July 27, 2003 from Denver, Colorado

Eddie Guerrero beat Chris Benoit;
Jamie Noble beat Billy Gunn;
Bradshaw won the Bar-Room Brawl;
Benjamin/Haas beat Mysterio/Kidman;
Sable beat Stephanie McMahon;
The Undertaker beat John Cena;
Vince McMahon beat Zach Gowan;
Kurt Angle beat Brock Lesnar & Big Show;

    • Clip of Bradshaw & Ron Simmons in the middle east, giving Saddam Hussain an invitation to the Bar-Room Brawl!
    • Funaki explains the rules of the Bar-Room Brawl in a specially constructed Bar Set inside the arena..
    • Sable tells Josh Mathews that she's gonna beat the hell out of Stephanie McMahon and embarass her!
    • ~~~Sable also reminds everybody that she has some stroke around here too!
    • MATCH: The Ultimo Dragon defeated Chris Kanyon..

  2. UNITED STATES TITLE TOURNAMENT FINAL: Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit..
    • Rhyno came out and gored Chris Benoit..
    • Eddie Guerrero capitalized with a frog-splash and pin to pick up the victory!
    • Your NEW WWE United States champion, Eddie Guerrero!

  3. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon gives Sable some expensive flowers, and Stephanie some cheap flower..
    • Vince McMahon says he'll be at RAW tomorrow to confront Kane about what he did to Linda McMahon..
    • Editor's Note: WOW! That's great news!

  4. INDECENT PROPOSAL MATCH: Jamie Noble w/Nidia vs Billy Gunn w/Torrie Wilson..
    • Nidia was out there trying to help Billy Gunn..
    • Jamie Noble wins after Torrie Wilson got on the apron and bumped into Billy Gunn..
    • The stipulations state that Torrie Wilson has to "sleep" with Jamie Noble on Smackdown! ZZZzzz

  5. BAR ROOM BRAWL: There was a bar set up inside the arena where this brutal contest took place..
    • Bradshaw won after a wierd, brutal, sometimes scarry confusing match..
    • Other people in the match, Doink the Clown (Nick Dinsmore), The Conquistadors (Rob Conway & Johnny Jeter)..
    • ~~~The Easter Bunny (Sean Evans), Brother Love, John Hennigan, Matt Cappotelli, The Basham Brothers..
    • ~~~Bradshaw, Ron Simmons, Brooklyn Brawler, Sean O'Haire..

  6. TAG TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas defeated Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman..
    • I guess they're saving Kidman's heel turn for Smackdown!, cause he stayed babyface tonight..
    • Shelton Benjamin pinned Rey Mysterio after connecting with a Doomsday Device from the top rope..

  7. NO COUNT OUT MATCH: Stephanie McMahon vs Sable..
    • Stephanie McMahon tried to take Sable's top off, but Brian Hebner was nice enough to lend Sable his shirt..
    • A-Train ran down and clotheslined Stephanie, allowing Sable to pin her for the victory!
    • Editor's Note: I guess A-Train has once again graduated from Velocity..

  8. GRUDGE MATCH: The Undertaker vs John Cena..
    • John Cena hit the FU, but Undertaker kicked out, fought back, and hit the Last Ride Powerbomb!
    • Undertaker wins on pay per view -- surprise surprise..
    • Undertaker did the internal bleeding schtick and was bleeding from the mouth..

  9. GRUDGE MATCH: Vince McMahon vs Zach Gowan..
    • Vince McMahon juiced early after a chairshot busted him open hardway (legit) and he bled buckets..
    • Zach Gowan missed a moonsault and Vince McMahon covered Zach for the victory!
    • Zach Gowan got a forced standing ovation at the end of the match..

  10. WWE TITLE MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle vs The Big Show..
    • Kurt Angle gave Angleslams to both Brock Lesnar & The Big Show and then pinned Brock Lesnar!
    • Kurt Angle recaptures the WWE championship!!

  11. Fade to black....

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