WWE RAW RESULTS
March 3, 2008|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: ...
- Vladimir Kozlov defeated ??????? in a dark match..
- Melina Perez w/Beth Phoenix defeated Mickie James..
- ~~~After the match: Beth & Melina destroyed Mickie with the Doomsday Device..
- Brian Kendrick & Paul London defeated Charlie Haas & Highlander Robbie..
- Gene Snitsky defeated Val Venis..
- Paul Burchill (w/Katie Lea Burchill) defeated "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan..
- BACKSTAGE: General Manager William Regal & Triple H & WWE Champion Randy Orton & John Cena..
- William Regal announced that for the three week each of the three men will get to be in charge of RAW..
- Randy Orton pitched the idea that they agree to give each other the night off for the next three weeks..
- Triple H didn't trust Randy Orton and John Cena said he would come up with something extremely satisfying..
- MIXED MARTIAL ARTS EXHIBITION: The Big Show defeated Brandon "The Thrill" Hill..
- The Big Show promised to break Floyd Mayweathers legs and neck and ruin the $20,000,000 WWE is paying him..
- Floyd Mayweather, on the big screen via Sattelite, promised to break The Big Show's jaw at WrestleMania 24..
- The Big Show gorilla-pressed Brandon "The Thrill" Hill over the top rope as Floyd Mayweather ran his mouth!
- TAG MATCH: Shawn Michaels & Ric Flair defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch with a pair of figure-4 leglocks..
- Shawn Michaels said he was thinking about it all week and he doesn't want the match at WrestleMania 24..
- Shawn Michaels said he didn't want to be known as the guy who finally retired "the Nature Boy" Ric Flair..
- Shawn Michaels said HE was the showstopper and if Flair keeps pushing it will be HIS show that is stopped..
- BACKSTAGE: John Cena informed William Regal that he was booking Triple H vs. Randy Orton in the main event..
- William Regal guessed John Cena would give himself the night off but Cena said he has business with Mr. Kennedy..
- SQUASH MATCH: Umaga defeated Super Crazy with G.M. William Regal on commentary praising Umaga's dominance..
- THE HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho & Jeff Hardy..
- Chris Jericho introduced Jeff Hardy and showed clips of their match last week (where Y2J qualified for MITB)..
- Chris Jericho said he knows that the Ladder match is Jeff Hardy's specialty but he (Y2J) is a former champion..
- Jeff Hardy said he saw Chris Jericho's point and gave him a Twist of Fate and left looking back at Jericho..
- MATCH: John Cena defeated Mr. Kennedy by Submission with the STF-U..
- IN THE RING: Jerry "The King" Lawler & Maria Kanellis holding hands with Candice Michelle + Santino Marella..
- Jerry Lawler announced that Snoop Dogg would M.C. the BunnyMania match at WrestleMania 24 in Orlando, Florida..
- Maria said it was an honor to be in Playboy and it was such a great experience posing for Playboy Magazine..
- Jerry Lawler asked for a drum-roll and pulled the sheet of the poster only to find that it was vandalized..
- The large poster of Maria's Playboy cover had Santino Marella's face pasted on her face, boobs and crotch..
- Santino Marella came out and said he warned her before and ordered her to leave the ring with him right now..
- Maria Kanellis finally stood up to Santino Marella and said it was her choice and refused to leave with him..
- Santino Marella grabbed Maria's arm and Jerry Lawler punched Santino out of the ring and got hugged by Maria..
- Candice Michelle took control of the microphone and unveiled a three story poster of Maria's Playboy cover..
- MITB QUALIFYING MATCH: Carlito Cool defeated Cody Rhodes to qualifying for the Money In the Bank Ladder Match..
- INTERVIEW VIA SATTELITE: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler interview Floyd "Money" Mayweather..
- Floyd Mayweather said he was the best at what he does and at WrestleMania we will see the best Floyd Mayweather..
- Jerry Lawler asked if getting destroyed by The Big Show was worth $20,000,000 and Floyd started running his mouth..
- RINGSIDE: They announced the next inductee into the Class of 2008 WWE Hall of Fame - (The Great) Johnnie Mae Young..
- IN THE RING: Fit Finlay + Vince McMahon + John Bradshaw Layfield & Hornswoggle..
- Fit Finlay came out for his confrontation with JBL but before that Vince McMahon came out to the stage..
- Vince McMahon asked Fit Finlay if it was true that he conspired with the McMahon family and Finlay confirmed it..
- Vince McMahon asked Fit Finlay if he was actually Hornswoggle's father and Finlay said he was proud to say he is..
- JBL came up on the big screen live via sattelite at the hospital where Hornswoggle was resting his head injuries..
- Fit Finlay challenged JBL to come to the ring and JBL said he would on his terms and that is at WrestleMania 24..
- JBL helped Hornswoggle sit up in his bed and then slapped him - causing Hornswoggle to start crying out loud..
- Fit Finlay yelled at JBL to stop, and the lights went out and everybody could hear JBL assaulting Hornswoggle!
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: Triple H vs. WWE Champion Randy Orton ended in a No Contest after John Cena interfered..
- John Cena (who had joined commentary) jumped in and FU'd Triple H - but Randy Orton nailed Cena with an RKO!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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