WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
August 17, 2007|
Mohegan Sun Casino
Announcers: Michael Cole & JBL
- THE VIP LOUNGE: Montel Vontavious Porter + Matt Hardy + "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters..
- The ring was set up with a carpet and two leather sofas as Montel Vontavious Porter kicked off the show..
- Montel Vontavious Porter said he challenged Matt Hardy to a boxing match at Saturday Night's Main Event..
- Montel Vontavious Porter claimed his heart condition would not enable him to compete in the boxing match..
- Montel Vontavious Porter said his substitute, Evander Hollyfield, who box Matt Hardy this Saturday Night..
- Matt Hardy came out and said he had Montel Vontavious Porter beat 2 weeks ago but MVP turned and ran away..
- Matt Hardy said the only heart condition Montel Vontavious Porter had was "lack therefore of" (cheers)..
- Matt Hardy said if MVP can get Evander Hollyfield to show up on Saturday Night then he will box him..
- MVP brought out "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters so Matt Hardy could go through the Masterlock challenge..
- Chris Masters put the Masterlock on Matt Hardy with MVP taunting Hardy on the microphone the whole time..
- Matt Hardy started to fight back but Montel Vontavious Porter got up and kicked Hardy in the gut twice!
- Matt Hardy started to get up so Montel Vontavious Porter ran back and gave him the Play-of-the-Day!!!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon (wearing a peach-coloured jacket) & Jonathan Coachman..
- Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman showed up and were talking about who Vince's illegitimate child might be..
- Jonathan Coachman said Big Daddy V. was the only WWE wrestler who didn't quite check out in his investigation..
- VIGNETTE: Jesse & Festus (Jesse theorized that Festus could be Vince McMahon's illegitimate son)..
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Deuce & Domino w/Cherry defeated The Major Brothers (Brian & Brett)..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Theodore Long & Kristal & Vickie Guerrero + The Great Khali..
- Vince McMahon met with Theodore Long & Kristal Marshall and congratulated them on the upcoming wedding..
- The Great Khali barged in demanding that Theodore Long remove him from his match with Kane later tonight..
- Jonathan Coachman suggested that The Great Khali might be Vince's son because he once had an affair in India..
- MATCH: Fit Finlay vs. Jamie Noble ended in a No Contest..
- Kane interfered and went after Finlay and Horswoggle showed up and pushed Jamie Noble into Kane from behind..
- Hornswoggle disappeared and Kane choke-slammed Jamie Noble while Fit Finlay slipped out of the ring to reatreat..
- Before leaving, however, Fit Finlay repeatedly whacked Kane in the ribs with his sheleilee (how do you spell??)..
- MATCH: Chavo Guerrero defeated Shannon Moore with the Gory-bomb...
- Chavo Guerrero brought a Rey Mysterio mask with him and talked to it as if he was sending a message to Rey..
- After the match: Chavo Guerrero put the mask on Shannon Moore's face and gave him a frog splash on the knee!
- Editor's Note: Who in their right mind would frog splash someone on the knee? How about I headbutt your fist!
- IN THE RING: (#1 Contender) Batista + The Great Khali w/translator..
- Batista said he might be a little grouchy cause he's been thinking of The Great Khali's actions all week long..
- Batista said his mentor Ric Flair had his head crushed like a grape and Khali treated him like a piece of dirt..
- Batista said he tried to help out Ric Flair and that "freak" wrapped his hands around his head like a vice grip..
- Batista said he's never felt pain like that but promised the fans and Ric Flair that he'll beat the Great Khali!
- The Great Khali came up on the big screen shouting at Batista and the translator told Batista what Khali said..
- The translator yelled at Batista while The Great Khali picked up a basketball and squeezed it with his bare hands..
- Batista said that a basketball doesn't hold grudges and got all fired up promising to bring the fight to SummerSlam..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Big Dick Johnson..
- Vince McMahon through his support behind The Great Khali thinking that Khali was probably his offspring..
- Jonathan Coachman stepped in and said Batista could be his son too - and Mr. McMahon thought about that too..
- Jonathan Coachman reiterated that Vince's offspring could be anybody - suddenly Big Dick Johnson showed up..
- SQUASH MATCH: "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry defeated Greg Cardona..
- Mark Henry address the mysterious druid from last week and said that he was not intimated..
- Mark Henry showed another video of him destroying the Undertaker and putting him out of action..
- The lights went out and the Undertaker's gong played following by the famous chanting sounds..
- Several druids appeared at ringside, but then disappeared, leaving a pile of sand in the ilse..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Kristal Marshall & Vickie Guerrero + Torrie Wilson & Michelle McCool + Kenny & Victoria..
- Kristal Marshall asked Torrie Wilson & Michelle McCool to be her bridesmaids at her wedding to Theodore Long..
- Victoria entered the room and gleefully agreed to be a bridesmaid but Kristal said she already has bridesmaids..
- Michelle McCool said Victoria's present to Teddy & Kristal can be to not show up at the wedding -- CATFIGHT!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Jimmy Wang Yang & Sho Funaki + Kane..
- Jonathan Coachman teased Jimmy Wang Yang and Sho Funaki being Vince McMahon's illegitimate son..
- Then Kane slapped Vince McMahon on the back and chuckled for a minute before shouting "DAD!"
- DIVAS MATCH: Michelle McCool defeated Victoria w/Kenny Dykstra..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman blew off the idea that Howard Finkel could be Vince's son!
- NON (WORLD) TITLE MATCH: The Great Khali defeated Kane with the Iron Claw pinfall..
- Kane went for a choke-slam but The Great Khali locked in the Iron Claw and eventually took Kane down and out!
- After the match: Fit Finlay showed up and attacked the already injured ribs of Kane with the sheleilee!
- Batista ran down and gave Fit Finlay a big spin-buster, and then tried to give Fit Finlay a Batista-bomb..
- The Great Khali snuck up from behind and applied the two-handed Claw to Batista head until unconscious!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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