January 5, 2004
Memphis, Tennessee - The Pyramid
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

    • Rico w/Miss Jackie defeated John Heidenreich (dark match)..
    • Randy Orton defeated Val Venis..
    • Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak defeated Matt Cappotelli & John Hennigan..
    • Matt Hardy defeated Lance Storm..

  2. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Jonathan Coachman + Theodore Long & Mark Henry..
    • Eric Bischoff stresses out about the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin to RAW under his own conditions..
    • Theodore Long & Mark Henry comes in and says they want to cash in their 'Survivor Series favour'..
    • Theodore Long says Mark Henry wants Theodore Long to be General Manager for the night!
    • Eric Bischoff briefly protests, but then grants his wish and clears out of the office of the GM..

  3. IN THE RING: Theodore Long + Jerry Lawler + Randy Orton..
    • Theodore Long insults the Memphis population..
    • Jerry "The King" Lawler gets out of his seat, and says that Memphis is his hometown..
    • Jerry Lawler goes to the ring to defend Memphis, but Randy Orton appears and RKO's Jerry Lawler cold!

  4. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Randy Orton + Mark Henry + "Sherriff" Steve Austin..
    • Randy Orton tells Theodore Long to wait and see what he has in store for Mick Foley later..
    • Mark Henry shows up and tells Theodore Long that he wants an Intercontinental title match tonight!
    • Steve Austin shows up and proclaims that he is the LAW, and rules that RVD is more deserving of an IC title shot..
    • Steve Austin says he's a fair man, and sets up Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry with the winner getting a title shot next week..

  5. IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & Jonathan Coachman..
    • The Coach pulls up his LSU lawn chair to the announce table to replace Jerry Lawler on commentary..

  6. MATCH: Rene Dupre w/Rob Conway vs Spike Dudley..
    • Clips are shown from four months ago when La Resistance botched a powerbomb on Spike nearly ending his career..
    • Spike Dudley picks up the surprise upset victory pinning Rene Dupre and celebrating with his Dudley brotherz..
    • Ric Flair & Batista appear out of nowhere and attack all three Dudleyz!

  7. BACKSTAGE: Christian & Chris Jericho..
    • Christian says that they were a great tag team and even better friends and he is sorry for his behavior..
    • Christian & Jericho remember all the good times they had, including TLC and eliminating HBK from last years Royal Rumble..
    • Christian recalls when the Dudleyz stole their clothes and found Jericho's jar of ass cream..
    • Christian says that Theodore Long has given them a tag match NEXT!

  8. IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & The Coach + Jerry Lawler + Theodore Long..
    • Jerry Lawler comes back out and tries to kick The Coach out of his spot..
    • Theodore Long comes out and says The Coach will stay and do his job so now we have a 3-man crew..

  9. TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Christian vs The Hurricane & Rosey..
    • Christian pins Rosey to win a match that was overshodowed by the 3 bitches doing commentary..

  10. MATCH: Steven Richards w/Victoria vs Test..
    • Steven Richards gets the upset victory with a rollup on Test!
    • After the match, Test took his anger out on Victoria with a big boot to the face!
    • Steven Richards snaps and pounds Test into oblivion before getting pulled off by a fleet of referees..

  11. IN THE RING: "Sherriff" Steve Austin + Triple H + Shawn Michaels..
    • Steve Austin says there's a new sherriff in town and his name is Sherriff Stone Cold Steve Austin..
    • Steve Austin announces that Shawn Michaels will get his rematch against Triple H at the Royal Rumble..
    • Triple H's music hits and out goes the World Champion, dragging his title belt behind him (how proud)..
    • Triple H says that the ads are true, Alcohol DOES Kill Braincells, cause Steve Austin has lost it!
    • Triple H, chewing a big wad of gum, which doesn't come accross well on TV, makes fun of Austin's sherriff badge..
    • The Coach chuckles constantly on commentary and completely ruins yet another segment on RAW..
    • Steve Austin says that badge mades he is in charge on RAW, and will stripe Triple H of his title if he sees fit..
    • Steve Austin says he will uphold Stone Cold's LAW and make Triple H's life a living hell if he has to..
    • Steve Austin says Shawn Michaels whipped Triple H's ass and he can't wait to see him kick it again!
    • Shawn Michaels shows up and says that HHH has proved that he's the best, but wants to see him prove it once more..
    • Steve Austin makes the match official for the Royal Rumble, and adds that it will be a "Last Man Standing" match!
    • Triple H then attacked and pedigreed Shawn Michaels in the middle of the ring!

