AEW Dynamite Results
September 16, 2020
Jacksonville, Florida (Daily’s Place)
Commentary: Jim Ross, Excalibur, and Tony Schiavone
Results by: Josh Boutwell of Wrestleview.com
This week’s AEW Dynamite is brought to you my current arch nemesis, Hurricane Sally.
The Young Bucks come out before the opener can start and deliver a Superkick Party to the referee before leaving. They toss a stack of cash and Tony Khan in the back and tell him to go ahead and fine them for that. FTR can be seen smirking in the background along with Tully Blanchard.
Jurassic Express (7-4) w/Marko Stunt vs. FTR (7-0) w/Tully Blanchard
Jungle Boy catches Dax with a Lucha Armdrag off the top and then he connects with a dropkick to Cash as he tries to interfere. Luchasaurus and Cash both tag into the match and FTR immediately attacks Lucha in their corner after knocking Jungle Boy off the apron. Lucha fights them off with a series of clotheslines but Dax knees a charging Luch and then dives off the top right into a Powerslam from the dinosaur for a nearfall.
Jungle Boy tags in and hits a Somersault Senton off the shoulders of Lucha for a nearfall. FTR double team Jungle Boy in their corner and put the boots to him. Jungle Boy flips over both of them and connects with a Double Rana that sends them to the floor. Jungle Boy sets up for a dive but Cash rolls into the ring and as Jungle Boy springs at him, Cash catches him with a Powerslam for a nearfall.
Cash hits a series of knees to Jungle Boy’s back and then locks him in a Bow and Arrow submission. Dax tags in and FTR goes back to work on him in their corner again. Dax hits a Snap Suplex for a nearfall and follows up with a Gutbuster on Cash’s knee after Cash tagged himself in. Jungle Boy fights back with an arm drag and a series of elbows but Cash cuts him off from tagging out. FTR hit an Assisted Suplex for a nearfall.
Cash goes for a dropkick but Jungle Boy drops down causing him to get caught up in the ropes. Dax quickly tags his partner and stops Jungle Boy from tagging out only to eat a huge Spinning Lariat from Jungle Boy. Lucha tags in just as Cash tags in at the same time. Lucha hits a series of chops and kicks to both members of FTR.
Lucha connects with a Double Clothesline and then just throws Cash at Dax before hitting a Chokeslam followed by a Standing Moonsault on Cash for a nearfall. Lucha goes for a Flying Hip Attack on Cash but Dax pulled him out of the way. Dax tags back in and FTR go for another Assisted Suplex but Lucha blocks it and hits a series of Tail Whips. Jungle Boy tags in and hits a Sliding Lariat to Dax for a nearfall after Lucha hit a Spinning Wizard.
Jungle Boy counters a Suplex attempt with a Cross Body for another nearfall but Dax comes right back with an Angle Slam. Cash tags in and goes for a DVD but Jungle Boy blocks it and catches him with a La Magistral for a nearfall. Jungle Boy hits a Leaping Knee Strike that knocks him into his own corner where Dax tags in.
Jungle Boy gets another rollup on Dax and then a Victory Roll for another nearfall. Jungle Boy kicks Dax in the face and then dives off the top with a Flying Cross Body, but Dax rolls through for a nearfall. Jungle Boy reverses it for his own nearfall but Cash breaks up the pin attempt. Lucha comes in and goes for a Chokeslam on Cash but Dax shoves him only to get rolled up by Jungle Boy for a nearfall.
Jungle Boy and Dax exchange European Uppercuts and then Dax goes for a Backslide but Jungle Boy reverses it into a cradle out fo the corner for a nearfall. Lucha goes for a Plancha on Cash outside but he moves and Lucha dives into the crowd. Jungle Boy hits a Tope Suicida onto Cash on the floor. Jungle Boy then connects with a Sunset Flip but Cash pulls him back into a pin from Dax and both he and Tully help him gain the leverage for the pin.
Winners: FTR via pinfall
Alex Marvez approaches Private Party who is checking on Matt Hardy on the floor. Kassidy says that they were talking about their gameplan for tonight and then turned around and Matt was laid out. Chris Jericho and Jake Hager walk up with a bat and taunt Matt implying they are the ones that attacked him.
