremony..
    • Vince McMahon accepted the STAR on behalf of the WWE Superstars and fans but then turned into "Mr. McMahon"..
    • Mr. McMahon said they he alone was most responsible for the STAR because he is the biggest STAR of all time..

  9. BACKSTAGE: "the Nature Boy" Ric Flair + "the Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels..
    • Ric Flair asked Shawn Michaels why he was in the building even though he doesn't have a match scheduled tonight..
    • Ric Flair said he doesn't want sympathy so he doesn't want any help during his Street Fight with Vince McMahon..

  10. IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield + Colin Delaney..
    • JBL said he was looking forward to confronting Fit Finlay but he is looking after his son Hornswoggle this week..
    • JBL said he had to do something for the Irish so he scoured the WWE and called ECW's Colin Delaney to the ring..

  11. SQUASH MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield destroyed ECW's Colin Delaney..

  12. CAREER THREATENING STREET FIGHT: "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair defeated Mr. Vince McMahon..
    • Mr. McMahon bloodied Ric Flair and was about to win but Shawn Michaels ran down and pulled the referee out...
    • Mr. McMahon set up a table in the ring but Ric Flair low-blowed McMahon and put him on top of the table..
    • Ric Flair jumped off the top rope crashing through the table and pinning Mr. McMahon 1-2-3 to win it!

  13. RINGSIDE: Jerry "The King" Lawler interviewed Jared "The Subway Guy" Fogle plugging Subway Sandwiches!

  14. DIVAS TAG MATCH: The Playboy Covergirls (Maria Kanellis & Candice Michelle) defeated Jillian Hall & Victoria..
    • Santino Marella did commentary and built tension with Jerry Lawler, who kept bringing up Maria's Playboy..
    • After the match: Santino Marella threw a beverage on Jerry Lawler and stole his "delicious Subway sandwich"..
    • Candice Michelle was sent to the hospital after for X-rays after possibly reinjuring her left clavicle..

  15. WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: The Big Show defeated Chris Jericho (champion) by Disqualification..
    • Chris Jericho got frustrated and got himself intentionally disqualified to save his WWE Intercontinental title..
    • The Big Show knocked Chris Jericho out cold with a thunderous right hand sending a message to Floyd Mayweather..

  16. PROMO: Kim Kardasian (some bimbo who is famous for doing nothing) talked about hosting WrestleMania 24..
    • Kim Kardasian said only cool people would be allowed in (well that excludes 90% of wrestling fans)..
    • Big Dick Johnson showed up and Kim Kardasian was like "No way" - he's not going to WrestleMania..

  17. BACKSTAGE: John Cena & Randy Orton did some last minute strategizing before taking on the entire RAW roster..
    • Randy Orton suggested they go out there and save their bodies by laying down and losing on purpose..
    • Randy Orton said since he was the WWE champion than he thinks John Cena should be the one to lay down..
    • John Cena refused to take the dive and yelled at Randy Orton to go out there and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
    • Triple H showed up and said the match continues until they beat everyone or they cannot continue..

  18. MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Randy Orton defeated The RAW Roster by Disqualification..
    • WWE Roster: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch & Gene Snitsky & Santino Marella & Carlito Cool..
    • WWE Roster: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes & Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Val Venis & Brian Kendrick..
    • WWE Roster: JBL & Umaga & Charlie Haas & D.H. Smith & Robbie McAllistiar & Paul Burchill..
    • John Cena pinned Santino Marella..
    • John Cena submitted Trevor Murdoch with the STF-U..
    • John Cena pinned Lance Cade after Randy Orton RKO'd him..
    • John Cena pinned Highlander Robbie McAllistair after a flying Leg-drop..
    • John Cena pinned D.H. Smith after an F-U..
    • Randy Orton pinned Paul Burchill after an RKO..
    • Randy Orton pinned Val Venis after an RKO..
    • Randy Orton pinned Cody Rhodes after an RKO (assisted by John Cena)..
    • All hell broke loose and the RAW roster attacked both men and everybody was disqualificatied..
    • John Cena got a steel chair and started whacking everybody and cleared the ring except for two..
    • Umaga & JBL took out John Cena, and JBL swung a chair at Randy Orton but accidentally hit Umaga! (uh oh)
    • Umaga hit Randy Orton with the Samoan Spike and then chased JBL backstage leaving Orton & Cena unconcious..
    • Triple H's music hit and he came out and Pedigreed both Randy Orton and John Cena in the middle of the ring..

  19. And that's a wrap folks..


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