February 13, 2003
Bakersfield, California
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

    • Shannon Moore defeated Mike Knox..
    • Bill Demott defeated Sho Funaki..
    • Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman defeated Jamie Noble..

  2. MATCH: Edge vs Charlie Haas w/Paul Heyman..
    • Heyman tries to interfer, and Edge spears him off the apron!
    • Haas takes advantage of the distraction and rolls Edge up for the victory!

  3. BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Kurt Angle..
    • Kurt gives Stephanie a rose for Valentines Day..
    • Steph thanks Kurt for the rose but he has something to tell Kurt..
    • Kurt says that they are perfect for eachother and tries to kiss Stephanie!
    • Brock barges in and interrupts..
    • Steph informs Kurt that Kurt & Team Angle will face Edge/Benoit/Lesnar at No Way Out..
    • Brock invites Kurt to ringside to watch his match with John Cena later..

  4. MATCH: Rikishi vs Nunzio..
    • 30 seconds into the match, Johnny the Bull & Chuck Palumbo run down and attack Rikishi!
    • The Italian trio beats on Rikishi gangstyle..
    • Nunzio gives Rikishi a kiss, I assume (hope) it's the kiss of death..

  5. MATCH: Matt Hardy w/Shannon Moore vs Rey Mysterio..
    • Matt, who is trying to lose weight to qualify as a Cruiserweight, got tired really quick..
    • Rey wins after the 619 and the West Coast Pop..

  6. BACKSTAGE: Brian Kendrick & Sean O'Haire + Bill DeMott..
    • Spanky tells Sean that he got into a lot of trouble last week after streaking..
    • Spanky tells Sean that there's gotta be a better way to make an impact..
    • Bill Demott steps in and beats the hell out of Spanky until O'Haire stops it..

  7. MATCH: Chris Benoit vs A-Train..
    • Benoit makes A-Train tap out to the crippler crossface!

  8. BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson..
    • The "Girls Gone Wild" guy invites Torrie to be a part of his next wild video..
    • Torrie says that sounds like fun but warns that she can get pretty wild..
    • Editor's Note: wtf?

  9. IN THE RING: Paul Heyman + Undertaker + Chris Kanyon..
    • Paul Heyman brings out another big wooden box with "TO UNDERTAKER FROM BIG SHOW" on it..
    • Undertakes comes out and Heyman takes a hike..
    • Undertaker opens the box and finds Boy George, who starts to sing..
    • Suddenly Boy George attacks the Undertaker, and everyone realizes it's Chris Kanyon!!
    • Undertaker fights back and demolishes Kanyon with a steel chair..

  10. INTERVIEW: Funaki & John Cena..
    • Cena raps about his match with Brock Lesnar..

  11. MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Shelton Benjamin..
    • Shelton Benjamin manages to pin Guerrero for the upset victory!

  12. ANNOUNCEMENT: Hugh Hefner..
    • Hugh, the CEO and owner of Playboy Magazine announced that a WWE Diva will soon be in playboy!

  13. V-DAY BRA&PANTIES MATCH: Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie..
    • The usual ripping of the clothes -- Torrie wins..
    • Nidia runs in and attacks Torrie, but Nidia is stripped too and spanked by Torrie..

  14. MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs John Cena..
    • Cena gives a very insulting rap before the match enraging Brock..
    • Brock eventually wins dispite Cena's usage of the steel chain..

  15. IN THE RING: Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle..
    • Brock says that he invited Kurt to watch his match, but he didn't come out..
    • Brock then calls Angle out..
    • Backstage, Kurt refuses to budge..
    • Brock says he has something that might change Kurt's mind..
    • Brock picks up John Cena and F5's him into the ringpost outside the ring!!
    • Kurt is upset that Brock is trying to "punk him out" and goes to the stage..
    • Brock challenges Kurt to a match, and Kurt agrees and enters the ring..
    • Brock goes nose-to-nose with Kurt in the center of the ring..
    • Kurt turns around and walks away, saying "Not tonight!"
    • Kurt makes up some silly exuses to get out of the match..
    • Brock says he thinks Kurt is a "chicken sh*t!"..
    • Kurt suggests they give the fans Angle vs Lesnar next week on Smackdown!..
    • Brock paces around and then attacks Kurt!
    • Brock beats on Kurt outside the ring and up the ramp..

  16. Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....

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