November 7, 2008 – Orlando, Florida
Announcers: Jim Ross & Tazz
DARK MATCH: Primo Colon defeated Low Ki..
DARK MATCH: Kizarny defeated Ryan Braddock..
IN THE RING (THE VIP LOUNGE)
Montel Vontavious Porter + The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh: MVP came out to the ring still talking on his cell phone, making everybody wait to start the VIP Lounge segment. MVP insulted Hurricane Helms for making fun of his recent losing streak. MVP explained how his incentive benefits were about to kick in, and all he had to do was win one more match. MVP said there was absolutely nothing that would stop him from getting the money that he has earned. The Great Khali (w/Ranjin Singh) showed up and basically took over the VIP Lounge, thus stealing MVP’s TV time.
IN THE RING (KHALI KISS-CAM)
The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh + Montel Vontavious Porter: Ranjin Singh pulled two “big” girls, one black and one white, out of the crowd and convinced the Great Khali to kiss both of them and then he kissed them once more at the same time. Montel Vontavious Porter snuck in and attacked Khali from behind and quickly ran away after a hit-and-run!
Vickie Guerrero & The Big Show + Montel Vontavious Porter: Vickie Guerrero said she loved the Great Khali and suggested maybe she got the wrong giant to take care of her business. The Big Show got up and walked out of the room. MVP burst in and complained about the Great Khali getting so much air-time. Vickie claimed the Khali Kiss-cam was one of the highest rated segments on SmackDown! – yeah right maybe the 8th highest rated. MVP said he was due for a victory and wanted and opponent, so Vickie booked him against the Great Khali.
WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH
Shelton Benjamin defeated R-Truth to retain the WWE United States title:
Brian Kendrick & Ezekiel Jackson + Jimmy Wang Yang: THE Brian Kendrick cut an intidating promo in Jimmy Wang Yang’s face – which was the famous Samuel L. Jackson speech from Pulp Fiction.
Ezekiel Jackson w/Brian Kendrick defeated Jimmy Wang Yang: After the match, Brian Kendrick acted as if he won the match, and then proceeded to plant Yang with the Kendrick (Sliced Bread #2)..
Eve Torres & Michelle McCool + Maria Kanellis: Eve said it’s been a year since she won the Diva Search and asked Michelle McCool to help her take it to the next level. Michelle agreed to help train Eve and said that Maria is a good example but she doesn’t have everything going on “up here” (pointing to her head). Maria showed up and Eve hugged her and walked off as Michelle & Maria shared some small talk.
Vickie Guerrero & Jeff Hardy: Jeff Hardy begged Vickie Guerrero for another shot at Triple H and Vickie said Hardy wasn’t championship material. Vickie said that Hardy wasn’t even that “extreme” any more, so Hardy vowed to blow Vickie’s mind tonight!
TAG TEAM MATCH
John Morrison & Mike Mizanin defeated Triple H & Jeff Hardy by DQ: Triple H was really amused by John Morrison’s diamond encrushed abs. Late in the match, Jeff Hardy went “extreme” with a chair and ended up getting his team disqualified, something that didn’t set well with Triple H. Hardy chased Morrison up the ramp throwing a chair at him, while Triple H gave the Miz a Pedigree in the ring. Triple H looked very confused, wondering “what just happened to Jeff Hardy?”
Eve Torres & Vladimir Kozlov: Vladimir Kozlov said he was looking forward to crushing the Undertaker’s body and soul and then going to winning the WWE championship from Triple H at Survivor Series.
Vickie Guerrero & Jeff Hardy: Jeff Hardy asked Vickie Guerrero if that was “extreme” enough for her, and demanded a title shot. Vickie said that it definitely was extreme but she already has a deal with Vladimir Kozlov. Vickie said “close but no cigar, but then again, that’s the story of your life!”
The Big Show: The Big Show asked Vladimir Kozlov to save a little bit of the Undertaker for him. Big Show said he has figured out the Undertaker’s power. Big Show said it wasn’t going to work on him, and claimed the Undertaker has no power over him. Big Show said he knows the Undertaker is made of flesh and blood and he’s not afraid of him. The Big Show challenged the Undertaker to a Casket match at Survivor Series! Big Show told the Undertaker to practice holding his breath!
The Great Khali w/Ranjin Singh defeated Montel Vontavious Porter: The Great Khali finished off MVP rather quickly with a Tree-slam!
DIVAS GRUDGE MATCH
Brie Bella defeated Victoria w/Natalya Neidhart: After the match, Victoria & Natalya went after Brie, who quickly tried to escape under the ring! They did a funny spot where Victoria pulled Bella’s arms, while Natalya pulled the legs and they ended up pulling TWO Bella’s out from under the ring! The Bella Twins!!!! The Bella’s pushed their shocked nemesis into the ring and gave them stereo X-Factors!
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Carlito & Primo Colon realized that the Bella’s were twins, and Primo reacted by shouting “THAT’S COOL!!”
Vladimir Kozlov defeated The Undertaker by DQ: Jeff Hardy ran down and smashed Vladimir Kozlov with a chair and then ran away when the Undertaker sat up and started walking up the isle. The Undertaker stopped and went back to the ring to give Vladimir Kozlov a Choke-slam!
Vickie Guerrero & Jeff Hardy: Jeff Hardy said he will do what Vladimir Kozlov couldn’t do, by taking out the Undertaker next week in an Extreme Rules match! Vickie looked at Hardy and said “you got it!”