WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS

September 19, 2002 Colorado Springs, Colorado Announcers: Michael Cole/Tazz

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DARK MATCHES: Val Venis b Doug Basham.. Mark Henry & Mark Jindrak b Horace Hogan & Bull Buchanan.. VELOCITY TAPING: Hurricane b Crash Holly.. Funaki b Albert.. Randy Orton b Shannon Moore.. Tajiri b Billy Kidman.. SMACKDOWN KICKS OFF: Recap of the 'Ceremony Gone Wrong' last week.. MIXED TAG MATCH: Torrie Wilson & Rey Mysterio vs Nidia & Jamie Noble.. Rey tries to give Nidia the Bronco Buster, but Torrie stops him and says she wants to do it! *cheap pop* Torrie gives Nidia the Bronco Buster as the crowd cheers wildly! Jamie Noble pulls Nidia's body out of the ring and climbs in and lays in the corner.. Jamie Noble tells Torrie that he wants a Bronco Buster too! Instead, Rey jumps over Torrie and delivered a Bronco Buster to Noble! Rey finishes Noble off with a neat looking sunset flip turned into a powerbomb! ~~~Had to see it to appreciate it.. BACKSTAGE: DVon & Stephanie Mcmahon + Paul Heyman + Brock Lesnar.. DVon is complaining to Stephanie about Batista.. Steph tells DVon that she wants Batista on Smackdown! and DVon better do something to keep him here! DVon leaves and Paul Heyman enters.. Paul says that he's hired a team of offduty police officers to protect Brock from the Undertaker.. Steph informs Paul that Sara went into false labor today and went to the hospital.. Paul looks relieved that the Undertaker won't be at Smackdown! Steph clarifies that Sara was in the hostpital this afternoon and Undertaker is on his way to the building.. Steph tells Paul to keep his security handy.. Paul leaves the room and tells Brock that the Undertaker is on his way.. Paul tells the security to keep their eyes open, that Taker could come from anywhere! IN THE RING: Stephanie McMahon + Billy & Chuck + Kurt Angle.. Stephanie talks about getting back at Eric Bischoff on this past week's RAW.. ~Footage of Stephanie/Billy/Chuck invading RAW and screwing Bischoff.. Stephanie address's the challenge that Bischoff made to her, Billy & Chuck.. Stephanie accepts the match, but says they'll talk about the stipulations later.. Stephanie introduces the 'greatest tag team in WWE history', Billy & Chuck! Billy says that he's thinking of being a singles wrestler after Unforgiven.. Chuck takes the microphone and jokes that it's okay for Billy to go both ways! Billy, Chuck & Steph have a good laugh after a few more 'ambiguously gay' jokes.. Billy says that they'll take care of Rosey & Jamal this sunday.. Billy says that if Bischoff has a problem with that, HE'S GOT TWOOOO WORDS FOR YA!!!! Suddenly, Kurt Angle's music hits and out comes our olympic hero.. The crowd chants "You Suck! You Suck!" to Kurt's entrance music.. Kurt says that he feels like he's watching a bad episode of Three's Company.. Kurt says that last week was the worst attempt at a publicity stunt he's ever seen! Kurt says that he generated some of his own publicity at the 96 Olympics! Kurt says he didn't do it trying to make out with Carl Lewis! He did it by winning a gold medal! Chuck cuts in and asks what the people really mean when they chant "You Suck! You Suck!" Kurt says that if Chuck is trying to imply that he is gay, then he's not! Kurt says that gay people love him! Kurt challenges either Billy or Chuck to a match tonight.. Steph says that she wants Billy & Chuck to wrestle a tag match tonight to get ready for this sunday.. Kurt says he has no problem with that and says he'll let "Will & Grace down there" pick his partner! Billy, Chuck & Steph confer for a moment.. Steph annouces that Billy & Chuck will take on Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit tonight!! Kurt complains about that decision and says that "That's a hard one to swollow!" *pop* Kurt says that he wants to be the one to "Climb on top of Billy or Chuck for the 1-2-3!" *pop* Kurt stumbles over his words a few more times before leaving the stage! BACKSTAGE: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar + Security Team.. Paul is informed that the security was hired to only protect Brock while he's backstage.. Paul & Brock head towards the ring.. NON TITLE MATCH: Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman vs John Cena.. Paul Heyman keeps an eye out for the Undertaker during the entire match.. Lesnar pins