November 17, 2003
Beaumont, Texas
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

    • The Hurricane & Rosey defeated Michael Koch & Jeremy Lopez..
    • Jon Heidenreich defeated Jared Steele..
    • Maven defeated Masada..
    • Trish Stratus defeated Gail Kim..

  2. OPENING: Eric Bischoff + Steve Austin video..
    • Eric Bischoff starts off the show by painting over Steve Austin's official GM poster..
    • Then a video package is shown of Steve Austin's farewell speech from last night's Survivor Series..

  3. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff & Jericho/Christian/Steiner/Henry/Orton + Triple H/Evolution..
    • Eric Bischoff crashes two cans of beer in the center of the ring to "crush the memory of Steve Austin"..
    • Eric Bischoff grants each member of Team Bischoff a special favor they can use any place any time..
    • Suddenly Triple H's music hits and Triple H, Ric Flair & Batista make their way to the ring..
    • Triple H says that he thinks he deserves a favor from Eric Bischoff for Evolution helping Team Bischoff..
    • Eric Bischoff (in a very good mood tonight) agrees and says Triple H can have a rematch any time he wants!
    • Triple H says Bill Goldberg doesn't respect the rules, and therefore doesn't respect GM Eric Bischoff..
    • Triple H says that the only reason Bill Goldberg is still champion is because he used a sledgehammer (ironic)..
    • Triple H whispers his idea into Eric Bischoff's ear..
    • Eric Bischoff announces a handicap match between Triple H, Randy Orton & Batista vs Bill Goldberg..
    • Editor's Note: I feel so bad for Jericho, having to stand out there as a pawn in the HHH show..

  4. MATCH: Booker T vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long..
    • This match was set up because Mark Henry eliminated Booker T from their survivor match last night..
    • Late in the match, Booker T hit an awkward looking missile drop kick for a near fall..
    • Mark Henry fought back with the World's Strongest Slam, but Booker T then kicked out..
    • Booker T steals the victory by pinning Mark Henry with his feet up on the top rope for leverage..

  5. TAG MATCH: Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade vs Rob Conway & Rene Dupre..
    • Garrison Cade gets on the microphone and dedicates the match to American Armed Forces..
    • Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak win the match after the old Killer Bee Lethal Dropkick finisher..

  6. INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Shawn Michaels + Eric Bischoff..
    • Shawn Michaels, looking disappointed, says he has something to say about last night..
    • Eric Bischoff interrupts and brings in a team of Security guards..
    • Shawn Michaels says that he and Steve Austin have had a lot of problems but they have a lot in common..
    • Shawn Michaels says that he and Steve Austin love their job, and to Eric Bischoff it's just a business..
    • Shawn Michaels says that Eric Bischoff is the dirtbag who took that away from Steve Austin..
    • Eric Bischoff says that it wasn't him, it was Shawn Michaels who got pinned last night, to send Steve Austin home!
    • Eric Bischoff then orders the security guards to eject Shawn Michaels from the building..

  7. RECAP: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler shows a video package of the Ambulance Match last night..
  8. BACKSTAGE: Test & Scott Steiner w/Stacy Keibler..
    • Scott Steiner says that his favor to get he and Test a tag team title shot tonight..
    • Test agrees to clear the "property" cause on Scott Steiner's contract and they two bully Stacy..

  9. IC TITLE MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs "Nature Boy" Ric Flair..
    • The referee informs Rob Van Dam that Eric Bischoff has banned the five-star frog splash for this match!
    • Rob Van Dam was finishing off Ric Flair when Randy Orton ran down and got RVD's attention..
    • Ric Flair snuck up behind Rob Van Dam and gave him a low-blow, for a huge NEAR fall!
    • Rob Van Dam went up for the five-star frog splash but Randy Orton pulled RVD's leg off the tope rope!
    • Randy Orton hit the RKO on Rob Van Dam in the ring to cause a disqualification (RVD wins!)..
    • Randy Orton gets his hands on the IC title belt and wraps it around his own waist and likes it!

  10. BACKSTAGE: The Coach & Rosey/Hurricane + Eric Bischoff..
    • The Coach tells Rosey that the whole S.H.I.T. thing will never fly!
    • The Coach enters the office of General Manager Eric Bischoff for a meeting..
    • Eric Bischoff says that Salt Lake City, Utah is the most boring city on the planet!
    • Eric Bischoff announces that he's bringing the RAW Roulette wheel to Salt Lake City next week!

