June 5, 2006
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

    • Harry Smith defeated Mike Knox in a dark match..
    • Trevor Murdoch defeated Colt Cabana...
    • Big Viscera defeated Rob Conway..
    • The Spirit Squad (Johnny Jeter & Nick Nemeth) defeated Goldust & Gene Snitsky to retain the Tag Team titles..

  2. BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Shane McMahon..
    • Shane McMahon said it is embarassing to see your fathers keister out flailing around in the public..
    • Shane McMahon said Triple H is like family, and suggested he go talk to Vince and try to work things out..

  3. CONTRACT SIGNING: Jonathan Coachman & Paul Heyman + Rob Van Dam + John Cena + Extreme Championship Wrestling..
    • Paul Heyman interrupted Jonathan Coachman to personally introduce Rob Van Dam to the ring properly..
    • "Executive Assistant" Jonathan Coachman restored order and introduced the WWE Champion John Cena..
    • Rob Van Dam warned John Cena that in 6 days his title will be around his waist and renamed the ECW Title!
    • Rob Van Dam said that the extremely judgemental ECW fans will boo John Cena right out the front door......
    • John Cena said he watched and respected every single thing that ECW did for the wrestling business..
    • John Cena said it doesn't matter that he has to go to Rob Van Dam's house and have 2500 fans boo him..
    • John Cena said that he has fought and bled to keep the WWE title and has been booed out of buildings before..
    • John Cena signed the contract and they shook hands and wished eachother luck for this Sunday at One Night Stand..
    • Paul Heyman said on Wednesday there will be a WWE vs ECW special featuring a Battle Royal with ECW & WWF guys..
    • Balls Mahoney, The Sandman, Terry Funk, & Tommy Dreamer came from all four corners of the building to the ring..
    • John Cena said if he was going down he was going down swinging, and went on the attack but was quickly taken..
    • Sabu showed up and hit a leg-drop off the top rope through a table with a chair, busting Cena's head open!
    • An army of WWF wrestlers hit the ring to save John Cena and chase the ECW contingent away from the ring..

  4. NON (INTERCONTINENTAL) TITLE MATCH: Carlito Cool defeated Shelton Benjamin (Champion)..

  5. FEATURE: They took advantage of another opportunity to shove "See No Evil" down our throats..

  6. BACKSTAGE: Jonthan Coachman & Triple H + Vince McMahon..
    • Jonathan Coachman welcomed Triple H into the office and said Mr. McMahon would be with him in a moment..
    • Triple H stood there waiting and looked a picture on the wall of Shawn Michaels kissing Vince's ass..
    • Vince McMahon came in and gleefully rubbing his hands together and said "Hey pal! Tonight's the night!"..
    • Vince McMahon talked about having his butt shaved and sand-blasted earlier today just for Triple H..
    • Triple H said if Vince McMahon thinks he's going to embarass himself tonight then Vince can stick it!
    • Vince McMahon said if Triple H doesn't voluntarily kiss his ass then the whole locker room will have to do it..
    • Vince McMahon said that Plan B is that if Triple H can beat The Big Show he'll call of the Kiss My Ass Club..

  7. MATCH: The Big Show defeated Triple H by DQ when the Spirit Squad attacked The Big Show at ringside!
    • Since he did not "win" the match, Triple H will have to follow through with joining the Kiss My Ass Club..

  8. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Triple H..
    • Triple H complained to Vince McMahon about sending the Spirit Squad jackoffs to cost him the match..
    • Vince McMahon said he had nothing to do with it but said since HHH lost then he has to kiss his ass!
    • Vince McMahon said if HHH doesn't kiss his ass tonight, he'll never wrestle for any titles ever again..

  9. GRUDGE MATCH: Eugene w/Hacksaw Jim Duggan defeated Matt Striker..
    • Eugene came out and said he had a tutor and out came "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan to stand in Eugene's corner..
    • Eugene scored the pinfall after Matt Striker was distracted by Jim Duggan outside on the floor..
    • Matt Striker attacked Eugene after the match until Hacksaw Jim Duggan made the save...
    • Suddenly Umaga & Armando Alejando Estrada showed up and Umaga destroyed Hacksaw Jim Duggan!