Cena after an F5! DESIRE: Undertaker "Desire" video featuring "Adrenaline" from the XXX soundtrack.. BACKSTAGE: Los Guerreros.. Eddy complains about his face still smelling from last week's stinkface! Eddy vows that Edge's 'pretty little face' will not be the same after tonight! Eddy says that Edge will never lack respect for Eddie Guerrero again! TAG MATCH: Edge & Rikishi vs Los Guerreros (Eddy & Chavo).. Late in the match, Eddie swings a steel chair at Edge, but hits the ringpost! A few minutes later, Chavo gets a stinkface from Rikishi! Eddy gets up and goes after Rikishi, who throws Eddie out of the ring.. Chavo goes outside the ring and grabs a television camera from a crew member.. Chavo nails Rikishi in the head with the camera! Chavo slides in the ring and pins Rikishi for the win! Edge runs in and takes Chavo down with a spear!! Eddy runs in with a steel chair and whacks Edge flat in the face with it!! Edge is busted open and bleeding!! Eddy gets down and picks up Edge's bloody head and screams at him! SATELITE CONFERENCE: Stephanie McMahon & Eric Bischoff.. Steph introduces Eric to Smackdown! Steph asks how his "Bischoffs" are doing? Eric asks what it's going to be like for the McMahon Family dynasty after Steph has to perform HLA.. Steph says that HLA is all about cheap, sleezy thrills.. Eric says he'll give Steph cheap sleezy thrills this Sunday.. ...When Rosey & Jamal defeat Billy & Chuck and Steph has to perform HLA.. Steph accepts the stipulations that Eric Bischoff except for one thing.. ...When Billy & Chuck defeat Rosey & Jamal and Eric has to kiss Steph's ass.. Steph says that if Rosey & Jamal win, and she has to perform HLA, she just might like it.. Eric grins as we go to commericial (I think they just cut it off in Canada cause it was getting too stupid) MATCH: The Hurricane vs Matt Hardy.. Matt talks to Hurricane before the match and says that he considers Hurricane a friend.. Matt says that he sees a lot of potential in the Hurricane.. Matt says that he wanted to give Hurricane an opportunity to wrestle Matt Hardy v01.. The crowd chants "We Want Jeff!" and "We Want Lita!" during the entire match! Matt Hardy eventually wins the match after a Low Blow! BACKSTAGE: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar.. Paul is pleading with Brock to leave the arena.. Brock finally gives in and stands up to leave.. Paul changes his mind, realizing Undertaker might be hanging out in the parkig lot waiting! Paul & Brock sit back down to wait it out.. BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit.. Angle & Benoit are already arguing.. TAG MATCH: Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit vs Billy & Chuck.. Kurt gets the anklelock on Chuck, but Benoit pulls him off and puts the crossface on Chuck! Billy breaks up the crossface.. Billy whips Benoit into Chuck's superkick knocking Benoit out! Chuck pins Benoit to pick up the win! Kurt gets in the ring and punishes Benoit with an angleslam and an anklelock! Benoit taps out but Angle refuses to release the hold.. A team of officials run but Angle releases the hold and chases them away.. Angle puts another anklelock on Benoit, who reverses it into a crossface! Angle taps out to the crossface, but Benoit releases it and leaves the ring.. BACKSTAGE: The Undertaker.. The Undertaker enters the building... Gosh.. he looks angry! IN THE RING: The Undertaker + Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman.. Undertaker says that tonight has nothing to do with business, this is personal! Undertaker calls out Brock Lesnar with a serious tone! Undertaker says that last week Brock said "Life's a bitch!" Undertaker says that he is here to say that "Payback's a bitch!" Brock Lesnar comes out with Paul Heyman, who is trying to hold Lesnar back.. Lesnar gets into the ring and tackles Undertaker.. Lesnar & Taker brawl back and forth as Heyman calls for reinforcements! Matt Hardy runs down and jumps on Undertaker's back! Undertaker turns his attention to Matt and beats him down.. Lesnar & Heyman escape to the backstage area.. Undertaker leaves the ring and goes backstage to hunt for Lesnar.. Heyman lures Undertaker to a crowd of protective security.. Heyman & Lesnar get into a police vehicle and drive off as Undertaker watches in frustration.. Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....

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