February 2, 2007
Houston, Texas
Announcers: Michael Cole & JBL

  1. DARK MATCH: Chuck Palumbo defeated Sho Funaki in a dark match..

  2. DARK MATCH: Boris Alexiev defeated Jamie Noble in a dark match..

  3. UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Chris Benoit defeated Fit Finlay to retain the United States title..
    • Fit Finlay worked over Chris Benoit's knee real good and was really close to winning the United States title..
    • Fit Finlay tried to pull The Little Bastard from under the ring but he kept getting sucked back under the ring!
    • The Boogeyman's music played and the Boogeyman followed The Little Bastard out which distracted Fit Finlay..
    • Chris Benoit took advantage of the distraction and rolled up Fit Finlay to retain his United States title!
    • Fit Finlay tried to shove The Little Bastard back under the ring but he was too afraid to back underneath!
    • Editor's Note: The only thing good that can come of this is if we get to see a Mini Boogeyman !

  4. INTERVIEW: Kristal Marshall & Vickie Guerrero..
    • Vickie Guerrero said now that her neck brace is off she is feeling a lot better..
    • Vickie Guerrero said that the working conditions on SmackDown! are very unsafe and made worse by Teddy Long..
    • Vickie Guerrero said she plans on returning to SD! and she sees an opportunity that will bring her success..

  5. NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Deuce & Domino w/Cherry defeated Brian Kendrick & Paul London w/Ashley Massaro..

  6. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Batista (Said he needed an answer from the Undertaker... TONIGHT!)..

  7. IN THE RING: King Booker & Queen Sharmell + Kane..
    • King Booker was presented with the "Key to the City" by Ancient Order of the city of Houston, Texas..
    • King Booker thanked his loyal subjects and his "Queen" and adding one last thing "It's about damn time!"..
    • King Booker bragged himself up and made some of them kiss his hand as Sharmell yelled "All Hale King Bookah!"
    • King Booker then singled out the guy from ZZ Top in the front row and tried to make him kiss his royal foot..
    • Kane interrupted and beat up the three members of the Ancient Order as King Booker ran away through the fans..
    • The Ancient Order included Booker T PWA trainees, V.I.P (MVP's Brother), Chris Adams & Gabe Hollier..

  8. MATCH: Mr. Ken Kennedy defeated Big Vito (wearing a dress)..
    • Mr. Kennedy ripped Big Vito's dress off during the match and choked him out with it after the match was over!

  9. BIKINI CONTEST: Ashley Massaro vs Jillian Hall vs Kristal Marshall hosted by the incomparable JBL!
    • Ashley Massaro and Kristal Marshall willfully stripped and strut around the ring but Jillian Hall refused..
    • Jillian Hall said she wanted to show off her REAL talent -- and started to sing Britney Spears "Oh Baby, Baby!"
    • JBL snatched the mic back from Jillian Hall and said Michael Hayes singing "Badstreet" was better than that..
    • The fans voted for Ashley Massaro and Jillian Hall freaked out and said all she did was take off her clothes..
    • Ashley Massaro attacked Jillian Hall and stripped Jillian Hall down to her bra and panties once and for all..

  10. BACKSTAGE Theodore Long & Mr. Ken Kennedy (Demanded a rematch with Batista and was given the match next week!)..

  11. MATCH: Mike "The Miz" Mizanin defeated Matt Hardy with help from Joey Mercury..
    • Joey Mercury showed up and knocked out Matt Hardy with his face mask leading to The Miz getting the victory..

  12. IN THE RING: Batista + John Cena + The Undertaker + Shawn Michaels + Shawn Michaels..
    • Batista came out and talked about The Undertaker winning the Royal Rumble and never being beaten at WrestleMania..
    • Batista said he welcomed the challenge of putting the World Heavyweight title up against The Undertaker's streak..
    • Batista said after watching RAW and ECW this week he feels that he deserves to know what Undertaker's decision is..
    • WWE Champion John Cena showed up and said he had a rough week but he was there for the same reasons as Batista..
    • The Undertaker showed finally showed up and looked at both John Cena and Batista but then Shawn Michaels appeared!
    • Shawn Michaels said Batista and John Cena aren't the only ones who want to hear an answer from The Undertaker...
    • Shawn Michaels said The Undertaker may have won the Royal Rumble but neither of them really proved anything...
    • Shawn Michaels challenged The Undertaker to put his title match on the line against him like the fans wanted..
    • Vince McMahon made an appearance and said that The Undertaker has a decision to make and scolded Shawn Michaels..
    • Vince said he doesn't care what the fans want cause they'll want what he tells them to want he he tells them!
    • Vince McMahon booked The Undertaker & Batista against John Cena & Shawn Michaels at No Way Out on February 18th!

  13. And that's a wrap folks...

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