Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West..
Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios)
Date: February 14, 2008 (Taped: February , 2008)

  1. PARKING LOT: Jeremy Borash & Karen Angle (with daughter, Keira Angle) + Eric Young..
    • Jeremy Borash greeted Karen Angle (in her wedding dress) and Karen said Kurt has never done anything this romantic!
    • Eric Young showed up needing to talk to Jeremy Borash, explaining that he has to wrestle a Monster tonight in Rellik..
    • Karen Angle's daughter said "There's no such thing as monsters!" and Karen said JB was busy being her maid of honor..

  2. IN THE RING (CONTRACT SIGNING): Jim Cornette + Samoa Joe + Christian Cage..
    • Jim Cornette stood in the six-sided ring and called out Samoa Joe to sign a TNA contract with no interruptions..
    • Jim Cornette gave Samoa Joe the documents and a pen and he was about to sign it when Christian Cage interrupted...
    • Christian Cage confronted Samoa Joe about not doing his job as "Special Enforcer" at Against All Odds on Sunday..
    • Christian Cage said Samoa Joe did good stopping A.J. Styles from interfering but left the backdoor open for Tomko..
    • Christian Cage said that he wanted Samoa Joe's help tonight taking out Kurt Angle and A.J. Styles and Tomko..
    • Samoa Joe said Christian Cage's title-chase is over and the next TNA title shot is going to him (Samoa Joe)..
    • Samoa Joe said "the enemdy of my enemy is my friend" and agreed to team with Cage against the Angle Alliance..
    • Jim Cornette still wanted Samoa Joe to sign the contract but Joe said his personal business was more important..

  3. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Tomko..
    • Crystal Louthan asked Tomko why he stabbed Christian Cage in the back last Sunday at Against All Odds..
    • Tomko said Christian Cage had been hanging off of him for five years and is going to talk to Kurt Angle..

  4. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & A.J. Styles + Kurt Angle..
    • A.J. Styles was jealous that Kurt Angle was marrying Karen Angle (who is secretly refered to as "his woman")..
    • Kurt Angle came in and told A.J. Styles to get his tuxedo on because he's going to be the best man tonight!

  5. HANDICAP MATCH: Brother Devon (w/Brother Ray & Johnny Devine) defeated Shark Boy & Curry Man..
    • Before the match: Earl Hebner came out with a scale to enforce the 275 lbs weight limitation stipulation..
    • Brother Devon passed the test at less than 275 lbs but Ray failed miserably and wasn't allowed to wrestle..
    • Brother Devon stole a victory after Brother Ray smashed the weight scale over Curry Man's head!

  6. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Booker T (Waiting in the parking lot for Robert Roode's arrival)..

  7. TAPED PROMO: Rellik cut a promo about all the disgusting things he is going to do to Eric Young..

  8. MATCH: Scott Steiner (w/his latest Freak) vs. Abyss did not happen...
    • Abyss came out and looked at his own scars, threw down his chain, then took off his mask and walked out..
    • Scott Steiner grabbed the mic and introduced his favorite freak Rhaka Khan and issued an open challenge..

  9. OPEN CHALLENGE: Scott Steiner defeated Petey Williams after outside interference from Rhaka Khan..
    • After the match: Scott Steiner helped Petey Williams up to his feet and patted him on the back..

  10. BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan & Kurt Angle & Tomko..
    • Tomko said things are changing and if Kurt Angle can put his ego aside he would join the Angle Alliance..
    • Tomko said he wouldn't be Kurt Angle's BITCH and as long as he can be his own man they will be alright..

  11. BACKSTAGE: Christian Cage was laid out by a mystery assailant...

  12. BACKSTAGE: Jeremy Borash & Karen Angle + Eric Young..
    • Jeremy Borash was talking to Karen Angle when Eric Young burst in worried about wrestling Rellik..
    • Karen Angle started freaking out and screaming because Eric Young keeps bothering her maid of honor!