  10. IN THE RING: Kurt Angle + Mick Foley + Edge w/Lita +++++ Randy Orton!..
    • Kurt Angle said he's not a member of RAW but nothing was gonna stop him from coming to Pittsburgh!!
    • Mick Foley quickly interrupted and accused Kurt Angle of going for the cheap pop like he usually does..
    • Kurt Angle shot back and said that everything Ric Flair said about Mick Foley was completely true..
    • Mick Foley said he watched Smackdown! and he heard that Kurt Angle had issued an open challenge..
    • Lita came out and Mick Foley said that Edge holds more victories over Kurt Angle than anybody..
    • Edge talked about beads of sweat forming on Kurt Angle's head, the same head he once shaved bald...
    • Edge said when Kurt Angle became the first ECW draft pick, then his career officially ended..
    • Edge (current #1 Contender) suggested that Kurt Angle would trade positions with him in a second..
    • Kurt Angle said the new ECW won't be the same ECW as 10 years ago, because he is going to change it..
    • Kurt Angle tried to get the anklelock on Edge, but Foley interrupted so Angle gave him an Angleslam!
    • Kurt Angle went after Edge again but Lita pulled him out of the ring to save his hyde..
    • Suddenly Randy Orton showed up out of no-where and took Kurt Angle down with an RKO!!!!
    • WWE Unlimited: Randy Orton officially accepted Kurt Angle's challenge for ECW ONS..

  11. MATCH: Lance Cade w/Trevor Murdoch defeated Kane by Countout..
    • An animation of Kane's mask was shown on the screen and a voice said "Come to the back.. I'm waiting!"..
    • The referee counted Kane out and Trevor Murdoch celebrated like it was one of their greatest victories..

  12. BACKSTAGE: Kane & Flashback Kane..
    • Kane was searching backstage demanding that his nemisis show his face and stop playing games with him!
    • The lights went out and then the Flashback Kane showed up and bashed Kane's head with a trash can!

  13. VIGNETTE: The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllistair) have come, to America!..

  14. MATCH: Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez defeated Charlie Haas..
    • Charlie Haas hit the ring and bounced off the ropes and sling-shotted Lilian Garcia to the floor!..
    • Melina Perez faked a leg injury which distracted Charlie Haas and Nitro rolled him up for the 1-2-3!

  15. DIVAS MATCH: Beth Phoenix w/Trish Stratus defeated Victoria w/Mickie James..

  16. FEATURE: They took advantage of another opportunity to shove "See No Evil" down our throats..

  17. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon prepared themselves for the Triple H Kiss My Ass Club induction..
    • Vince McMahon wanted to show-off his freshly shaven ass to his son, but Shane didn't want to see it..

  18. RINGSIDE: Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler..
    • Jerry Lawler said Tazz tries to be a bad-ass but the only thing bad thing about Tazz is his announcing..
    • Jerry Lawler said Tazz made a living out of choking people out, but in wrestling choking is illegal..
    • Jerry Lawler accepted Tazz's challenge for a match this Sunday at ECW One Night Stand..

  19. BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Shane McMahon..
    • Shane McMahon said Vince won't make HHH actually kiss his ass, and claimed he was just playing mind games..
    • Shane McMahon said that all Vince McMahon wants is respect -- and made sure Triple H was cool about that..
    • Behind Triple H's back, Shane McMahon slipped something into Triple H's water and handed it back to him..
    • Shane McMahon took a phone call and told Vince that Triple H was going to suck it up and take his medicine..
    • While Shane McMahon had his back turned, Triple H switched his bottle of water with Shane's bottle..
    • Shane McMahon & Triple H then relaxed and they both took drinks from their bottled water..

  20. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon + Triple H..
    • Vince McMahon said there were strip clubs and country clubs but none are as elite as the Kiss My Ass Club..
    • Triple H came out and Vince McMahon claimed he was doing this because he wanted HHH to be a locker room leader..
    • Triple H started to get woozy and slurred his speach and suddenly collapsed in the middle of the ring..
    • Vince McMahon said he made Triple H and can break Triple H, because nobody is bigger than Mr. McMahon!
    • Vince McMahon dropped his pants and ordered Shane McMahon to force Triple H to kiss his ass!
    • Suddenly Shane McMahon became woozy and collapsed, followed by HHH standing up behind Vince..
    • Triple H gave Vince McMahon a Pedigree with his pants around his ankles!!!

  21. And that's a wrap folks..

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