CHIKARA: Five days until our return to Hellertown, PA!
Our first event of 2008, “Two Eyebrows are Better than One” was originally slated to go down on the campus of Moravian College. Well, last week, the bureaucrats there decided they didn’t want to help us raise money for the American Red Cross. So, we’re taking our show on the road – right back to our favorite Lehigh Valley venue, the American Legion Hall in Hellertown (just 5 miles away). Now, apparently the powers-that-be at Moravian feel so bad about the way this went down and some of the negative publicity stemming from it, that they are sending their mascot, the Moravian Greyhound, to our event! Isn’t that swell? Nothing sells wrestling tickets like a college mascot or an empty gesture.