August 6, 2007
Buffalo, New York
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

  1. INTERNET HEAT TAPING: Thanks to MOSH from for the LIVE report!
    • Cody Rhodes defeated Ryan O'Reilly in a dark match..
    • Shawn Daivari defeated Super Crazy by Submission..
    • Val Venis defeated Sterling James Keenan..
    • Cryme Tyme defeated World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch in a Non-Title Match..

  2. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon told The Coach to tell every WWE contracted superstar to go to the ring right now!

  3. ON STAGE: Mr. Vince McMahon (with all WWE Superstars standing in the and around the WWE ring)..
    • Vince McMahon said the last time he was officially on RAW he was blown to smithereens and showed video footage..
    • Vince McMahon said he wanted to go out in a blaze of glory and finally admitted that he staged his own demise..
    • Vince McMahon admitted that he wanted to know how everybody really felt and he loved the outpouring of sympathy..
    • Vince McMahon bragged arrogantly about being loved by the fans, the wrestlers, and people all over the world..
    • Vince McMahon said he will address the United States congress, the hypocricy of the news media and his family..
    • Vince McMahon then booked a good old fashioned battle royal with the winner becoming the RAW General Manager!

  4. BATTLE ROYAL: William Regal won a Battle Royal to become the NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF RAW..
    • Participants: Umaga, Super Crazy, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, JTG, Shad Gaspard, Jim Duggan..
    • Participants: The Sandman, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Carlito Cool, Cody Rhodes, Val Venis,
    • Participants: King Booker, Mr. Kennedy, Trevor Murdoch, Lance Cade, Shawn Daivari, The Highlanders..
    • The Sandman won but William Regal was hiding under the ring and eliminated Sandman to win the match!

  5. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman protested to Vince McMahon about a foreigner like William Regal being G.M..
    • Vince McMahon brought out two letters from U.S. Congress which is investigating World Wrestling Entertainment..
    • Vince McMahon said Jonathan Coachman wasn't out of a job, he will be William Regal's assistent here on RAW..

  6. SQUASH MATCH: Gene Snitsky defeated Rory McAllistair w/Robbie McAllistair..

  7. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman gave Vince McMahon a phone and said it was Vince's accountant..
    • Vince McMahon told his accountant to open up all the books for investigators because they have nothing to hide..
    • Vince McMahon said that they will find nothing and they will end up owing HIM money before it's all over with..
    • Vince McMahon made sarcastic remarks about the news media and said facts don't have anything to do with news..
    • Vince McMahon made one last crack about the IRS and walked away. We see Mike Rotundo sitting reading the paper..

  8. MATCH: Jillian Hall defeated Mickie James..
    • Jillian Hall came to the ring and harassed Lilian Garcia about her new album and started singing really badly..

  9. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & General Manager William Regal..
    • Jonathan Coachman reluctantly congratulated William Regal on winning his position as General Manager..
    • William Regal said he always wanted to host a game show so he asked The Coach to round up some contestants..

  10. CARLITOS CABANA: Carlito Cool + WWE Champion John Cena + Randy Orton + William Regal..
    • Carlito Cool bragged about beating John Cena last week. John Cena came out and intimidated Carlito Cool..
    • Randy Orton attacked John Cena. William Regal said Carlito & Orton will choose John Cena's opponent tonight!

  11. BACKSTAGE: Randy Orton & Carlito Cool told William Regal that John Cena would face IC Champion Umaga tonight!
    • Vince McMahon sat down with William Regal and talked about his family's strange behavior after his "demise"..
    • Vince McMahon said if he can stay the course then there is nothing that will stop his family from reuniting..

  12. LOSER CROWNS THE WINNER MATCH: King Booker w/Queen Sharmell defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler..
    • As stipulated, Jerry Lawler will now have to "crown" King Booker at a coronation ceremony next week..

  13. IN THE RING: Mr. Kennedy..
    • Mr. Kennedy bragged about injuring Bobby Lashley last week and his "Kennedy!... Kennedy!.... Kennedy!" routine..

  14. IN THE RING: William Regal + Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Ron "Farooq" Simmons & Santino Marella + Maria Kanellis..
    • William Regal hosted his own version of "The Dating Game" with Maria Kanellis picking between three dates..
    • Maria Kanellis started asking questions and Santino Marella told Maria to just pick him and get it over with..
    • Maria Kanellis said she knows Santino Marella and THAT was a really really BAD impression of Santino Marella..
    • Santino Marella and Jim Duggan almost started fighting and William Regal told them to stop so Maria could pick..
    • Maria Kanellis picked Bacholar #2 (Ron Simmons) but Santino Marella stood up and protested and wouldn't allow it..
    • Maria Kanellis said it was just for FUN and Ron Simmons said "SCRAM!" and then Umaga came out for the main event..

  15. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman signed for a set of documents and went to find Mr. Vince McMahon..

  16. NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Umaga by DQ after Randy Orton & Carlito Cool interfered...
    • Randy Orton & Carlito Cool attacked John Cena for the DQ and tried to get Umaga to join in the beat down..
    • Umaga solidified his status as a face and turned on Randy Orton & Carlito Cool and made the save for Cena!
    • William Regal came out and booked John Cena & Umaga vs. Randy Orton & Carlito from Madison Square Garden..

  17. BACKSTAGE: Mr. Vince McMahon + Jonathan Coachman...
    • Vince McMahon walked past a bunch of WWE Superstars and out the door (reminisent of the night he was blown up)..
    • Vince McMahon walked out and looked around for anything suspicious and hesitated before entering his limousine..
    • Jonathan Coachman ran up to the limo and told Vince McMahon that he had signed for some documents he should read..
    • Jonathan Coachman revealed that Vince McMahon is being served with a paternatity suit for an illegitimate child..
    • Jonathan Coachman said that apparently there is another member of the McMahon family running around out there..

  18. BONUS DARK MATCH: John Cena defeated Randy Orton with an F-U to retain the WWE Championship..
  19. And that's a wrap folks..

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