January 9, 2006
Hershey, Pennsylvania
Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach

    • Jamal & Rosey defeated Trent Acid & ?????? in a dark match..
    • Gregory Helms defeated Andrew Ryker..
    • Tyson Tomko defeated Heart Throb Antonio...
    • Lance Cade defeated Nick Berk..
    • Viscera defeated Trevor Murdoch by Count Out..

  2. IN THE RING: John Cena + Lita..
    • John Cena came out and a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, but noticable boos in the background..
    • John Cena acknowledged that there are some fans who think he sucks, but there are fans who like him too..
    • John Cena said he had chosen to cash in his right to a rematch for the WWE title against Edge..
    • Lita came out to the stage alone, holding Cena's old WWE spinner belt over her shoulder..
    • Lita said that after some oral persuasian, Vince McMahon agreed to postpone the rematch until Royal Rumble..
    • Lita said Edge won't be fighting, but he'll be doing something else that starts with the letter "F"..
    • Lita announced that she and Edge are going to take off their clothes and have sex in the ring tonight!
    • Lita said unlike John Cena last night at New Year's Revolution, Edge will last longer than two minutes..
    • John Cena said that there may be a lot of people think he sucks, but everybody knows that Lita sucks..

  3. WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Ashley Massaro..
    • Editor's Note: I guess by winning the Bra & Panties Gauntlet, that makes Ashley the #1 Contender!
    • Mickie James came down and put herself in Trish Stratus' corner but Trish didn't want her there..
    • Ashley Massaro went for a pinfall, and Mickie James jumped in the ring and hit Ashley causing the DQ!
    • Trish Stratus pulled Mickie James off of Ashley and yelled at her and then left her in the ring alone..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & John Cena..
    • Vince McMahon talked to John Cena about the Elimination Chamber and playing a wild card on him..
    • Vince McMahon then told John Cena not to interfere with Edge & Lita's LIVE SEX CELEBRATION tonight..
    • John Cena said he's not going to stop it, he's going to enjoy it like everybody else..

  5. BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Chris Masters..
    • Chris Masters confronted Carlito Cool about double-crossing him in the Elimination Chamber last night..
    • Chris Masters pushed Carlito Cool against the wall and told him NOT to double crosses him tonight!

  6. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Chavo Guerrero defeated Rob Conway with a frog splash..

  7. WRESTLEMANIA BIG TIME MOMENT: Edge winning the "Money in the Bank" Ladder Match at WM21..

  8. BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle w/Daivari..
    • Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels had a face-to-face confrontation about things that happened in the Chamber..
    • Shawn Michaels said last night they were opponents but tonight Vince McMahon has made them partners..
    • Kurt Angle said he (Angle) is full of integrity but wonders if he can trust Shawn Michaels..

  9. BACKSTAGE: Shelton Benjamin & Shelton Benjamin's Mama + Val Venis..
    • Shelton Benjamin was walking around backstage with his Mama talking about his victory last night..
    • Shelton Benjamin's mama noticed Val Venis and said she recognized him and asked him what movies he was in..
    • Val Venis listed some of his "adult" movies, and Shelton Benjamin's Mama said Val was going to hell!

  10. TAG MATCH: Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle vs Chris Masters & Carlito Cool..
    • Editor's Note: During commercial, a TSN announcer commented he liked Carlito Cool better when he was Razor Ramon..
    • Midway through the match, Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels began to fall apart as a tag team..
    • Shawn Michaels (bloody) pulled Kurt Angle into the ring, superkicked him, and then abandoned him!
    • Chris Masters put Kurt Angle into the Masterlock and Angle passed out, giving Masters & Cool the victory!

  11. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Shawn Michaels..
    • Vince McMahon told Shawn Michaels not to think he got one over on him tonight..
    • Vince McMahon booked Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle 1-on-1 next week as a tie-breaker..

  12. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Triple H..
    • Triple H laughed about John Cena getting beaten last night by a guy who wasn't even in the picture last week..
    • Triple H said he was the only constant "around here" and promised to win the Royal Rumble this year!
    • Triple H said at Wrestlemania 22 the King will return to his Thrown!

  13. INTERVIEW (LAST NIGHT): Edge & Lita celebrated and said they would have "Live, Torrid Sex" in the RAW ring..

  14. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Shelton Benjamin w/Shelton Benjamin's Mama defeated Val Venis..

  15. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Kane defeated Gene Snitsky in about 60 seconds...
    • Kane got the mic and said that Gene Snitsky was the first casualty in his path to Wrestlemania 22..
    • Kane promised that there will be 29 more victims along the way at Royal Rumble..

  16. BACKSTAGE: Edge arrived in his limousine grinning from ear-to-ear and was greeted by Lita..

  17. IN THE RING: Edge & Lita + Ric Flair + John Cena..
    • It goes without saying that Jerry "The King" Lawler was looking forward to this segment..
    • Edge (with spinner belt) & Lita came down to the ring, where a bed was set up in the middle of the ring..
    • Edge got the microphone and proclaimed "The Champ Is Here" and the best thing is nobody saw it coming!
    • Edge said you don't have to be the biggest, strongest or toughest but you do have to be the smartest..
    • Edge said he "snuck in at night and took what he wanted" (Edge used the analogy of stealing Lita)..
    • Edge played a feature video -- a modified version of his "Desire" video -- it was almost babyface material..
    • The lights were then dimmed, and cheesy love music played, and Edge & Lita started disrobing..
    • This was true Hall of Shame material -- down to their underwear and got into the bed and under the covers..
    • Editor's Note: At this point I am VERY surprised that TSN has not cut to crowd shots --- oops there they just did!
    • Editor's Note: We found out later that the edits were made because Lita was the victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction..
    • They tossed off their underwear and stayed under the sheets and Lita "went down on Edge" as he held his belt..
    • Ric Flair interrupted and said Edge was "Dead in the Bed" and said he had to show Edge how to do it!
    • Ric Flair went down and knocked Edge out of the ring, but Edge then destroyed Ric Flair with a chairshot!!!
    • Edge then gave Ric Flair a One-man Conchairto --- John Cena ran down and chased Edge away from the ring..
    • John Cena found himself in the ring with Lita, who was still naked and hiding in the covers..
    • John Cena begged Edge to come back to the ring and lifted Lita (wearing a shirt) up into the FU position..
    • John Cena looked up at Edge, who wanted nothing to do with saving his girlfriend -- Cena the FU'd Lita!

  18. And that's a wrap folks..

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