  11. HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + Lita + Matt Hardy + Molly Holly..
    • Chris Jericho's favor with Eric Bischoff was to bring back the Highlight Reel segment to RAW..
    • Chris Jericho gloats that it was because of him that Steve Austin is gone from RAW..
    • Chris Jericho introduces his guest, Lita, who "had her dreams shattered last night"..
    • Chris Jericho says he feels "so bad" for Lita after coming back from neck surgery and lose..
    • Lita says she didn't come out to the Highlight Reel to be insulted by a Jackass..
    • Chris Jericho says he knows someone in the back that can make Lita feel better..
    • Lita says if Jericho is talking about Christian, to just forget about it..
    • Chris Jericho says he's talking about a Smackdown! wrestler who's contract JUST expired..
    • Matt Hardy Version 1.0 comes out and gives Lita a big hug and a kiss!
    • Matt Hardy gets down on one knee and prepares to (I assume) ask Lita to marry him..
    • Molly Holly's music hits and she comes out to the stage demanding to get some respect around here!
    • Molly Holly says she's the Women's champion, and defeated Lita last night, but Lita gets the spotlight!
    • Chris Jericho suggests Matt Hardy & Lita vs Molly Holly and a partner of her choosing..
    • Molly Holly agrees and says that her partner tonight will be..... ERIC BISCHOFF!!

  12. BACKSTAGE: Molly Holly & Eric Bischoff..
    • Eric Bischoff says that he doesn't plan on having a match tonight..
    • Molly Holly says that this could be the beginning of the "end of Lita" like Eric Bischoff vowed last week..
    • Eric Bischoff agrees to be her partner, but if Matt/Lita win, then Lita gets another title shot..

  13. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Dudley Boyz vs Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy Keibler..
    • Stacy was caught several times cheering for the Dudleyz, but forced to sit in a chair at ringside..
    • Test ordered Stacy Keibler to hand him the championship belt but she refused to give it to him!
    • The Dudleyz took advantage and gave Test the 3D in the middle of the ring for the victory!

  14. BACKSTAGE: Matt Hardy & Lita + Trish Stratus..
    • Lita asks Matt Hardy if he has a question to ask her?!?
    • Matt Hardy says it's not the right time now but sometime later..
    • Lita bumps into Trish Stratus and they share a few giggles speculating what the question could be!

  15. INTERGENDER TAG MATCH: Matt Hardy & Lita vs Molly Holly & Eric Bischoff (in a suit)..
    • Eric Bischoff gets tagged into the match and gets hammered by Lita for a big pop!
    • Lita crawls over and reaches for the tag to Matt Hardy, who drops off the ring apron?!?!
    • Lita asks why Matt did that, as Eric Bischoff attacked and pinned Lita from behind!
    • Eric Bischoff gets on his hands and knees and informs Lita that SHE IS FIRED!!!
    • Matt Hardy says that Lita is selfish for coming back to RAW instead of joining him on Smackdown!..
    • Matt Hardy says that her career is more is more important to Lita than their relationship..
    • Matt Hardy screams that he and Lita ARE THROUGH!!

  16. MATCH: Val Venis w/Lance Storm & 2 Strippers vs Rico w/Miss Jackie..
    • Val Venis went for the Money Shot, but kicked Jackie off the ring apron to the floor..
    • Jackie then stood up (without realizing one of her breasts had fallen out) and backed up into Lance Storm..
    • Jackie apparently "felt something" as her butt brushed up against Lance Storm (ultra lame)..
    • Inside the ring, Val Venis finished off Rico to win the match..

  17. BACKSTAGE: Lita + Christian..
    • Lita is leaving the arena with her bags, and her little dog, as she bumps into Christian..
    • Christian says that he cashed in his favor with Eric Bischoff and got Lita her job back on RAW..
    • Lita was emotionally surprised and thanks Christian for the gesture and agrees to go talk..

  18. RECAP: Video package of Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks owner) getting RKO'd by Randy Orton at Survivor Series..

  19. BACKSTAGE: The Evolution..
    • Randy Orton says that he cashed in his favor with Eric Bischoff and got an IC title match at Armageddon..
    • Randy Orton listed the great IC champions; Steamboat, Valentine.. and the Honky Tonk Man!
    • Triple H tells them to focus on tonight, and make sure that HE gets the pin on Goldberg..

  20. BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus..
    • Trish Stratus gets upset with Chris Jericho about setting up Lita to get her heart broken..
    • Chris Jericho claims he had nothing to do with it and thought Matt Hardy was really going to propose..
    • Chris Jericho sweet talked himself back into Trish's good graces and shared an awkward kiss..
    • Editor's Note: this isn't the first "awkward" kiss Trish has had, which leads me to believe she's a lesbian!

  21. MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H/Batista/Randy Orton vs Bill Goldberg..
    • A few minutes into the match, Goldberg set up HHH for the spear, but Ric Flair tripped him up in the corner..
    • Goldberg breifly dominated, but eventually Evolution over-powers him, and Triple H hit a pedigree and pinned him!
    • Triple H gets in Bill Goldberg's face and says that next week he'd get his rematch against Goldberg!
    • Triple H then wraps Goldberg's head in the middle of a folding chair and climbs to the second rope..
    • Suddenly, Kane's music and pyro hit and Kane comes down and stands between Evolution & Goldberg!
    • Evolution retreats and Kane gives Goldberg a chokeslam from hell in the middle of the ring!!

  22. RAW goes off the air...
    • Security guards were Brandon Groom, Slater Vain, Jeremy Young and Russell Simpson (TX/OK indy wrestlers)..
    • I was shocked that there was NO mention of Stone Cold's book, Lita's book, OR the WWE Unscripted book!

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