HeadLocker — Jay Shannon
The ECW (12/1) Extreme Examination Our resident philosopher looks at this week’s ECW
ECW revealed a new tag team, this week. Also, the Ruthless Roundtable tried to fix their fractured relationships.
This Week’s Episode: Rebuilding the Empire?
Abraham Washington did his talk show thing, again. (sigh)His guests were Zack Ryder and Rosa Mendes. Abe asked Tony Atlas how Thanksgiving went. Tony started to ramble about his extended family. Abe finally told Tony to “shut up”. Abe said his holiday was great, except everyone wanted his autograph. Tony started to chuckle and it irritated Abe. Abe then ticked off the Virginia fans with insults. Tony pushed that he was from Virginia. Abe turned it into a further insult of the Virginia people. Abe then called out his special guests. The happy couple snuggled on the leather coach. Zack had a poem for Rosa. It was syrupy and silly. Rosa had her own poem. It was “like” a totally Valley Girl kinda thing, OhmyGawd. (That made my brain hurt). Rosa rambled in Spanish. Zack was thrilled. He jumped on the couch like an idiot. Abe closed the painful segment
Segment Grade: D (for dumb)