Kenny Omega has joined commentary for the next match.
Frankie Kazarian (3-2) vs. “Hangman” Adam Page (1-0)
Page’s new tights are long tights with kind of frills on the sides like if he was wearing chaps. Page and Kazarian chain wrestle to start things off with neither man gaining the advantage. As they speed things up Page catches Kaz as he went for a leapfrog and drops him with a Powerslam. Page lights Kaz up with chops and then follows up with a Snap Suplex.
Kaz fights back with a series of strikes but Page backdrops him over the top rope. Kaz lands on the apron and Page nails him with a Springboard Clothesline that knocks Kaz to the floor. Page then hits a Slingshot Plancha onto Kazarian on the floor.
Page and Kazarian exchange more strikes as we return from break until Page hits the ropes only to eat a Running Axe Handle. Page answers with one of his own as Kazarian attempted to bounce off the ropes, as well. They then both crash into each other with clothesline attempts. Page goes for another clothesline but Kaz ducks and goes for a German Suplex. Page lands on his feet and destroys Kazarian with a Lariat!
Page hits a series of forearms and then catches a flying Kazarian with a Fall Away Slam in midair. Page nips up to his feet and hits a gorgeous Standing Shooting Star Press for a nearfall. Page goes for a Springboard Lariat but Kaz ducks and hits a Slingshot DDT for a nearfall.
Kazarian goes for an Unprettier but Page blocks it only for Kaz to come back with a Backslide for a nearfall. Page counters for one of his own but Kazarian counters into the Unprettier for a nearfall. Kazarian goes for a Reverse DDT but Page counters into a rollup and then just rolls through right into a Lariat. Page hits a Pump Handle Driver! 1…2…NO Kazarian kicks out!
Page goes to the outside for a springboard move but Kazarian catches him in midair with a Diamond Cutter for a nearfall! Kazarian hits a Scoop Slam and then goes for the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop but Page pops up and catches him with a Sitout Powerbomb in midair for a nearfall.
Page goes for the Buckshot Lariat but Kazarian slides to the floor. Page goes for a Moonsault off the apron but Kaz moves only for Page to land on his feet and nail Kaz with a Spinning Lariat. Page tosses Kaz into the ring and goes for the Buckshot Lariat again but Kaz blocks it. Kaz goes for a Guillotine Leg Drop as Page is hung up in the ropes but Page shoves him back and hits the Buckshot Lariat for the pin.
Winner: Page via pinfall (Buckshot Lariat)
On commentary, Omega reiterates that he and Page are not getting back together. After the match, Page celebrates with a beer.
MJF (8-1) vs. Sean Dean (0-0)
MJF immediately puts Dean in the Salt of the Earth after poking him in the eye for the submission.
Winner: MJF via submission (Salt of the Earth)
MJF says that Moxley cheated in their match at All Out and MJF should still be undefeated and the AEW World Champion. MJF demands that he be referred to as the “undefeated, undisputed and uncrowned World Champion of All Elite Wrestling” and demands Justin Roberts announce him as such. MJF says he knows he will never get a fair shake in AEW and in order to get a fair shake you need to have your own group or stable. He says it seems like there is a new group every other week. He says he fancies himself a lone wolf but maybe it’s time he join a wolfpack.
Taz breaks down Ricky Starks’ Spear and Butterfly Dominator in a pre-tape segment.
Eddie Kingston leads his group to the ring and says he has three points to make this week. He once again says he never lost the Battle Royal and he should be getting the World Title shot. Kingston says that he and his partners are a family, not a stable or a faction. He says when families fight most of time they go out to dinner or a therapy session but they are violent so they get violent. He says they are Agents of Chaos and tells Butcher and Blade to find him a victim.
Butcher and Blade drag a bunch of guys from the crowd. Penta and Fenix kill one of the guys with a Double Superkick and an Assisted Senton. Butcher and Blade kill two other guys. Fenix hits a Ghetto Stomp on one of the guys as Blade held him on his knees.
