January 22, 2007
Lafayette, Louisiana
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

    • Val Venis defeated Jeremy Young..
    • Viscera defeated Wes Adams..
    • World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin) defeated The Highlanders..

  2. IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels + Edge..
    • Shawn Michaels said last week he got that feeling that he could do anything and push his way past any obstical..
    • Shawn Michaels said for years he tried to surpress those feelings but that stops today, the Showstopper is BACK!
    • Shawn Michaels said he now believes that he can be WWE Champion and said he wanted to win the 2007 Royal Rumble..
    • Shawn Michaels said no mortal man will be able to stop him, so Edge showed up saying he was gonna win the Rumble..
    • Shawn Michaels charged Edge and they brawled outside of the ring and over the rail and through the WWE fans..
    • After the commercial: Edge and Shawn Michaels were separated and as Jonathan Coachman yelled his orders..

  3. SMACKDOWN! VS RAW CHALLENGE: Jeff Hardy defeated Joey Mercury to retain the WWE Intercontinental title..
    • Johnny Nitro & Melina Perez were ejected from ringside by referee Jack Doan about a minute into the match..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman..
    • Jonathan Coachman reported to Vince McMahon saying he has everything in control and may throw Edge & HBK out..
    • Vince McMahon scoffed at that idea and suggest they book Edge vs Shawn Michaels in a Street Fight tonight!
    • Vince McMahon said he had an announcement to make but had to review a letter before he goes to the ring..

  5. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + John Cena..
    • Vince McMahon read a copy of the letter that he sent to Donald Trump in response to Donald's letter last week..
    • Vince McMahon's letter to Donald Trump which insulted Rosie O'Donnell and The View, as well as the local fans..
    • Vince McMahon made a suggestion to Donald Trump that he (McMahon) make a guest appearance on The Apprentice..
    • Vince McMahon claimed he carried RAW to high ratings and said he was the single reason USA was successful..
    • The fans were doing the "WHAT?" chant so Vince asked "If you're an idiot, say what?" and the fans yelled WHAT?
    • Vince McMahon said he was going to show his appreciation to the WWE fans next week and thanked them very much..
    • Vince McMahon ignored the fans negative reactions and finished up but he was suddenly interrupted by John Cena!
    • John Cena said Vince McMahon doesn't know how to listen to fans and said Vince was obsessed with Donald Trump..
    • John Cena brought up Vince's obsession with killing DX and his obsession with starting up his own Football league..
    • John Cena compared Vince McMahon and Donald Trump saying they both had expensive hair and yada yada yada yada..
    • Jonathan Coachman interrupted John Cena and said "Just because Donald Trump has more money than Mr. McMahon.."
    • Vince McMahon didn't appreciate that statement and got mad and booked John Cena against Jonathan Coachman!

  6. MATCH: Super Crazy defeated Chris Masters..
    • Super Crazy has a new INSANE gimmick: I'm super! And I'm Crazy! I'm (crazy laugh) SUPER CRAZY!
    • Chris Masters had the Masterlock applied but Super Crazy pushed back and pinned Masters' shoulders!

  7. INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Kenny Dykens... oops I mean Dykstra..
    • Kenny Dykstra said he'll make history when he becomes the yountest wrestler to win the Royal Rumble..
    • Kenny Dykstra predicted that he would also be the youngest person to ever main event a WrestleMania..

  8. BACKSTAGE: Edge & Randy Orton..
    • Randy Orton arrived with bruises and scars all over his face and confronted Edge about leaving him last week..
    • Edge asked Randy Orton if he was going to help him against Shawn Michaels in a Street Fight tonight or not..
    • Randy Orton told Edge to go out and have his street fight with Shawn Michaels and we'll see what happens..

  9. IN THE RING: John Cena + Jonathan Coachman..
    • Jonathan Coachman said he cannot change the match but he can make John Cena compete in another match first..
    • Jonathan Coachman said thre would be a mini-Royal Rumble with the main goal being to throw John Cena out!
    • Editor's Note: What does John Cena have to gain? Why doesn't he just jump over the top rope on his own?

  10. MINI ROYAL RUMBLE: Won by the Great Khali -- I guess....
    • Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch ran down and attacked John Cena, but Cena came back and tossed them over the top!
    • Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin then Viscera joined Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch in destroying John Cena..
    • The Great Khali came down and started throwing all the heels out of the ring and then tossed John Cena..
    • The Great Khali further dismantled John Cena and left him unconscious in the ring for Jonathan Coachman..

  11. MATCH: John Cena defeated Jonathan Coachman by Disqualification..
    • Jonathan Coachman sprinted to the ring and covered the unconscious John Cena but Cena kicked out after two!
    • Umaga ran down and attacked John Cena and gave him a swinging side-walk slam and a vicious Samoan Spike!
    • Armando Estrada & The Coach set up John Cena on a table and Umaga jumped off the top rope with a splash!

  12. DIVAS TAG MATCH: Mickie James & Candice Michelle defeated Melina Perez & Victoria..
    • Candice Michelle made her official comeback after having her nose broken by Victoria two months ago..
    • Candice Michelle now has straight hair and is a little more slender than before plus her face got fixed..
    • Candice Michelle pinned Victoria ---- which is the travesty of travesties as far as I'm concerned...

  13. MATCH: Kenny Dykstra defeated Carlito Cool w/Torrie Wilson..

  14. BACKSTAGE: Cryme Tyme was selling bogus numbers for the Royal Rumble to Eugene & Super Crazy.

  15. STREET FIGHT: Edge defeated Shawn Michaels with help from Randy Orton...
    • Shawn Michaels was bloodied quickly and the ring filled with weapons like the ring steps, a ladder and chairs..
    • Edge actually suplexed a ten foot ladder off the top rope and crashed down on top of Shawn Michaels's arm..
    • Edge's forehead was busted open too and Shawn Michaels dropped Edge stomach-first onto the steel ladder..
    • Shawn Michaels was about to give Edge a conchairto when Randy Orton snuck in and nailed Michaels with an RKO!
    • Edge covered Shawn Michaels and pinned him to win the match with Randy Orton standing over both of them..
    • Randy Orton helped Edge to his feet and shook his hand then turned on him by tossing him over the top rope!
    • Randy Orton was going to nail Shawn Michaels with a conchairto but Ric Flair ran down to make the save!
    • Kenny Dykstra showed up and attacked Ric Flair, followed by Carlito Cool showing up to attack Dykstra!
    • Shawn Michaels got up and super-kicked Carlito Cool, Kenny Dykstra and Randy Orton out of the ring!

  16. And that's a wrap folks..

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