January 16, 2006
Raleigh, North Carolina
Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach

    • Team Spirit (Ken Doane & Mike Mondo) defeated Mike Mizanin & Chris Cage in a dark match..
    • Trevor Murdoch defeated Heart Throb Antonio in a Royal Rumble Qualifying match..
    • Matt Striker cut some mic time to progress his character..
    • Rob Conway defeated Mike Youngblood..
    • Viscera won a Battle Royal (Included: Lance Cade, Gregory Helms & Tyson Tomko) in a Royal Rumble Qualifying match..
    • Gene Snitsky defeated Val Venis..

  2. IN THE RING: Edge w/Lita + Kurt Angle w/Daivari + Vince McMahon..
    • Edge came out and bragged about being the "Rated R Superstar" and told the fans to get used to it..
    • Edge said that the Live Sex Celebration last week was the highest rated ending in the history of RAW..
    • Edge said he wanted Lita to finish him off and have live uninterrupted SEX live on the air.....
    • Edge sat down on a chair and Lita gave him a lap dance before World Champion Kurt Angle came down..
    • Kurt Angle said the fans weren't chanting "You Suck" at him, they were chanting "You Suck" at Lita..
    • Kurt Angle said he was a real Champion and never takes the easy way out (citing Edge cashing in)..
    • Kurt Angle said that his RAW contract expired and he saw an opportunity to win Smackdown!'s World title..
    • Edge said that Kurt Angle signed with SD! because he failed to beat John Cena trying for four months..
    • Kurt Angle challenged Edge to a Unification match right then and there but Edge declined the request..
    • Edge said that Kurt Angle is the Champion of a second-rate show and they started to fight eachother..
    • Vince McMahon came down and got between them and reminded them of their respective matches tonight..
    • Vince McMahon said if Shawn Michaels loses his match with Kurt Angle, his contract will be terminated!

  3. NON (WORLD) TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle w/Daivari vs Shawn Michaels..
    • Daivari botched his interference and cost Kurt Angle the match, giving Shawn Michaels the victory!
    • Kurt Angle confronted Daivari after the match and Daivari said "You're still the Champion because of me!"
    • Kurt Angle attacked Daivari and gave him an Angleslam and walked away with his World title belt..
    • During a Exclusive: Kurt Angle announced that Daivari's managerial services are no longer needed!

  4. INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Chris Masters..
    • Maria Kanellis asked Chris Masters about Carlito Cool double-crossing him in the Elimination Chamber..
    • Maria Kanellis asked Chris Masters if he thinks he can make John Cena give up to the Masterlock?
    • Chris Masters cut a promo that barely had anything to do with either of Maria's questions..

  5. BACKSTAGE: Trish Stratus & Ashley Massaro + Mickie James..
    • Ashley Massaro said she trusts Trish but after last week she does not trust Mickie James..
    • Trish Stratus vouged for Mickie James and said she'd be there for them against the "3 Skankateers"..
    • Mickie James showed up and whined and apologized to Ashley Massaro, who accepted the apology..
    • Mickie James snapped out of it and said "We're a team, right?" and slapped Trish Status' butt!

  6. MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE: "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs John Cena..
    • Chris Masters put John Cena in the Masterlock and Cena fought to get out of it..
    • Edge ran down and waved the WWE belt in John Cena's face and then whacked him in the head with it!
    • Edge & Lita retreated as John Cena regained conciousness and was bleeding from the forehead!

  7. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Shawn Michaels + Ric Flair + Candice Michelle..
    • Vince McMahon promised and guaranteed that Shawn Michaels' luck would run out soon..
    • Vince McMahon then approached Ric Flair and said Flair could make history tonight in "Flair country"..
    • Vince McMahon, in moching fasion, said Ric Flair can become a 17-time World Heavyweight Champion..
    • Candice Michelle showed up and flirted with Vince McMahon and asked Vince to watch her match NEXT..
    • Vince "I Write My Own Scripts, Thank You" then made Candice Michelle do her GoDaddy dance..