  13. NONE (TAG) TITLE MATCH: A.J. Styles & Tomko defeated Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash (sub for Christian Cage)..
    • Samoa Joe said he doesn't know who attacked Christian but knows Styles & Tomko had something to do with it..
    • Samoa Joe said he had friends and called out "BIG MAN" Kevin Nash to go up against A.J. Styles & Tomko..
    • Samoa Joe took a beating from his opponents for a while before Kevin Nash came in and cleaned house..
    • Kurt Angle ran down and whacked Samoa Joe, allowing Tomko to hit his finger and score the victory..

  14. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash..
    • A furious Samoa Joe screamed into the camera that we just saw a declaration of war out there..
    • Samoa Joe said he realized he will never get the shot he deserves until he destroys the Angle Alliance..
    • Samoa Joe (on behalf of Kevin Nash & Christian Cage) challenged The Angle Alliance for Destination-X..

  15. MATCH: Rellik defeated Eric Young after putting on his metal mask and "scaring" Eric Young..

  16. TRIPLE THREAT X-DIVISION MATCH: Homicide defeated Chris Sabin and Jimmy Rave..
    • They included a couple of Nascar people in the segment to do a little unsuccessful cross-promoting..
    • Chris Sabin was accompanied by his tag team partner Alex Shelley as well as Nascar driver Reed Sorenson..
    • Homicide was accompanied by his tag partner Hernandez, Salinas & Nascar driver Juan Pablo Montoya..
    • Jimmy Rave was accompanied by his tag partner Lance Hoyt and the extremely sexxxy Christy Hemme..

  17. IN THE RING: Rhino..
    • Rhino explained that he allowed alcohol back into his life and asked James Storm if he has any BALLS..
    • Rhino issued a challenge to James Storm at Destination-X wanting it in a dangerous Elevation-X match!

  18. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & ODB + Gail Kim..
    • ODB said she knows she can take Awesome Kong and predicted she could beat Kong three times out of five..
    • Gail Kim showed up and said she would watch ODB's back and stop Raesha Saed if she tried to interfere..

  19. NON (KNOCKOUTS) TITLE STREET FIGHT: Awesome Kong (Champion) w/Raesha Saed defeated ODB w/Gail Kim..
    • Raesha Saed tried to trip up ODB - so ODB tried to rip off her mask - Gail Kim ran down to take on Saed..
    • Awesome Kong attacked Gail Kim and threw her into the guard rail and continued to beat up ODB in the ring..
    • Gail Kim started interfering again and got some shots in but ended up inadvertantly costing ODB the match!
    • ODB confronted Gail Kim and they started a shoving match but were held apart by Angelina Love & Velvet Skye..

  20. PARKING LOT: Crystal Louthan & Booker T + Payton Banks + Jim Cornette..
    • Payton Banks showed up and awkwardly apologized to Booker T but said Robert Roode wasn't coming tonight..
    • Jim Cornette approached Booker T and told him to take out his frustrations next week against Kurt Angle..

  21. IN THE RING: Kurt Angle (with "Best Man" A.J. Styles) + Karen Angle (with "Maid of Honor" Jeremy Borash)..
    • A.J. Styles was wearing a tuxedo without his tie and wasn't happy because he thinks Karen is "his woman"..
    • Jeremy Borash escorted Karen Angle to the ring, err I mean the alter - lead by ring-bearer little Keira Angle..
    • The crowd was crapping on the whole segment but So-Cal Val pretended to be emotional about the ceremony..
    • Editor's Notes: I think the only people who think this is entertaining are Vince Russo & The Angle Family..
    • Samoa Joe (with Kevin Nash) spoke up and said they couldn't let Kurt make the same mistake with "that skank"..
    • Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash charged the ring and Styles tried to protect Karen but ended up knocking her down..
    • Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash stripped the tuxedo off of Kurt Angle and chased him backstage in his underwear..
    • The minister got up said "I now pronounce you man and wife," except it was for A.J. Styles & Karen Angle!
    • A.J. Styles was shocked, but when the minister said "You may now kiss the bride.." he did not hesitate!!

  22. END OF SHOW....
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