WWE Elimination Chamber
February 19, 2012 – Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Announcers: Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler & Booker T
Hunico defeated Alex Riley (Pre-show Dark Match)
C.M. Punk won the RAW Elimination Chamber Match (WWE Title)
~~ C.M. Punk (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz ~~
~~ R-Truth vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Chris Jericho~~
Beth Phoenix (c) defeated Tamina Snuka (WWE Diva’s Title)
Daniel Bryan won the SD! Elimination Chamber Match (World Title)
~~ Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Santino Marella vs. Cody Rhodes~~
~~ Wade Barrett vs. The Big Show vs. The Great Khali ~~
Jack Swagger (c) defeated Justin Gabriel (United States Title)
John Cena defeated Kane (Ambulance Match)
WWE TITLE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH
CM Punk defeated Mike “The Miz” Mizanin and Chris Jericho and Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler and R-Truth to retain the WWE title
Kofi & Punk started out. Dolph Ziggler was the third entrant, followed by Truth at number 4. Punk eliminated R-Truth with an elbow drop off the top rope. Miz was the fifth entrant, with Jericho being the last entrant. Jericho eliminated Dolph with a code breaker. Jericho finished off Kofi with the lion tamer. Jericho threw Kofi out of the chamber and was kicked in the head by Punk, causing him to fall out of the chamber and take out a camera man. The referees determined he was too hurt to continue. Finally Punk eliminated Miz with the G2S to retain the WWE title.
Santino Marella was dressed like Rocky drinking eggs in the back. Santino threw them up.
WWE DIVAS TITLE MATCH
Beth Phoenix defeated Tamina Snuka to retain the WWE Divas title
Beth defeated Tamina with the glam slam.
Santino was punching a ham. Santino got mad and hit it with the cobra.
Josh Mathews & Chris Jericho
Josh said he wanted to get a word with Chris but the doctors were too busy looking at him.
IN RING SEGMENT
John Laurinaitis & David Otunga + Alberto Del Rio + Mark Henry + Christian
John said he appeared in front of the WWE board of directors and they want him as the interim general manager of RAW. John said Theodore Long should be subject to the same scrutiny. John said there are a lot of complaints about Teddy’s skills or lack thereof. Alberto Del Rio came out. Alberto said Teddy likes to play favorites and he holds grudges. Alberto said Teddy Long is corrupt and a piece of good for nothing trash. Alberto said John should be the permanent general manager for not only RAW, but SmackDown! as well. Mark Henry came out. Mark said Teddy is a bully. Mark said Teddy physically assaulted him. Mark said just like the good guy that he is, he fell for it. Mark said he was wrongly suspended for it. Mark said they’ve never seen eye to eye, but John isn’t a bully. Mark said he’s never seen John abuse his power. Mark said John should be the permanent general manager of both shows. Christian came out. Christian said nobody knows Teddy as well as him. Christian said he would have competed for the title tonight if it wasn’t for Teddy. Christian said while Randy fakes a concussion, his injuries were legitimate. Christian said Teddy forced him to compete anyway. Christian said it’s an unsafe work environment and John should be the general manager of both shows. John thanked them all and they took a picture together.
Santino Marella ran up some steps and did the trombone.
Josh Mathews & The Big Show
Josh pointed out Big Show’s bad WM record. Show said he’s had over 4000 matches and held every championship but he has a terrible WM record. Show said it’s not how many times he falls off the horse, it’s how many times he gets back up. Show said he needs to win the title tonight.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH
Daniel Bryan defeated The Great Khali and Santino Marella and The Big Show and Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett to retain the World Heavyweight championship
WadeBarrett & The Big Show started things off. The third entrant was CodyRhodes, followed by Santino at 4. The Great Khali was the fifth entrant and was almost immediately eliminated by Big Show with a spear. Big Show broke into Daniel’s pod from the top and began attacking him until he was finally released. Cody hit 2 beautiful disasters and a DDT on Show, followed by an elbow drop by Wade to eliminate Show. Santino rolled Cody up right after to eliminate him. Cody hit Santino with the Cross Rhodes and left. Daniel eliminated Wade with a top rope diving headbutt. Santino hit Daniel with the cobra and nearly won, but Daniel locked in the LeBelle lock shortly after to retain the world title. After the match Sheamus hit the ring and attacked Daniel with his belly to back piledriver (Finlay’s finisher).
Hornswoggle & Natalya Neidhart + Justin Gabriel & Jack Swagger & Vickie Guerrero + Teddy Long
Hornswoggle was eating cheese and Natalya farted, and then ran out of the room. Justin Gabriel asked him if he was having fun. Jack Swagger and Vickie entered the room and Hornswoggle said he loved Jack and Cottage cheese. Jack and Justin started arguing when Teddy came in. Teddy said Vickie was ugly and made a United States title match. Jack said John should be running both shows.
WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH
Jack Swagger w/Vickie Guerrero defeated Justin Gabriel to retain the WWE United States title
Jack won with the ankle lock.
John Cenadefeated Kane
Cena attitude adjusted Kane off the top of the ambulance into some padding and threw him into the ambulance to win the match.