December 18, 2006
Washington, D.C.
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

    • (Bonecrusher) Fred Sampson defeated Christian York in a dark match..

  2. 30-MAN #1 CONTENDERS BATTLE ROYAL: Edge won the Battle Royal to earn a shot at the WWE title later tonight!
    • Participants: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, Jeff Hardy, Carlito Cool, Jerry Lawler, Gene Snitsky..
    • Participants: Edge, Randy Orton, Chris Masters, Kenny Doane, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Johnny Nitro..
    • Participants: Viscera, Val Venis, Shad Gaspard & JTG, Robbie & Rory McAllistair, Super Crazy, Eugene..
    • Participants: Trevor Murdoch, Lance Cade, Jim Duggan, Sgt. Slaughter, Ron Simmons, The Brooklyn Brawler..
    • Editor's Notes: That's only 28, I'm told the final two were Johnny Jeter & Rob Conway but I didn't see them..
    • They were going on and on about how hard it would be to eliminate Viscera -- guess who eliminated him -- DX of course!
    • Ron Simmons was dumped over the top rope and he grabbed the microphone from the ring announcer and yelled DAMN!
    • FINAL SIX: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Edge (hiding on the floor), Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro and Lance Cade..
    • It took all four of the heels (Edge & Randy Orton & Johnny Nitro & Lance Cade) to eliminated Triple H..
    • HBK eliminated Nitro. Orton eliminated Cade. HBK eliminated Orton. Edge eliminated HBK to win it all!
    • Shawn Michaels thought he won but Edge jumped in the ring and eliminated him to win the Battle Royal!

  3. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Edge + Randy Orton..
    • Edge predicted that he would be defending his newly won WWE Championship against Umaga at New Year's Revolution..
    • Randy Orton came in and pretended to congratulate his tag team partner but couldn't mask his obvious jealousy..

  4. INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters (Maria was intimidated by Chris Masters)..

  5. FEATURE: They showed slow motion video footage of Joey Mercury's injury at Armageddon..

  6. RINGSIDE INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Vladimir Kozlov (aka OVW's Oleg Prudius)..

  7. GRUDGE MATCH: Carlito Cool vs Chris Masters ended in a No Contest...
    • Calito Cool attacked Chris Masters from behind during The Masterpiece's introduction...
    • The match never started as they just brawled outside the ring until Masters shoved Carlito into a video camera!
    • Carlito Cool got a nasty gash on his forehead and he bleed all over himself as Chris Master escaped by running..

  8. HANDICAP MATCH: Johnny Nitro & Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas defeated The Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff Hardy)..
    • Both of the Hardy Boyz were selling their injuries from Armageddon's Ladder match walking very delicately..
    • After the match, The World's Greatest Tag Team & Johnny Nitro further dismantled the Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff)..
    • Johnny Nitro dismissed his partners and continued to assault Jeff Hardy (his New Year's Revolution opponent)..

  9. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Umaga & Armando Alejandro Estrada..
    • Umaga will face the winner of John Cena vs Edge and Armando Alejandro Estrada said they'd rather face John Cena!

  10. BACKSTAGE: Melina Perez & Johnny Nitro bumped into their good friend Kevin Federline, who will address the fans!

  11. ON-SCREEN INTERVIEW: Jerry "The King" Lawler interviewed Sylvester Stallone to hype the Rocky Balboa movie!

  12. MATCH: Kenny Dyksta (aka Kenny Doane) defeated "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair..
    • Okay last week I blasted J.R. for saying Kenny didn't have a last name when everybody knows his last name is Doane..
    • So this week Kenny appears as "Kenny Dykstra" -- a striking resemblence to my name, which is of course Brad Dykens..
    • Kenny Dykstra pinned Ric Flair fair and square and Ric Flair wanted to shake hands but Kenny turned and walked out..

  13. WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Edge to retain the WWE Championship ..
    • The referee got knocked out and Randy Orton ran down and RKO'd John Cena and then ran away..
    • DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) ran down and Triple H gave Edge a Pedigree and they walked away..
    • The referee came to his senses and counted the 1-2-3 for John Cena to retain his WWE Championship!

  14. IN THE RING: Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) + President George W. Bush..
    • JTR said they have heard everything that Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin have been saying and called them "haters"..
    • Shad Gaspard introduced their guest for the night, a character witness, the President of the U.S. -- George W. Bush!
    • A George Bush impersonator (not the famous one) came out with four fake secret servicemen (probably wrestlers)..
    • George W. Bush talked about the rumors that he doesn't like black people citing he is friends with Colin Powell...
    • George W. Bush went on and on with his shtick and almost said the N-word but Cryme Tyme threatened to beat him up..
    • George Bush said if Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas are the greatest tag team that makes him the greatest president!
    • Cryme Tyme stole the Presidential wallet and left. The fans booed George Bush so he flipped them off on the way out!
    • Editor's Notes: The secret servicemen were wrestlers Mike Tobin, Aden Chambers, Brian Soscia and Scotty Charisma..

  15. NON (WOMEN'S) TITLE MATCH: Victoria defeated WWE Women's Champion Mickie James..
    • Victoria beat Mickie James with the Widow's Peak and then checked Mickie James' name off of her hit-list..

  16. IN-RING INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Kevin Federline.....
    • Jim Ross spoke about people like Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O'Brien talking about the K-Fed/WWE relationship..
    • Kevin Federline looked more like an alter boy than a hip hop rap artist -- until he opened his big mouth..
    • Kevin Federline claimed K-Fed was a fictional character made up by the media and he is REAL Kevin Federline..
    • Kevin Federline said starting January 1 on RAW, K-Fed will be dead, and he will be whoopin' John Cena's ass!

  17. MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs Edge & Randy Orton & Umaga ended in a No Contest..
    • John Cena and Umaga brawled away from the ring and Rated RKO got DQ'd for using a steel chair on HHH & HBK..
    • Edge smashed Triple H with a steel chair and then helped Randy Orton give Shawn Michaels a Double RKO finisher..
    • Randy Orton & Edge then gave a bloodied Triple H one conchairto from each of them on top of the announce table..
    • Randy Orton & Edge had plans to do the the same to Shawn Michaels but referees & officials ran down to stop it..

  18. And that's a wrap folks..

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