Kingston tells Blade that he has to get his house in order now, implying that he will have to deal with Allie who turned on them months back to join the Nightmare Family.
Private Party (8-6) vs. The Inner Circle (Jake Hager & Chris Jericho) (2-0)
Marq Quen and Hager start the match off. Quen uses his speed to avoid Hager and tags Kassidy in. They connect with some double team action to take both Jericho and Hager out to the floor. They hit Tope Suicidas on opposite sides of the ring on Jericho on one side and Hager on the other. Back in the ring, Kassidy hits a Slingshot Somersault Senton on Hager for a nearfall.
Quen tags in and they hit a Double Suplex on Hager for a nearfall. Hager tosses Quen to the side and then hits him with a Big Boot before tagging Jericho. Jericho beats Quen all around the ring and takes him down with a Double Sledge and a Back Suplex for a nearfall.
Hager tags in and just blatantly punches Quen repeatedly in the corner. Hager charges into a boot and then eats a Missile Dropkick from Quen. Jericho and Kassidy both tag in and Kassidy hits Jericho with a Springboard Seating Senton. Kassidy follows up with an Asai Moonsault for a nearfall.
Kassidy goes for a springboard move but Hager hits him in the back with a bat as Jericho distracted the referee. Jericho hits a Baseball Slide dropkick knocking Kassidy off the apron.
Kassidy fights out of the heel corner but Hager cuts him off from making a hot tag. Hager tries to throw Kassidy to the floor but Kassidy manages to stop himself and Quen catches him and tosses him back in with for the Silly String! Quen and Jericho both tag out and Quen is a house afire with clotheslines and Atomic Drops to Jericho.
Quen hits a dropkick to Hager sending him to the floor and then connects with a Somersault Plancha on the floor! Quen hits a Springboard Flying Cross Body on Jericho in the ring for a nearfall. Quen tags Kassidy and they whip Jericho into the corner. Kassidy dives off Quen’s back with Poetry in Motion. They hit a Ghetto Stomp/Neckbreaker combo for a nearfall.
Hager tries to interfere but Private Party causes him to crash into Jericho. Kassidy hits a Frankensteiner on Hager and then Quen clotheslines him to the floor. Kassidy hits a series of Forearm Smashes on Jericho and then rolls him up for a nearfall. Kassidy hits a Springboard Cutter and then goes to the top. Kasisdy goes for a Swanton Bomb but Jericho moves and connects with the Judas Effect for the pin.
Winners: Inner Circle via pinfall (Judas Effect)
Jericho attacks Kassidy after the match and puts him in a Liontamer. Quen comes in and catches Jericho with a Pele Kick and Hager drags Jericho to safety.
NWA World Women’s Championship
Ivelisse Velez (4-1) w/Diamante vs. Thunder Rosa (c) (1-1)
NWA Championships have been defended on Turner Networks many, many times, so this is a pretty cool moment here. Rosa and Ivelisse exchange strikes and arm drags to start things off. They get in each other’s face and Ivelisse slaps the piss out of Rosa and Rosa hits a Lucha Armdrag off the top. Rosa hits a Rana but Ivelisse gets back to her feet and kicks Rosa in the gut. Ivelissa hits a beautiful Springboard Corkscrew Armdrag.
Ivelisse hits a Diving Rana off the top but Rosa comes right back with a nasty Shotgun Dropkick. Rosa hits a Running Face Wash in the corner and stacks Ivelisse up for a nearfall. Rosa puts Ivelisse in the Gory Special but Diamante distracts her allowing Ivelisse to escape and hit a Shining Wizard. Rosa escapes to the floor but Ivelisse follows her and kicks her off the apron.
During the break, Ivelisse caught Rosa in a Rear Naked Choke but Rosa was able to break the hold and hit a Dragon Screw Legwhip. Rosa hits a Corner Clothesline followed by a series of knees. Rosa hits a Basement Dropkick for a nearfall. Ivelisse comes back with a Tiger Driver for a nearfall of her own.
