WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
November 27, 2003|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Navajo Warrior defeated local talent..
- local talent defeated local talent..
- Sean O'Haire defeated Eric Schippreit..
- Funaki defeated Nunzio..
- Orlando Jordan defeated Chris Kanyon..
- The FBI (Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli) defeated Spanky & Paul London..
- IN THE RING: Paul Heyman & Stars of Smackdown! + Brock Lesnar..
- Paul Heyman begins the show in the ring with all WWE Smackdown! wrestlers standing on the ring apron..
- Editor's Note: Eddie Guerrero is standing next to Chris Benoit (derrr) and one of the Bashams is wearing a mask..
- Paul Heyman says he'll be celebrating Thanksgiving with a #1 Contenders 20 Man Battle Royal..
- Paul Heyman says the winner will get a WWE title match against Brock Lesnar!
- Brock Lesnar comes out and "gives thanks" for being on his way to being the best WWE champion of all time..
- Brock Lesnar looks at Rey Mysterio and says he's not afraid of "speed and agility"..
- Brock Lesnar looks at Big Show and says he's not afraid of a 7 foot giant..
- Brock Lesnar looks at John Cena and says he's not afraid of a guy who's never been champion..
- Brock Lesnar looks at Chris Benoit and says he's not afraid of a guy who will never BE champion..
- Brock Lesnar says he may have tapped out twice in the past but will never tap out again!
- Brock Lesnar says he'll make the winner of the battle royal tap out in their match..
- Brock Lesnar whispers in Paul Heyman's ear and hands over the microphone..
- Paul Heyman announces that John Cena & Chris Benoit must win matches to gain entry into the battle royal..
- Paul Heyman says John Cena has to beat A-Train, and Chris Benoit must beat someone right now!
- QUALIFYING MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Matt Morgan..
- Chris Benoit makes Matt Morgan tap out to the crippler crossface to gain entry into the battle royal..
- BACKSTAGE: Jamie Noble & Nidia..
- Jamie Noble questions if Nidia is faking her blindness to get a little extra attention..
- Jamie Noble pleads with Nidia not to come out to the ring because she is a distraction..
- Nidia convinces Jamie Noble to let her sit with Michael Cole & Tazz..
- MATCH: Jamie Noble w/Nidia vs Akio w/Tajiri..
- Tajiri walked over to Nidia (sitting at the announce table) and stood on the table in front of her..
- Nidia stands up and gives Tajiri a low-blow knocking him off the table..
- Jamie Noble was distracted by this and was rolled up in the ring giving Akio the win!
- BACKSTAGE: Paul Heyman & Shannon Moore..
- Paul Heyman once again antagonizes Shannon Moore and sets up a match with Nathan Jones..
- MATCH: Shannon Moore vs Nathan Jones..
- Nathan Jones destroys Shannon Moore..
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero..
- Chavo Guerrero shows up on a crutch to accompany Eddie to the ring for his match..
- Eddie Guerrero says Chavo shouldn't even be there, nevermind going to the ring..
- Chavo Guerrero says he feels fine and nothing can stop him from going out there..
- MATCH: Eddie Guerrero w/Chavo vs Charlie Haas w/Shelton Benjamin..
- Eddie Guerrero left the ring and grabbed Chavo's crutch, causing Chavo to fall over..
- Eddie Guerrero used the crutch behind the referees back and pinned Charlie Haas to win the match!
- Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin beat down Chavo after the match until Eddie made the save..
- Chavo Guerrero screams at Eddie for "celebrating" and not watching his back..
- QUALIFYING MATCH: John Cena vs A-Train..
- A-Train brought a chair into the ring but it backfired and John Cena won the match!
- SATTELITE INTERVIEW: Bob Holly..
- Bob Holly says he's waited 13 months to get back at Brock Lesnar and the suspension is BULL..
- Bob Holly says that he will wait it out, and return and BREAK Brock Lesnar's NECK!
- IN THE RING: Ernest "The Cat" Miller + Torrie Wilson..
- The Cat came out and rambled on for a while and then did some dancing in the ring..
- The Cat says he can't dance by himself, he needs someone from the crowd to help him..
- The Cat there's only one person in the back who can dance with the cat -- Boise's own Torrie Wilson!
- Torrie Wilson comes out to a hometown pop and does her clumbsy version of the Cat's dance..
- Torrie Wilson never fails to proove that she is the biggest prostitute to come out of Boise..
- Editor's Note: We need Miss Jones --- bad!!
- 20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL:
- Big Show, Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan, A-Train, Bradshaw, Rikishi, Scotty Too Hotty, Orlando Jordan..
- Rhyno, Johnny Stamboli, Chuck Palumbo, Danny Basham, Doug Basham (masked), Jamie Noble
- Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, Chris Benoit, Ultimo Dragon, Rey Mysterio, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas
- ~~Thought we wouldn't notice there are 21 entrants?
- ~~Big Show tossed out a bunch of people at the beginning, and then everybody teamed up to dump him!
- ~~Final Four: Eddie Guerrero, Shelton Benjamin, John Cena & Chris Benoit..
- ~~Chris Benoit did the old 'steamboat skin the cat' move to flip Shelton Benjamin over the top!
- ~~Chris Benoit backdropped Eddie Guerrero out -- Eddie landed hard on his ankle/leg..
- ~~Chris Benoit got the Crippler Crossface on John Cena, who tapped out, but it didn't matter..
- ~~They did the gimmick where both wrestlers hit the floor at the same time and the referees argued..
- ~~Brock Lesnar came out for his scheduled WWE title match..
- IN THE RING: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar & Chris Benoit & John Cena..
- Paul Heyman tries to figure out who actually won the match, then decides to make it a triple threat!
- Brock Lesnar intervenes and Paul Heyman changes his mind, Chris Benoit vs John Cena -- winner gets title shot -- next week!
- Brock Lesnar attacked John Cena, and then Chris Benoit went after Brock..
- A-Train, Big Show, Nathan Jones & Matt Morgan ran in and annialated Chris Benoit & John Cena..
- ~The crowd chants "BULLSHIT!" which I don't blame them after being the victims of such bait-and-switch tactics..
- ~They were cheated out of a conclusive and ultimately pointless battle royal, as well as a WWE title match..
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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