WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
September 12, 2002|
Minneapolis, Minnesode - Target Center
Announcers: Michael Cole/Tazz
- DARK MATCHES & VELOCITY TAPING:
- Val Venis defeated Horace Hogan (going by Horace Bollea)..
- Doug Basham & Bull Buchanan def Lenny Lane & Mark Jindrak..
- Albert defeated Funaki..
- Randy Orton defeated Billy Kidman..
- Crash Holly & Hurricane def Jamie Noble & Tajiri..
- DVon defeated Shannon Moore..
- NON TITLE MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs Hardcore Holly..
- Brock wins after the big F5..
- TAG MATCH: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs Edge & John Cena..
- The Guerrero's win the match..
- Eddy tries to chove Edge's face into Chavo's butt (Rikishi style)..
- Edge fights back and choves EDDYS face into Chavo's butt instead!
- Backstage Eddie yells at Chavo for 'not whiping'..
- BACKSTAGE: Mark Loyd & Undertaker + Matt Hardy..
- Mark Loyd asks Undertaker why he brought Sara to the arena tonight..
- Undertaker says (not that it's any of our business) that Sara has family in Minneapolis..
- Matt Hardy jumps in and Congratulates Undertaker on the 'baby-to-be'..
- Matt says that he wants to Congratulate the mother (Sara) and tries to push his way into the locker room..
- Matt says that it would be great to have a 'little Undertaker' running around..
- Matt says that someday he'd like to have a 'little Matt Hardy' v2.0 walking around..
- Undertaker grabs Matt and says maybe we should have this conversation another time..
- Undertaker throws Matt across the hall and returns to his dressing room..
- Matt says that 'SOMEBODY needs a Mattitude adjustment'..
- BACKSTAGE: Rico + Stephanie McMahon..
- Rico on the phone making last minute arrangements for the ceremony..
- Rico walks into Stephanie's office..
- Rico asks Stephanie to 'reconsider' and attend the ceremony tonight..
- Stephanie says that she has really bad luck at weddings and she doesn't want to be a 'jinx'..
- Stephanie says that she hopes that is okay..
- Rico breaks down from all the stress, everything is going wrong!
- Rico says that he needs Stephananie to be there to be a witness!
- Steph says that she would be honored to be there for Billy & Chuck..
- IN THE RING: Kurt Angle..
- Kurt comes out and bashes Rey Mysterio & the Minneapolis crowd..
- Kurt warns Chris Benoit not to laugh at him again..
- Kurt says that Rey is a "Boy in a man's world" and "I'm a man who loves to play with boys!"
- Kurt thinks about what he just said and tries to take it back!
- Kurt rephrases and says that "Rey's a boy, and he's a man, and he's going to manhandle Rey!"
- Kurt takes back that comment as well..
- Kurt makes another 'incriminating' comment and calls out Rey Mysterio for the match!
- MATCH: Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio..
- Rey gets MANY near falls but Kurt wins after an angleslam from the top rope!
- PARKING LOT: ?
- Security lets in a black limo intended for the 'wedding party'..
- MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Rikishi..
- Late in the match, Benoit drops Rikishi off the top rope!
- Benoit goes for the big headbutt off the top rope..
- Kurt Angle runs down and pushes Benoit off the top!
- Kurt holds Benoit's arms while Rikishi gives him the stinkface!
- Angle walks away laughing histarically..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie & Chris Benoit + Matt Hardy..
- Benoit demands a match with Kurt Angle at Unforgiven..
- Suddenly Matt Hardy runs into the dressing room and says he need to talk to Stephanie RIGHT NOW!
- Stephanie ignores Matt and gives Benoit his match with Angle at Unforgiven..
- Steph asks what Matt wants..
- Matt Hardy demands a match with Undertaker tonight!
- Steph makes the match..
- COMMITMENT CEREMONY: Rico + The Minister + Stephanie McMahon + Billy & Chuck + surprises.
- Rico comes to the ring and greets the minister..
- Rico paces around the ring upset with how everything is laid out..
- Stephanie comes to the ring..
- Billy & Chuck are introduced and they come to the ring to "Raining Men" performed live..
- The Minister opens up and asks Billy & Chuck to read their own vows..
- Chuck speaks first.. says something really mushy..
- Billy looks up and says "Damn that was mushy!" and says "That's what I love about you"..
