TNA WRESTLING RESULTS
Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West..|
Location: Orlando, Florida (Universal Studios)
Date: January 17, 2008 (Taped: January 8, 2008)
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- PARKING LOT: Jeremy Borash greeted the The Angle Alliance, who arrived in tuxedo's ready for a celebration..
- Kurt Angle said when A.J. Styles wins the threeway tonight he (Angle) won't have to defend for two months!
- Jeremy Borash said Styles might want a title shot and Karen Angle said "A.J. has already made his decision"..
- IN THE RING: Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin & Jay Lethal + Team 3-D & Johnny Devine..
- Alex Shelley accepted Team 3-D's challenge to a Hardcore Street Fight at Against All Odds on PPV..
- Alex Shelley added a stip where if they win then they get to institute a weight restriction on Team 3-D..
- Brother Ray came out talking trash and claimed that he and Devon were in the best shape of their lives..
- Team 3-D & Johnny Devine said when they win at Against All Odds, the TNA X-Division will be disbanded..
- Team 3-D wanted to shake on it, so Shelley & Sabin & Lethal shook hands, but then attacked Team 3-D from behind!
- Everybody started to brawl and Matt Morgan came out and tried desperately to separate all six men from each other..
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Abyss (Said the big secret will be revealed tonight "Over My Dead Body")..
- VIDEO PACKAGE: Featuring the series of beatings endured by Shark Boy over the last few months..
- SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy (at Shark Boy's home)..
- The house was like an aquiarium and all of his family members were wearing Shark masks (so hilarious!)..
- The doctor said it didn't look good and that Shark Boy may have finally reached low tide (family cries)..
- MATCH: Tomko defeated "Showtime" Eric Young (in posession of the Drinking Series Championship belt)..
- After the match: Cowboy James Storm ran out and gave the Eye of the Storm on Eric Young and took the DSC belts..
- James Storm gave Tomko a beer, but Tomko kicked him out of the ring and gave the beer & belt back to Eric Young..
- INTERVIEW: Crystal Louthan & Christian Cage..
- Christian Cage said it was okay for Tomko to stand alone but A.J. Styles stabbed him in the back..
- BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan took Dustin Rhodes into Black Reign's workship and Rhodes strated freaking out..
- KNOCKOUTS MATCH: ODB (One Dirty Bitch) defeated Angelina Love...
- SPY CAM: Kevin Nash was shown talking to Samoa Joe giving him advice on getting success in pro-wrestling..
- SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy & Wildcat Chris Harris..
- Chris Harris said this was ridiculous but he has resorted to this just to get some TV time on TNA iMPACT..
- LAX & Salinas showed up to check up on Shark Boy - and Homicide said he thought Shark Boy was dieing..
- Chris Harris spoke up and proclaimed "The only thing DEAD around here is my career!" - good job Chris!
- MATCH: Kaz (with Marlena the rat) defeated Senshi (last match with TNA)..
- Black Reign showed up and whacked Kaz with the Darkness Falls weapon and then looked for "Misty" the rat..
- The cage that Kaz brought down was empty and Black Reign went berzerk pounding on Kaz and freaking out..
- INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & Father James Mitchell (and Judas Mesias in the background)..
- Father James Mitchell said the secret will be revealed and Chris' (Abyss) life will be changed forever..
- INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & "Prince" A.J. Styles + Tomko..
- A.J. Styles went to Tomko looking for advice on what he should do if he wins the triple threat match..
- Tomko said A.J. Styles won the Tag Team titles without Kurt and he can win the World title without Kurt..
- MATCH: Abyss defeated Lance Hoyt w/Jimmy Rave..
- During the match: Father James Mitchell came out and gave "Chris" the opportunity to reveal the secret..
- Abyss refused and Father James Mitchell took a TNA camera backstage while Abyss finsihed off Lance Hoyt..
- BACKSTAGE: Father James Mitchell (while Abyss watched from the ring)..
- Father James Mitchell said Chris' mom let him run around and do whatever he wanted when he was a kid..
- Father James Mitchell said Chris sat by and watched his mom shoot his father in the back three times..
- Father James Mitchell said he can't help but feel like three bullets ripping through HIS flesh..
- Father James Mitchell then revealed that he was Abyss' biological father (wow, shocking, yawn)..
- BACKSTAGE: Crystal Louthan tried to get a reaction from Abyss but he was busy freaking out...
- MATCH: Robert Roode w/Miss Payton Banks defeated Sonjay Dutt..
- Sonjay Dutt tried to get a kiss from So-Cal Val, but she turned him down - so he pinched her butt!
- Midway through the match: Tracy Brooks ran down but the referee stopped her from getting Payton Banks..
- After the match: Tracy Brooks tried to jump in to get at Robert Roode but Payton Banks cut her off!
- Robert Roode pulled Tracy Brooks off of Payton Banks, and Tracy slapped Roode accross the face HARD!
- Matt Morgan ran down and stopped everything before any illegal man-on-woman violence could go down..
- INTERVIEW: Jeremy Borash & A.J. Styles & Karen Angle (Karen manipulating Styles with promises)..
- SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy + Angelina Love & Velvet Skye...
- Angelina & Velvet wanted to give Shark Boy some kisses but Shark Dad jumped on the bed..
- IN THE RING: Kip James & BG James & Roxxie Leveaux + "Bullet" Bob Armstrong..
- Kip James said he handed BG James a title shot and they have been tag team partners for the last ten years..
- BG James said he was blessed by God to see some of his dreams come true, of becoming a professional wrestler..
- BG James said one of his dreams was to stand side-by-side with his hero - his partner - Bullet Bob Armstrong!
- Kip James (who considers himself part of the James family) accepted the choice and have Bullet Bob a HUG!
- SHARK TANK: Jeremy Borash & Shark Boy + "Showtime" Eric Young..
- Eric Young showed up and told Shark Boy to fight for his life and then noticed Shark's eyes were open..
- Shark Boy sat up and cut a promo like Stone Cold (Cause that's the bottom line cause Shark Boy said so!)..
- IN THE RING: Kurt Angle..
- Kurt Angle said A.J. Styles will win tonight so that he will get a two month pass on defending his championship..
- Kurt Angle then plugged the Global iMPACT show coming on next featuring his match in Japan with Yuji Nagata..
- BACKSTAGE: Jim Cornette & Scott Steiner & Petey Williams..
- Jim Cornette convinced Scott Steiner that the TNA X-Division wasn't about size it was about being the BEST!
- Scott Steiner got inspired and said he was the BEST and stormed off content with his X-Division title shot..
- #1 CONTENDERS 3-WAY: Christian Cage defeated A.J. Styles and Samoa Joe to earn another shot at the TNA title!
- Samoa Joe was DQ'd by the referee for using a chair that was introduced into the match by A.J. Styles..
- Matt Morgan came out to enforce the referee's decision, and Kevin Nash came down to calm Samoa Joe down..
- END OF SHOW....
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