  8. SIX DIVA TAG: Trish Stratus & Ashley Massaro & Mickie James vs Victoria & Candice Michelle & Torrie Wilson..
    • Mickie James pushed Ashley Massaro out of the way so she could be next to Trish on the entrance..
    • Ashley Massaro accidentally knocked Mickie James off the apron, so Mickie James attacked her!
    • Trish Stratus confronted Mickie James about it, while Victoria pinned Ashley Massaro in the ring..
    • Trish Stratus jumped into the ring to console Ashley Massaro while Mickie James looked on from outside..
    • Editor's Note: Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle didn't even get into the match --- worthless!

  9. IN THE RING: Carlito Cool + Kane..
    • Coming off commercial, a Rob Van Dam video played, hyping RVD's return to action at Royal Rumble..
    • Carlito Cool was in the ring and showed the video of him attacking RVD's knee several months ago..
    • Carlito Cool said that there's nobody on RAW or Smackdown! who can throw him over the top rope..
    • Kane hit the ring and attacked Carlito Cool and gorilla press slammed Carlito over the top rope!

  10. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon + Mrs. Benjamin & Shelton Benjamin..
    • Vince McMahon was in his office, expecting the arrival of Candice Michelle at any time..
    • Vince McMahon took off his tie and unbuttoned his shirt as there was a knock at the door..
    • Vince McMahon started talking dirty and turned around only to find Mrs. Benjamin standing there!
    • Mrs. Benjamin got out her dollar bills, and then asked why Shelton Benjamin wasn't booked tonight..
    • Vince McMahon agreed to put Shelton Benjamin into a match against suitable competition..
    • Shelton Benjamin went to prepare and Mrs. Benjamin stayed back to seduce Mr. McMahon..

  11. MATCH: Shelton Benjamin w/Mrs. Benjamin vs .... The Big Show!
    • Shelton Benjamin's Mama was very freaked out by the size of The Big Show...........
    • Triple H showed shortly and brawled with The Big Show causing him to get counted out!

  12. TLC WWE TITLE MATCH: Edge w/Lita vs Ric Flair..
    • Ric Flair's very attractive daughter, Ashley, was shown in the front row cheering for her daddy..
    • Edge was setting up for some kind of move on the announce table and stepped on Jerry Lawler's computer!
    • Lita got involved to save Edge, and Ric Flair ended up on a table on the ringside floor....
    • Edge set up a 10-foot ladder inside the ring and jumped off and crashed through the Table!!!
    • Edge rolled off of the bloodied Ric Flair, as Ashley screamed and cried from the safety barrier..
    • Ric Flair somehow got up and back into the ring with a "perverbial" crimson mask all over his head..
    • Ric Flair sandwiched Edge between the ladder and smashed it with a chair and taunted Lita with a wooo!
    • Ric Flair then smashed the chair over Edge's head and drapped the ladder over and and smashed it repeatedly!
    • Ric Flair set up the ladder in the corner and climbed up to the top but Edge climbed the other side..
    • Ric Flair exchanged punches with Edge at the top of the ladder before Edge superplexed Flair to the mat!!!!
    • Edge then climbed the ladder and hit a weak missile dropkick, causing Ric Flair to do the "Flair flop"..
    • Edge swung a chair at RIc Flair, who instinctively blocked it with his arm and bailed out of the ring..
    • Edge climbed the ladder but Ric Flair came back and tipped the ladder over sending Edge to the floor through a table!
    • Ric Flair then climbed the ladder and had his hand on the belt but Lita pulled Ric Flair down to the mat!
    • Ric Flair pushed Lita down and put her in the figure four leglock and then climbed the ladder again.....
    • Ric Flair slowly crawled up the ladder, but Edge recovered and climbed up the other side and met him at the top..
    • Edge punched away at Ric Flair, who fell off the ladder, and Edge reclaimed the WWE championship belt........
    • Edge added insult to injury but delivering a spear to Ric Flair and set up for the 1-man conchairto...
    • John Cena thankfully ran down to make the save and brawled with Edge & Lita, who both escaped with their lives..
    • Editor's Note: Ric Flair is the TRUE Immortal of Professional Wrestling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. And that's a wrap folks..

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