- Billy puts a ring on Chuck's finger..
- Rico introduces a video package featuring Billy & Chuck..
- The minister asks if anyone thinks Billy & Chuck should not commit to eachother, to speak now..
- Suddenly the Godfather's music hits and out comes the Godfather with a long line of hos!
- Godfather annouces to everybody that he is "back in business!"
- Godfather then looks in the ring and says the truth must be heard..
- Godfather says he remembers when hos couldn't get enough of Billy Gunn..
- Godfather says that Chuck was one of the legendary skirt chasers..
- Godfather says that Chuck was into the 'heavier' ladies..
- Godfather asks what in the hell is going on here?!?!
- Rico jumps in and scolds Godfather for interrupting..
- Rico says nobody in this building wants to see Godfather of the 'good time girls'!
- Rico tells Godfather to leave the building..
- Godfather tells Rico he doesn't know what he's missing when he misses a ride on the HOO-TRAAINN!!!!
- Rico tells the Minister to skip to the end part..
- The Minister asks Billy if he pledges to commit to Chuck..
- Billy first looks nervous but eventually says "yes"..
- The Minister asks Chuck the same thing..
- Chuck looks at Rico, who encourages him to 'just say it'..
- Chuck reluctantly says "yes"..
- The Minister starts to say "I now pronounce you......."
- Suddenly Billy & Chuck stop the minister from completing the phrase..
- Chuck yells at Rico saying "It wasn't supposed to go this far!!"
- Billy says that they aren't even gay! (Notes that they have nothing against gay people)
- Billy says that this was only suposed to be a big publicity stunt..
- Rico says he knew Billy & Chuck would back out at the last second..
- Rico says that the whole idea was his and they were ruining it!
- The Minister cuts in and tells the trio to stop fighting..
- The Minister says that a committment is a very special thing..
- The Minister says that the bond Billy & Chuck have is sacred..
- ... no matter if it lasts 15 years, 15 months or 3 minutes!
- Suddenly the Minister's voice changes! "Did I just hear myself say... three minutes?"
- The minister tears his make up off and it's Eric Bischoff!!!!
- Billy & Chuck attack a smiling Rico!
- Jamal & Rosey hit the ring and attack Billy & Chuck, saving Rico..
- Bischoff holds Stephanie McMahon back in the corner..
- Bischoff directs traffic in the ring..
- Jamal & Rosey destroy the 'wedding' set as well as Billy & Chuck..
- One of the samoans give Stephanie a samoan drop!
- Bischoff, Rico, Jamal & Rosey are chased from the ring by Edge, Cena & Rey Mysterio!
- Kurt Angle comes in the ring to check on Stephanie..
- Hurricane, DVon, Shannon Moore Chavo & Eddie Guerrero come to defend the ring..
- DIVAS MATCH: Torrie Wilson vs Nidia..
- Torrie wins the match after a neck-breaker!
- ~Editor's note: Never been a Torrie fan, but she's improving by leaps and bounds..
- BACKSTAGE: Undertaker/Sara --- Matt Hardy + Lesnar/Heyman..
- Undertaker leaves Sara in the locker room saying he'll be right back..
- Elsewhere in the arena, Matt Hardy knocks on Lesnar's dressing room door..
- Lesnar & Heyman join Hardy on his way to the ring..
- MATCH: Undertaker vs Matt Hardy w/Lesnar & Heyman..
- Heyman tries to distract Undertaker before the match..
- Heyman throws a chair into the ring but the referee intercepts it..
- The referee gets fed up with Heyman and bans him from ringside!
- The ref eventually bans Lesnar too..
- Suddenly Paul Heyman comes up on the big screen..
- Heyman enters the Undertaker's dressing room and hasasses pregnant Sara..
- Undertaker see this on the big screen and runs backstage!
- Undertaker grabs Heyman and throws him down on the chair threathening him..
- "Look out Mark!" Sara screams..
- Undertaker turns around and gets a chairshot from Brock Lesnar!
- Brock approaches pregnant Sara and pins her against the wall..
- Brock places on hand on Sara's tummy and says "Life's a bitch!"
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
- Many reports that the Lesnar/Holly matchup got a little out of hand with the wrestlers tempers flaring resulting in Holly sandbagging a powerbomb, and Brock ended up dropping Holly on his neck hardway.. Holly was apparently okay, even though it looked sick!
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