November 27, 2003
Biose, Idaho
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

    • Navajo Warrior defeated local talent..
    • local talent defeated local talent..
    • Sean O'Haire defeated Eric Schippreit..
    • Funaki defeated Nunzio..
    • Orlando Jordan defeated Chris Kanyon..
    • The FBI (Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli) defeated Spanky & Paul London..

  2. IN THE RING: Paul Heyman & Stars of Smackdown! + Brock Lesnar..
    • Paul Heyman begins the show in the ring with all WWE Smackdown! wrestlers standing on the ring apron..
    • Editor's Note: Eddie Guerrero is standing next to Chris Benoit (derrr) and one of the Bashams is wearing a mask..
    • Paul Heyman says he'll be celebrating Thanksgiving with a #1 Contenders 20 Man Battle Royal..
    • Paul Heyman says the winner will get a WWE title match against Brock Lesnar!
    • Brock Lesnar comes out and "gives thanks" for being on his way to being the best WWE champion of all time..
    • Brock Lesnar looks at Rey Mysterio and says he's not afraid of "speed and agility"..
    • Brock Lesnar looks at Big Show and says he's not afraid of a 7 foot giant..
    • Brock Lesnar looks at John Cena and says he's not afraid of a guy who's never been champion..
    • Brock Lesnar looks at Chris Benoit and says he's not afraid of a guy who will never BE champion..
    • Brock Lesnar says he may have tapped out twice in the past but will never tap out again!
    • Brock Lesnar says he'll make the winner of the battle royal tap out in their match..
    • Brock Lesnar whispers in Paul Heyman's ear and hands over the microphone..
    • Paul Heyman announces that John Cena & Chris Benoit must win matches to gain entry into the battle royal..
    • Paul Heyman says John Cena has to beat A-Train, and Chris Benoit must beat someone right now!

  3. QUALIFYING MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Matt Morgan..
    • Chris Benoit makes Matt Morgan tap out to the crippler crossface to gain entry into the battle royal..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Jamie Noble & Nidia..
    • Jamie Noble questions if Nidia is faking her blindness to get a little extra attention..
    • Jamie Noble pleads with Nidia not to come out to the ring because she is a distraction..
    • Nidia convinces Jamie Noble to let her sit with Michael Cole & Tazz..

  5. MATCH: Jamie Noble w/Nidia vs Akio w/Tajiri..
    • Tajiri walked over to Nidia (sitting at the announce table) and stood on the table in front of her..
    • Nidia stands up and gives Tajiri a low-blow knocking him off the table..
    • Jamie Noble was distracted by this and was rolled up in the ring giving Akio the win!

  6. BACKSTAGE: Paul Heyman & Shannon Moore..
    • Paul Heyman once again antagonizes Shannon Moore and sets up a match with Nathan Jones..

  7. MATCH: Shannon Moore vs Nathan Jones..
    • Nathan Jones destroys Shannon Moore..

  8. BACKSTAGE: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero..
    • Chavo Guerrero shows up on a crutch to accompany Eddie to the ring for his match..
    • Eddie Guerrero says Chavo shouldn't even be there, nevermind going to the ring..
    • Chavo Guerrero says he feels fine and nothing can stop him from going out there..

  9. MATCH: Eddie Guerrero w/Chavo vs Charlie Haas w/Shelton Benjamin..
    • Eddie Guerrero left the ring and grabbed Chavo's crutch, causing Chavo to fall over..
    • Eddie Guerrero used the crutch behind the referees back and pinned Charlie Haas to win the match!
    • Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin beat down Chavo after the match until Eddie made the save..
    • Chavo Guerrero screams at Eddie for "celebrating" and not watching his back..

  10. QUALIFYING MATCH: John Cena vs A-Train..
    • A-Train brought a chair into the ring but it backfired and John Cena won the match!

    • Bob Holly says he's waited 13 months to get back at Brock Lesnar and the suspension is BULL..
    • Bob Holly says that he will wait it out, and return and BREAK Brock Lesnar's NECK!

  12. IN THE RING: Ernest "The Cat" Miller + Torrie Wilson..
    • The Cat came out and rambled on for a while and then did some dancing in the ring..
    • The Cat says he can't dance by himself, he needs someone from the crowd to help him..
    • The Cat there's only one person in the back who can dance with the cat -- Boise's own Torrie Wilson!
    • Torrie Wilson comes out to a hometown pop and does her clumbsy version of the Cat's dance..
    • Torrie Wilson never fails to proove that she is the biggest prostitute to come out of Boise..
    • Editor's Note: We need Miss Jones --- bad!!

    • Big Show, Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan, A-Train, Bradshaw, Rikishi, Scotty Too Hotty, Orlando Jordan..
    • Rhyno, Johnny Stamboli, Chuck Palumbo, Danny Basham, Doug Basham (masked), Jamie Noble
    • Eddie Guerrero, John Cena, Chris Benoit, Ultimo Dragon, Rey Mysterio, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas
    • ~~Thought we wouldn't notice there are 21 entrants?
    • ~~Big Show tossed out a bunch of people at the beginning, and then everybody teamed up to dump him!
    • ~~Final Four: Eddie Guerrero, Shelton Benjamin, John Cena & Chris Benoit..
    • ~~Chris Benoit did the old 'steamboat skin the cat' move to flip Shelton Benjamin over the top!
    • ~~Chris Benoit backdropped Eddie Guerrero out -- Eddie landed hard on his ankle/leg..
    • ~~Chris Benoit got the Crippler Crossface on John Cena, who tapped out, but it didn't matter..
    • ~~They did the gimmick where both wrestlers hit the floor at the same time and the referees argued..
    • ~~Brock Lesnar came out for his scheduled WWE title match..

  14. IN THE RING: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar & Chris Benoit & John Cena..
    • Paul Heyman tries to figure out who actually won the match, then decides to make it a triple threat!
    • Brock Lesnar intervenes and Paul Heyman changes his mind, Chris Benoit vs John Cena -- winner gets title shot -- next week!
    • Brock Lesnar attacked John Cena, and then Chris Benoit went after Brock..
    • A-Train, Big Show, Nathan Jones & Matt Morgan ran in and annialated Chris Benoit & John Cena..
    • ~The crowd chants "BULLSHIT!" which I don't blame them after being the victims of such bait-and-switch tactics..
    • ~They were cheated out of a conclusive and ultimately pointless battle royal, as well as a WWE title match..

  15. Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....

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