TNA WRESTLING RESULTS
Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West..|
Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios)
Date: February 14, 2008 (Taped: February , 2008)
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- PARKING LOT: Jeremy Borash & Karen Angle (with daughter, Keira Angle) + Eric Young..
- Jeremy Borash greeted Karen Angle (in her wedding dress) and Karen said Kurt has never done anything this romantic!
- Eric Young showed up needing to talk to Jeremy Borash, explaining that he has to wrestle a Monster tonight in Rellik..
- Karen Angle's daughter said "There's no such thing as monsters!" and Karen said JB was busy being her maid of honor..
- IN THE RING (CONTRACT SIGNING): Jim Cornette + Samoa Joe + Christian Cage..
- Jim Cornette stood in the six-sided ring and called out Samoa Joe to sign a TNA contract with no interruptions..
- Jim Cornette gave Samoa Joe the documents and a pen and he was about to sign it when Christian Cage interrupted...
- Christian Cage confronted Samoa Joe about not doing his job as "Special Enforcer" at Against All Odds on Sunday..
- Christian Cage said Samoa Joe did good stopping A.J. Styles from interfering but left the backdoor open for Tomko..
- Christian Cage said that he wanted Samoa Joe's help tonight taking out Kurt Angle and A.J. Styles and Tomko..
- Samoa Joe said Christian Cage's title-chase is over and the next TNA title shot is going to him (Samoa Joe)..
- Samoa Joe said "the enemdy of my enemy is my friend" and agreed to team with Cage against the Angle Alliance..
- Jim Cornette still wanted Samoa Joe to sign the contract but Joe said his personal business was more important..
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Tomko..
- Crystal Louthan asked Tomko why he stabbed Christian Cage in the back last Sunday at Against All Odds..
- Tomko said Christian Cage had been hanging off of him for five years and is going to talk to Kurt Angle..
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & A.J. Styles + Kurt Angle..
- A.J. Styles was jealous that Kurt Angle was marrying Karen Angle (who is secretly refered to as "his woman")..
- Kurt Angle came in and told A.J. Styles to get his tuxedo on because he's going to be the best man tonight!
- HANDICAP MATCH: Brother Devon (w/Brother Ray & Johnny Devine) defeated Shark Boy & Curry Man..
- Before the match: Earl Hebner came out with a scale to enforce the 275 lbs weight limitation stipulation..
- Brother Devon passed the test at less than 275 lbs but Ray failed miserably and wasn't allowed to wrestle..
- Brother Devon stole a victory after Brother Ray smashed the weight scale over Curry Man's head!
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Booker T (Waiting in the parking lot for Robert Roode's arrival)..
- TAPED PROMO: Rellik cut a promo about all the disgusting things he is going to do to Eric Young..
- MATCH: Scott Steiner (w/his latest Freak) vs. Abyss did not happen...
- Abyss came out and looked at his own scars, threw down his chain, then took off his mask and walked out..
- Scott Steiner grabbed the mic and introduced his favorite freak Rhaka Khan and issued an open challenge..
- OPEN CHALLENGE: Scott Steiner defeated Petey Williams after outside interference from Rhaka Khan..
- After the match: Scott Steiner helped Petey Williams up to his feet and patted him on the back..
- BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan & Kurt Angle & Tomko..
- Tomko said things are changing and if Kurt Angle can put his ego aside he would join the Angle Alliance..
- Tomko said he wouldn't be Kurt Angle's BITCH and as long as he can be his own man they will be alright..
- BACKSTAGE: Christian Cage was laid out by a mystery assailant...
- BACKSTAGE: Jeremy Borash & Karen Angle + Eric Young..
- Jeremy Borash was talking to Karen Angle when Eric Young burst in worried about wrestling Rellik..
- Karen Angle started freaking out and screaming because Eric Young keeps bothering her maid of honor!
- NONE (TAG) TITLE MATCH: A.J. Styles & Tomko defeated Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash (sub for Christian Cage)..