Rosa hits a Russian Leg Sweep and rolls backwards into a Crossface. Ivelisse managed to roll back to the ropes and break the hold. Ivelisse goes to the top but Rosa cuts her off and pulls her down into a DVD for a nearfall. Ivelisse hits a Snapmare Takeover followed by a Head Kick for a nearfall.
Ivelisse goes for another Head Kick but Rosa catches her in a Tombstone for the pin.
Winner & STILL Women’s Champ: Rosa via pinfall (Tombstone)
Diamante attacks Rosa after the match but Hikaru Shida comes in and makes the save. She grabs Rosa’s title and drapes it across her shoulder.
Earlier today, Miro is lifting weights as Kip Sabian talks trash. Miro gets pissed and says he just wants to get in the ring. Kip says he is forgetting something but Miro says he remembers and he is going to give Sabian the best bachelor party.
Jake Roberts and Lance Archer come out and Archer beats up a wrestler at ringside. Roberts does a little poem about pleasure and pain. Roberts says that in wrestling or even in politics you can get yourself in bed you didn’t think you ever would. He says that Archer isn’t happy with having to team with partners next week but if they are going to lay in bed with a devil, they just assume lay in the bed with a Tasmanian Devil.
Taz comes out and confirms that Ricky Starks and Brian Cage will team with Archer next week. The agreement is that when Archer wins the World Title he will give Cage the first shot at it. Archer says that Cage and Starks are Moxley’s enemy, which makes them his reluctant friends right now.
Moxley makes his way out but Cage and Starks attack him from the crowd! Will Hobbs runs out with a chair and lays out Cage! Starks pulls Cage away and they run off. Moxley confirms that Hobbs is one of his partners for next week. Moxley says that he is calling in the services of Darby Allin to be their other partner. Moxley says he knows Allin is watching at home but he better get his ass to Jacksonville next week.
Parking Lot Brawl
Best Friends vs. Proud-n-Powerful
They are in the parking lot and a bunch of circles have created a circle with wrestlers and others surrounding it, as well. They all start brawling and Trent ends up trapping Ortiz under the hood of a car and slamming it on him repeatedly. Taylor then hits a Somersault Senton off the top of the car onto the hood followed by a senton from Trent.
Best Friends pull a bunch of lumber out of a pickup truck and they lay out a sheet of ply wood across the truck. Santana pulls out a baton and nails Taylor and Trent with it. Santana is already busted open as he actually catapults Trent into the tailgate of the truck. Ortiz throws a damn sledgehammer at Trent but he moves and it crashes into the windshield of a car.
Taylor and Ortiz fight on top of a car and Ortiz Suplxes him on the hood of it. Santana then dives off the top of the truck onto Taylor with a Frog Splash for a nearfall. Trentylocks grabs a door and leans it against a car and Spears Ortiz through it! Ortiz has a big gash on his elbow.
Trent tries to hit a Swinging DDT but Ortiz blocks it and hits him with a shovel! Taylor tosses Ortiz into a car and then grabs a guardrail and leans it against a car. Taylor Suplexes Ortiz onto the barricade and bends it in half! Santana breaks a piece of lumber across the back of Trent. Taylor drags Ortiz on top of a car but PNP cut him off and Ortiz Powerbombs Trent onto the car as Santana low blows Chuck.
PNP Double Powerbomb Trent straight through the damn windshield of a freaking car. Taylor hits PNP with a bat and chokes Santana with it. Taylor breaks a piece of lumber over Ortiz’s back and then charges at Santana only to get backdropped onto a trashcan.
Trent’s back is absolutely shredded. PNP obliterates Trent’s back with a piece of wood. They continue to just beat down both members of Best Friends and it looks like Taylor passes out as Santana punches him in the face repeatedly. Santana grabs a pipe and goes to hit him with it but the trunk opens up and OC pops up with the Orange Punch! He had a steel chain wrapped around his hand. OC hands Santana over to Taylor, who then Piledrives him onto the hood of a car! Trent hits the Dude Buster off the toolbox of the truck through the plywood for the pin!
Winners: Best Friends via pinfall (Dude Buster through plywood)