February 4, 2008
Austin, Texas
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

  2. CONTRACT SIGNING: WWE Champion Randy Orton + #1 Contender John Cena..
    • Randy Orton said John Cena's word means nothing to him so he wants it in writing so John Cena can't back out..
    • John Cena came out and sat down at the table and quickly signed the contract without any hesitation whatsoever..
    • Randy Orton said even if John Cena injures himself in a Arm-wrestling contest with Mark Henry they are still on..
    • Mark Henry ran down and got John Cena's attention, so that Randy Orton could sneak up from behind and hit an RKO!

  3. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & WWE Champion Randy Orton & "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry..
    • Randy Orton claimed he didn't set up John Cena, he just took advantage of the situation..
    • Mark Henry slobbered on the microphone saying he would enjoy ripping John Cena's arm out of its socket!

  4. DIVAS TAG MATCH: Mickie James & Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix & Victoria..

  5. BACKSTAGE: William Regal told Hornswoggle that he should be proud to be a member of the Kiss My Ass Club..

  6. IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels + Chris Jericho + Jeff Hardy + John Bradshaw Layfield + Umaga + Gene Snitsky..
    • Jim Ross said that Triple H wouldn't be at RAW tonight because he was called away on a "family emergency"..
    • Shawn Michaels talked about almost winning the Royal Rumble last year, and almost winning at WrestleMania 23..
    • Shawn Michaels said he doesn't settle for being second place, so he promised to win the Elimination Chamber..
    • Chris Jericho interrupted and said he that HE was in 3 Elimination Chambers and nobody is going to beat him..
    • Jeff Hardy interrupted and said he was going to the top even if he had to take five of the top stars down..
    • John Bradshaw Layfield interrupted and praised their resumes but stated that he always gets what he wants..
    • John Bradshaw Layfield said Umaga doesn't speak much English and implied that he paid Umaga to help him win..
    • Umaga came out and starred at JBL. Gene Snitsky said he deserves a spot and asked who he's gonna take it from..
    • Shawn Michaels insulted Gene Snitsky and they started a big brawl - leading to William Regal booking a match..
    • MAIN EVENT: Jeff Hardy & Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho vs. John Bradshaw Layfield & Umaga & Gene Snitsky..

  7. MATCH: Mr. Kennedy defeated Super Crazy...
    • After the match: Mr. Kennedy showed footage of Montel Vontavious Porter injuring Ric Flair's knee on SmackDown!..
    • Mr. Kennedy said he was going to give Ric Flair an opportunity to come out and forfeit the match next week..

  8. TAG MATCH: Carlito Cool & Santino Marella w/Maria Kanellis defeated Brian Kendrick & Paul London..
    • Santino Marella pulled the rope down sending Brian Kendrick flying to the floor hitting his head..
    • Paul London started chasing Santino Marella around the ring while Carlito hit the back-cracker to win!

  9. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon was getting his ass buffed by a professional ass-buffer to prepare for what's next..

  10. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Hornswoggle + Fit Finlay..
    • Vince McMahon came out and said in the past the fans have watched him force his employees to kiss his ass..
    • Vince McMahon stated what he is doing tonight is a parental decision and that kids need to be disciplined..
    • Vince McMahon made all of the kids in the audience stand up and be recognized and called them "spoiled brats!"
    • Vince McMahon said all of the parents in the audience should make their kids kiss their ass - that's tough love!
    • Vince McMahon called out Hornswoggle and pulled down his pants but Hornswoggle refused to kiss his father's ass..
    • Vince McMahon bent over and ordered Hornswoggle to kiss his ass - but before he could do it, Fit Finlay arrived!
    • Fit Finlay asked Mr. McMahon what he was doing and Vince said after Hornswoggle is done, Finlay can kiss his ass!
    • Vince McMahon pulled down his pants again and demanded that Hornswoggle kiss it but instead he bit his dad's ass!
    • Vince McMahon booked a No-DQ match between himself and Hornswoggle next week and Finlay is fired if he interferes..

  11. NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch..
  12. MAIN EVENT: Jeff Hardy & Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho defeated John Bradshaw Layfield & Umaga & Gene Snitsky..

  13. ARM-WRESTLING CONTEST: John Cena vs. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry ended in a No Contest..
    • Mark Henry did his best to stall before getting the contest started and even took a cheap shot at John Cena's arm..
    • They finally locked up and Mark Henry was about to win when Cena started making a come-back and almost won!
    • John Cena was about to win when Randy Orton showed up - - Cena chased Orton away and then FU'd Mark Henry!

  14. And that's a wrap folks..

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