September 30, 2005
Laredo, Texas
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

    • Sylvain defeated Antifaz del Norte in a dark match..
    • Nunzio & Big Vito defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick..
    • Simon Dean defeated Robbie Dawber ..
    • Chris Benoit defeated William Regal..

  2. IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield + Mr. Ken Kennedy..
    • Michael Cole made a point of explaining that Laredo was a busy crossing point between USA & Mexico..
    • John Layfield came out with a donkey, some tequilla, a big mexican hat, and had tied himself to an inflated inner tube..
    • John Layfield told the fans to be quiet or else he'll make one phone call to Immigration and clear the building!
    • John Layfield said he went to visit Rey Mysterio's uncle and helped him jump-start his pickup truck..
    • John Layfield said after that he went rafting at 2am with a few dozen of Rey Mysterios relatives..
    • John Layfield lifted the donkey's tail and said that is what all of the Laredo people remind him of..
    • Mr. Ken Kennedy came out and talked to JBL's donkey as if it was Tony Chimmel..

  3. TAG MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield & Mr. Ken Kennedy vs Rey Mysterio & Hardcore Holly..
    • JBL & Mr. Kennedy (great looking tag team by the way) won the match..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Dave Batista..
    • Eddie Guerrero apologized for last week saying he feels he let Batista down and it will never happen again..
    • Eddie Guerrero said they are going to be great friends and tonight they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions!
    • Batista took Eddie Guerreros mexican food away, saying it's not good after having food poisoning last week..

  5. PARKING LOT: Melina Perez & Christy Hemme..
    • Melina Perez was talking on her phone when Christy Hemme drove by on her (loud) Harly Davidson motorcycle..
    • Melina Perez poked Christy Hemme and broke a nail and vowed to make Christy Hemme pay later tonight..

  6. WOMANS MATCH: Melina Perez w/MNM vs Christy Hemme..
    • After an uncharacteristically GREAT match, Mercury distracted the referee while Nitro tripped Christy..
    • Melina Perez covered Christy Hemme (who did AMAZING) and scored the pinfall to win the match..
    • MNM set up Christy Hemme for the Snapshot, but the Legion of Doom made the save first!

  7. MATCH: The Undertaker vs "Cowboy" Bob Orton..
    • Bob Orton claimed Randy Orton would not get involved, and that he'd have "No Mercy" on Undertaker tonight..
    • Two minutes into the match the referee got knocked out and Randy Orton ran down and double-teamed Undertaker!
    • They doubled teamed Undertaker for several minutes before the referee woke up but only got a 2-count!
    • The Undertaker recovered and set up for the Tombstone but Randy Orton made the save..
    • The Undertaker disposed of Randy Orton and Tombstoned Bob Orton for the 1-2-3 win!

  8. MATCH: Bobby Lashley squashed Russell Simpson (Simon Dean challenged Lashley to a match at No Mercy)..

  9. THE PEEP SHOW: Christian + Booker T & Sharmell + Orlando Jordan..
    • Christian said No Mercy was coming up and there is no US Title match despite pinning Chris Benoit recently..
    • Booker T showed up and said he beat Christian last week so he deserves the United States title shot..
    • Orlando Jordan came out next and told Booker & Christian to "chill with that stuff" cause the shot is HIS..
    • Theodore Long came out and booked a 3-WAY match with Chris Benoit picking who he wants to face at No Mercy..

  10. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH: Booker T vs Christian vs Orlando Jordan..
    • They totally copied the Tower of Doom out of the corner that TNA has made famous for three years..
    • Booker T sling-shotted Christian over the top rope and Orlando Jordan rolled up Booker T to win!
    • Chris Benoit came out and applauded the three men and chose to defend the US title in a 4-WAY at No Mercy!!

  11. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon + Vince McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon entered the GM Office and asked Theodore Long what his WWE Homecoming contribution would be..
    • Palmer Cannon introduced himself to Vince McMahon and sucked up to him, as Vince practically ignored him..
    • Theodore Long said JBL, Benoit, Benoit, Christian, Guerrero & Mysterio will be at WWE Homecoming..
    • Vince McMahon mentioned the show "Everybody Hates Chris" and said "Everybody Here Loves Network Execs"..
    • Editor's Note: Everybody Hates Chris is the show that kicked Smackdown! off Thursdays Nights on UPN..

  12. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Legion of Doom (Animal & Heidienreich) vs Batista & Eddie Guerrero..
    • Batista & Eddie Guerrero won the match by DQ when Mercury & Nitro interfered..
    • Late in the match, Eddie Guerrero swung a chair at Mercury, who ducked, and Eddie smacked Batista!
    • Eddie Guerrero tossed the chair at Mercury and played dead, so Batista assumed it was Mercury and destroyed him!

  13. And that's a wrap folks...

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