- Samoa Joe said he doesn't know who attacked Christian but knows Styles & Tomko had something to do with it..
- Samoa Joe said he had friends and called out "BIG MAN" Kevin Nash to go up against A.J. Styles & Tomko..
- Samoa Joe took a beating from his opponents for a while before Kevin Nash came in and cleaned house..
- Kurt Angle ran down and whacked Samoa Joe, allowing Tomko to hit his finger and score the victory..
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash..
- A furious Samoa Joe screamed into the camera that we just saw a declaration of war out there..
- Samoa Joe said he realized he will never get the shot he deserves until he destroys the Angle Alliance..
- Samoa Joe (on behalf of Kevin Nash & Christian Cage) challenged The Angle Alliance for Destination-X..
- MATCH: Rellik defeated Eric Young after putting on his metal mask and "scaring" Eric Young..
- TRIPLE THREAT X-DIVISION MATCH: Homicide defeated Chris Sabin and Jimmy Rave..
- They included a couple of Nascar people in the segment to do a little unsuccessful cross-promoting..
- Chris Sabin was accompanied by his tag team partner Alex Shelley as well as Nascar driver Reed Sorenson..
- Homicide was accompanied by his tag partner Hernandez, Salinas & Nascar driver Juan Pablo Montoya..
- Jimmy Rave was accompanied by his tag partner Lance Hoyt and the extremely sexxxy Christy Hemme..
- IN THE RING: Rhino..
- Rhino explained that he allowed alcohol back into his life and asked James Storm if he has any BALLS..
- Rhino issued a challenge to James Storm at Destination-X wanting it in a dangerous Elevation-X match!
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & ODB + Gail Kim..
- ODB said she knows she can take Awesome Kong and predicted she could beat Kong three times out of five..
- Gail Kim showed up and said she would watch ODB's back and stop Raesha Saed if she tried to interfere..
- NON (KNOCKOUTS) TITLE STREET FIGHT: Awesome Kong (Champion) w/Raesha Saed defeated ODB w/Gail Kim..
- Raesha Saed tried to trip up ODB - so ODB tried to rip off her mask - Gail Kim ran down to take on Saed..
- Awesome Kong attacked Gail Kim and threw her into the guard rail and continued to beat up ODB in the ring..
- Gail Kim started interfering again and got some shots in but ended up inadvertantly costing ODB the match!
- ODB confronted Gail Kim and they started a shoving match but were held apart by Angelina Love & Velvet Skye..
- PARKING LOT: Crystal Louthan & Booker T + Payton Banks + Jim Cornette..
- Payton Banks showed up and awkwardly apologized to Booker T but said Robert Roode wasn't coming tonight..
- Jim Cornette approached Booker T and told him to take out his frustrations next week against Kurt Angle..
- IN THE RING: Kurt Angle (with "Best Man" A.J. Styles) + Karen Angle (with "Maid of Honor" Jeremy Borash)..
- A.J. Styles was wearing a tuxedo without his tie and wasn't happy because he thinks Karen is "his woman"..
- Jeremy Borash escorted Karen Angle to the ring, err I mean the alter - lead by ring-bearer little Keira Angle..
- The crowd was crapping on the whole segment but So-Cal Val pretended to be emotional about the ceremony..
- Editor's Notes: I think the only people who think this is entertaining are Vince Russo & The Angle Family..
- Samoa Joe (with Kevin Nash) spoke up and said they couldn't let Kurt make the same mistake with "that skank"..
- Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash charged the ring and Styles tried to protect Karen but ended up knocking her down..
- Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash stripped the tuxedo off of Kurt Angle and chased him backstage in his underwear..
- The minister got up said "I now pronounce you man and wife," except it was for A.J. Styles & Karen Angle!
- A.J. Styles was shocked, but when the minister said "You may now kiss the bride.." he did not hesitate!!
- END OF SHOW....
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