Pro Wrestling Guerrilla presents “Schadenfreude” on Sunday, October 14, 2007!
By Silverback, PWG Staff Writer
Granite Bay, CA – With the 2007 Battle of Los Angeles now behind us, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla is looking ahead to the future. In the future, besides flying cars, Gray’s Sports Almanac, and Jaws 19, is Pro Wrestling Guerrilla’s “Schadenfreude,” taking place on Sunday, October 14, 2007 in Van Nuys, CA at the Van Nuys Armory. Why all this talk about the future? Because in the here and now, the Pro Wrestling Guerrilla office Fairytale Football league is heating up, and frankly, everyone is distracted by it. In Week 4 action, Commissioner of Wrestling Dino Winwood’s “Moscow Dynamos” (4-0-0) defeated Commissioner of Food & Beverage Excalibur’s “Flaming Moes” (2-2-0) by a 10.93 point margin. This wouldn’t be news, except for the fact that Dino Winwood hasn’t touched his team since signing up for it, allowing the League’s auto draft feature to get him LaDainian Tomlinson, Randy Moss, and Terrell Owens. Meanwhile Excalibur poured hours into his pre-draft rankings and ended up with Carson Palmer, Calvin Johnson, and Number 2 Overall Fairytale Football Draft Pick Steven Jackson. If you know anything about football, you know that Steven Jackson has been having a tremendous year so far, and Excalibur hasn’t been spending 10 hours each day trying to find a new Running Back.