WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
August 24, 2007|
Columbia, South Carolina
Announcers: Michael Cole & JBL
- DARK MATCHES:
- Johnny Jeter defeated Matt Anoa'i (aka Rosey) in a dark match..
- Jesse (Ray Gordy) & Festus (Freakin' Deacon) defeated Paul Burchill & Dave Taylor in a dark match..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Kane + "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters + Chuck Palumbo..
- Jonathan Coachman said that with every passing day they are getting close to finding out who Vince's son is..
- Jonathan Coachman said they looked at the WWE roster nobody fits the mold - [EXPLOSION] Kane appears..
- Kane started talking about all the birthdays and little league baseball games that Vince McMahon missed..
- Kane kept calling Vince McMahon "dad" and said he doesn't want money or gifts, he just wanted Fit Finlay..
- Vince McMahon booked Kane vs. Finlay at SummerSlam but added there is no resemblance between he and Kane..
- "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters came out next and said something as ugly as Kane couldn't be McMahon's son..
- Chris Masters had a picture of him (age 15) with Vince McMahon and said he's always felt close to Mr. McMahon..
- Chris Masters offered to take out Kane with a Masterlock Challenge and Kane reversed the Challenge on Masters..
- However, instead of locking Chris Masters in the Masterlock (Full Nelson) he grabbed him and choke-slammed him!
- Chuck Palumbo drove out on his motorcycle and Vince McMahon immediately threw him into a match with Chris Masters..
- MATCH: Chuck Palumbo defeated "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters..
- MATCH: Sho Funaki defeated Chavo Guerrero by Disqualification..
- Chavo Guerrero assaulted Sho Funaki's knee then put the Rey mask on Funaki and smashed it with a chair!
- #1 CONTENDERS (CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE) MATCH: Jamie Noble defeated Jimmy Wang Yang..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Kristal Marshall + Montel Vontavious Porter + Matt Hardy..
- Theodore Long wanted to help Kristal prepare for the Bikini contest but Kristal wouldn't let him see..
- Montel Vontavious Porter came in and suggested Theodore Long get on the MVP bandwagon while he still can..
- MVP said he would team up with the next person to "walk through those doors" and go after the Tag Team titles..
- Matt Hardy walked in and MVP took a fit and Theodore Long booked them against Tag Team Champs Duece & Domino..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Chuck Palumbo..
- Vince McMahon said he was impressed with Chuck Palumbo and bragged about a motorbike he has back home..
- Chuck Palumbo said his mom said his dad used to be into Motor Bikes and Mr. McMahon suddenly became alert..
- Chuck Palumbo said, "he also liked his Jack Daniels and was scraped off the windsheild of an 18-wheeler"..
- Chuck Palumbo killed the awkward moment by adding that his mother was the one driving the 18-wheeler!
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: WWE Tag Team Champions Deuce & Domino w/Cherry defeated Shannon Moore & Eugene..
- BASKETBALL CHALLENGE: Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Matt Hardy ended in a No Contest..
- There was basketball net set up on the arena floor with a small playing surface with lines marked off..
- Montel Vontavious Porter came out and missed an easy warm-up shot and said it wasn't a regulation net..
- Montel Vontavious Porter missed a dunk and pretended he hit it, and then actually nailed a three pointer..
- Matt Hardy came out threw the ball at MVP's head and then scored an easy two point shot as fans laughed..
- Tag Champions Deuce & Domino w/Cherry showed up and attacked both Montel Vontavious Porter & Matt Hardy!
- SQUASH MATCH: "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry defeated Brad Allen (aka Brad Attitude)..
- After the match: Mark Henry said he cannot be intimidated - then suddenly the lights went out - GONG!!
- One of The Undertaker's trademark intimidation videos played showing an Undertaker sybol being resurrected..
- SUMMER BIKINI CONTEST: Michelle McCool vs. Kristal Marshall vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Victoria vs. Mae Young..
- Kristal Marshall, Torrie Wilson, and Michelle McCool came out holding hands as Victoria followed behind them..
- Each of the four SmackDown! Divas disrobbed and did a little dance and then Michael Cole introduced Mae Young!
- Mae Young came out and disrobbed - Kristal, Michelle & Torrie clapped as Victoria stood there looking disgusted!
- Victoria stomed off while the other three Divas tried to stop Mae Young from pulling her top down in the ring!
- VIGNETTE: Jesse & Festus are coming to SmackDown! (Talked about SummerSlam and looking forward to the BBQ!)..
- MAIN EVENT: Batista defeated Fit Finlay by DQ when World Champion The Great Khali interfered..
- A few minutes into the match: World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali walked down to ringside..
- The Great Khali interfered and tried to apply the double Iron Claw but Batista blocked it and speared Khali!
- Batista mounted The Great Khali on the floor and repeatedly punched him in the head for a couple of minutes..
- And that's a wrap folks...
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