Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West..
Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios)
Date: December 13, 2007 (Taped: December 4, 2007)

  1. IN THE RING: Christian Cage + Kurt Angle & Karen Angle & Robert Roode..
    • Christian Cage said that he was a prick and that is why he is the best in the wrestling business today..
    • Christian Cage booked a tag team match for later: Kurt Angle & Robert Roode vs. Christian Cage & a parter..
    • Christian Cage addressed Kurt Angle and said there wasn't enough room in Total Nonstop Action for them both..
    • Kurt Angle, Karen Angle, & Robert Roode came out to the stage and said Christian was spewing the same B.S..
    • Kurt Angle said Christian Cage was right about there not being enough room for the both of them in TNA..
    • Robert Roode spoke up and said he was finished doing Christian's dirty work and told him to find a partner..

  2. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & A.J. Styles & Tomko...
    • Tomko was laughing about the Cage/Angle situation but A.J. Styles was all stressed out about it..
    • Tomko blamed A.J. Styles for the turmoil and said that what they have to do is choose sides..

  3. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Petey Williams (Said he was 110% sure his case has the World title shot)..

  4. FEAST, FIRED, or $50,000 MATCH: Scott Steiner beat BG James and Christopher Daniels and Petey Williams..
    • The winner of the match can keep, trade, or exchange their Feast or Fired case for $50,000...
    • After the match: Jeremy Borash offered Scott Steiner $50,000 to give up his coveted briefcase...
    • Scott Steiner played it like he was a contestant on the Price is Right, asking the fans for advice..
    • Scott Steiner said $50,000 is a lot of money but he wants his title shot and traded with Petey Williams!

  5. IN THE RING: Jeremy Borash & Scott Steiner & BG James & Christopher Daniels & Petey Williams..
    • Now they're pretending that they are Deal or No Deal with the briefcases being opened by useless models..
    • They opened Petey Williams' case (which WAS Scott Steiner's case) - a TNA World Heavyweight title shot!

  6. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Kaz + Christian Cage..
    • Kaz said that no matter how much success he has he will stay humble - just like Chuck Norris..
    • Christian Cage came in and said Kaz upped his game recently and tonight he will be his tag team parter..

  7. MATCH: Kaz defeated Rellik..
    • After the match: Black Reign attacked Kaz and gave him a shot to the forehead with the Darkness Falls..
    • Black Reign & Rellik put Misty the Rat in a bag and put the bag over Kaz's head to torture him!

  8. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & Angelina Love & Velvet Skye (Really bizarre and hard to explain)..

  9. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan and James Storm & Jackie Moore and Robert Roode & Tracy Brooks..
    • Jackie Moore was drunk out of her mind and poured beer down Tracy Brooks' cleavage..
    • Tracy Brooks got upset and Robert Roode gave her a pep talk telling her Jackie was a veteran..

  10. KNOCKOUTS TAG MATCH: Angelina Love & Velvet Skye defeated Jackie Moore (drunk) & Tracy Brooks..
    • Tracy Brooks got pinned and Jackie Moore got in the ring and started shoving her tag team partner..
    • Robert Roode showed up and told the inebriated Jackie Moore never to put her hands on Tracy Brooks..
    • Robert Roode then called Tracy Brooks pathetic and told her to save him the trouble and just QUIT..
    • Sharmell (Booker T's wife and valet) came out and said that was no way to treat a lady..
    • Robert Roode said Sharmell may wear the pants in her family but he (Roode) is the boss in his..

  11. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Christian Cage + Kevin Nash..
    • Christian Cage found Kevin Nash laying down reading the paper and asked him to be his tag team partner tonight..
    • Kevin Nash said he was busy doing what he does best; sit around, do nothing, and get paid for it (Oh My God!)..

  12. IN THE RING: Father James Mitchell + Abyss + Judas Mesias..
    • Father James Mitchell said it was time for Abyss to come out to the ring to finally tell the truth..
    • Father James Mitchell addressed "Chris" and said he always promised they could be like father & son..
    • Father James Mitchell said Chris (Abyss) owes everything he is and everything he will ever be to him..
    • Father James Mitchell said he told the world last year that Chris watched his mother shoot his father..
    • Father James Mitchell asked if Chris was ready to tell the truth and held the microphone to his mouth..
    • Abyss wouldn't talk so Father James Mitchell said if Chris won't do it then he'll get the job done himself..
    • Abyss decked Father James Mitchell and grabbed him by the throat but Judas Mesias showed up to save Mitchell!
    • Judas Mesias wrapped a barbed-wire noose around Abyss' neck and raked the barbs accross Abyss's forehead..
    • Judas Mesias whacked the bloodied Abyss with a chair and Father James tied Abyss' arms behind his back..
    • Judas Mesias whacked the Abyss with a steel chair again and gave him the "Straight to Hell" on the chair..

  13. INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & Booker T & Sharmell + Christian Cage..
    • Booker T said he is one of the nicest guys in the wrestling business but you don't wanna piss him off..
    • Christian Cage interrupted not thinking the interview was LIVE and asked Booker T to be his tag partner..
    • Christian Cage said times have changed and of all the wrestlers in TNA he is asking Booker T first..
    • Booker T said he would never be Christian Cage's partner and proclaimed the interview was over..

  14. MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell defeated "Wildcat" Chris Harris..
    • Chris Harris asked what he had to do to get some attention in TNA, change his last name to "Angle" ?

  15. IN THE RING: Jeremy Borash & Scott Steiner & BG James & Christopher Daniels..
    • Now they're pretending that they are Deal or No Deal with the briefcases being opened by useless models..
    • They opened case BG James' case (he was afraid it would be a pink slip) and it was a Tag Team title shot!
    • Jeremy Borash said he and his partner Kip James must be happy, and BG said his partner is yet to be determined..

  16. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Dustin Rhodes (Said that Black Reign has been tormenting him all his life)..

  17. LUMBERJACK STRAP MATCH: "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal defeated "X-Division Traitor" Johnny Devine..
    • Lumberjacks: Shark Boy (in a neck brace), Senshi, Elix Skipper, Sonjay Dutt, Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin...
    • After the match, Johnny Devine was held down and strapped by all member of the TNA X-Division..
    • Team 3-D walked down to ringside but would not get in the ring to save their little buddy..

  18. IN THE RING: Jeremy Borash & Scott Steiner & Christopher Daniels..
    • TNA stretched this out to three segments for ratings but at this point I stopped caring about the outcome..
    • Scott Steiner said Petey Williams lied to him about the contents of his case - there's no lieing in wrestling!
    • Jeremy Borash did his best Ryan Seacrest impression building the suspense and they throwing to commercial..
    • They opened the cases and Scott Steiner won an X-Division title shot and Christopher Daniels was - FIRED!
    • Jeremy Borash wished Christopher Daniels luck in the future and extended his hand as Daniels started to cry..

  19. INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Samoa Joe + Christian Cage...
    • Christian Cage asked Samoa Joe to be his partner and Joe ranted about his TNA contract and being mistreated..
    • Christian Cage said he will go out for his tag team match with the only person who matters to him - HIM!

  20. MAIN EVENT: Kurt Angle & Robert Roode w/Karen Angle defeated Christian Cage...
    • Kurt Angle & Robert Roode threw the referee out of the ring and continued the assault on Christian afterwards..
    • A.J. Styles came out and stood on the ring apron thinking about which side he wanted to chose - Kurt or Cage..

  21. END OF SHOW....
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