  12. WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Victoria..
    • Molly Holly says that since Victoria cannot compete tonight, then she declares herself the winner by forfiet..
    • Theodore Long comes up on the big screen and says he loves to watch a couple of white girls beat eachother up!

  13. NON (WOMANS) TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Trish Stratus..
    • The Coach talks about how all the divas have a thing for him and completely ruins the Woman's match..
    • The match ended when Jazz ran down and pushed Trish Stratus off the top rope and detroyed her!
    • Jazz & Molly Holly double teamed Trish Stratus until Jazz turned on Molly and tossed her out of the ring!
    • Jazz then assulted Trish Stratus some more until Chris Jericho ran down to make the save!
    • Chris Jericho helped Trish Stratus to her feet, where she pushed him away and walked off..

  14. #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long..
    • RVD dove off the ring apron and Mark Henry smashed him over the head with a steel chair!
    • Lilian Garcia announces that Rob Van Dam wins by DQ, but Theodore Long says the match is a NO DQ match!
    • Theodore Long says he makes the rules cause he's the GM for tonight, and orders the referee to restart the match!
    • Steve Austin comes out with a four-wheeler and chased Theodore Long around the ring as the crowd went NUTS!
    • The match is restarted, and ended when Rob Van Dam hit a five-star-frog splash..
    • Rob Van Dam wins an IC title shot against Randy Orton next week!
    • Theodore Long ran down the ramp again, still being chased by Stone Cold Steve Austin!
    • Theodore Long got into the ring and begged on his knees for Steve Austin not to hurt him..
    • Steve Austin shook Theodore Long's hand and delivered a Stunner in the middle of the ring!
    • Steve Austin asks for a few beers, and shares with Rob Van Dam for a mini-beer bash..

  15. BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Mae Young..
    • Chris Jericho enters Trish Stratus' dressing room and finds her in the shower, but keeps talking anyway..
    • Chris Jericho says that he really felt things for Trish and was a total jerk, but wants to be a part of her life..
    • Chris Jericho says he doesn't blame Trish Stratus if she doesn't wanna talk any more but he had to say that..
    • Mae Young steps out of the shower and says she didn't know he felt that way about her!
    • Mae Young opens her towel and shows Chris Jericho her puppies!!!!

  16. IN THE RING: Kane + Booker T..
    • The Coach, sitting with his feet on the announce table, falls out of his chair when Kane's pyro hits!
    • Kane says that he has never won the Royal Rumble and that angers him because he should have won them all!
    • Kane says he was always worried about being cheered by the fans, so now he has an advantage..
    • Kane says he should have won last year, but he made a mistake by trusting The Undertaker (who eliminated him)..
    • Kane says that won't happen again, because he buried the Undertaker alive (at Survivor Series)..
    • Kane says Booker T stole his title shot at last years Wrestlemania, and made a statement last week!
    • Booker T then hit the ring and went head-to-head with Kane and fought back and forth..
    • Booker T knocked Kane out of the ring with a Yakuza kick and says he'll eliminate Kane from the Rumble and win it!

  17. BACKSTAGE: The Dudley Boyz..
    • The Dudley Boyz, still hurting from the assult earlier by Ric Flair & Batista, prepare for their match..

  18. TAG TITLE MATCH: Ric Flair & Batista vs The Dudley Boyz..
    • Late in the match, the Dudleyz nailed Ric Flair with the Dudley Death Drop..
    • Triple H ran down and distracted the referee while Batista gave DVon a power-bomb..
    • Ric Flair rolled over and drapped his hand over DVon to score the pinfall to retain the Tag titles!
    • Triple H came in to try to help Ric Flair up..
    • Shawn Michaels entered the ring and superkicked Triple H knocking him out cold!!!

  19. And that's a wrap folks...

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