WWE Monday Night RAW 10 19 2009

October 19, 2009 – Jacksonville, Florida
Announcers: Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

“Guest Host” Snoop Dogg: Snoop Dogg came out dancing with Eve Torres & The Bella Twins (whose job recently has been to whore themselves out to all the guest hosts). Snoop Dogg hyped Bragging Rights, saying RAW was going to embarass SmackDown!. Snopp Dogg said tonight might be John Cena‘s last night on RAW, so he’s booked against Triple H. Snoop Dogg said it was only fair that Randy Orton wrestle tonight, so he will go against the man who pinned him last week, Ted DiBiase! Snoop Dogg also booked a co-captains match between Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels! Snoop Dogg then introduced Degeneration-X!

DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) + The Big Show & Kofi Kingston & Jack Swagger & Cody Rhodes & Mark Henry: Triple H hyped up Snoop Dogg, and prompted Shawn Michaels to imitate the Snoop Dogg language by saying “that was off the HIZZLE for SHIZZLE!” Triple H talked about putting a team together for Bragging Rights to go up against Team SmackDown!. They showed a graphic of Team SmackDown!, including Chris Jericho, Kane, Cryme Tyme, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, and Eric Escobar. They said they have both beaten Jericho at separate WrestleManias, and that Triple H had a fling with Kane’s ex-girlfriend (Katie Vick). They said Cryme Tyme can often be seen in the parking lot at SmackDown! tapings trying to sell the unused tickets. They addressed Dolph Ziggler, but they couldn’t remember his name. Then they said they didn’t even know who the other two guys were (Drew McIntyre & Eric Escobar). Michaels interrupted and said Drew McIntyre was a future WWE champion, and Eric Escobar was the toughest guy he’s ever met because he’s sleeping with Vickie Guerrero. Triple H did a spit take and said he’s always said if you’re going to sleep your way to the top, do it with someone who weighs less than you. Michaels said “and you’d know that for sure!” Hilarious! Triple H said SmackDown!’s team pales in comparison to the team he and Shawn have put together for Team RAW. The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, and Mark Henry joined DX in the ring. Shawn Michaels praised each member of Team RAW, except for Cody Rhodes of course. Rhodes said HHH & HBK were captains in name only. Rhodes said if it were based on talent he would be the team captain. Rhodes said he might not tag anybody in, and might beat SmackDown! all by himself. Big Show said he doesn’t cares if he insults DX, but Cody will respect HIM. Big Show said if he thinks Rhodes will let the team down he will take him out himself – and that goes for everyone else on the team. Mark Henry stepped up and asked Big Show if that was a threat? Big Show asked “what if it is?” Henry said if it was then they would definitely have a problem. Swagger said he was better than all of them, and told them to watch him do the real work this Sunday. Kofi Kingston was the voice of reason, and said they had to work together. Triple H caught Kofi Kingston talking without his Jamaican accent and called him out on it. Michaels said they booked a 5-on-5 tag team match to test the other members of Team RAW. Triple H said if anybody gets pinned tonight, the person who beats them will take their place on Team RAW at Bragging Rights..

The Big Show & Mark Henry & Kofi Kingston & Jack Swagger & Cody Rhodes defeated Montel Vontavious Porter & Evan Bourne & Chavo Guerrero & Chris Masters & Primo Colon: Team RAW won the match but they didn’t exactly get alone. Team RAW broke down and started to fight after the match, culminating in the Big Show spearing Mark Henry with his giant bald head! Triple H & Shawn Michaels were not impressed watching on the monitor backstage..

Josh Mathews & Ted DiBiase + Randy Orton: Josh Mathews asked Ted DiBiase if what happened last week (him pinning Randy Orton in a tag team match) has changed his relationship with Orton. DiBiase said he didn’t do anything Orton himself would not have done. DiBiase added that Orton has not returned any of his call, but suddenly Orton showed up with a serious look on his face. Josh Mathews quickly left the area. Orton confronted DiBiase, and said in a few minutes they are supposed to have a match and ordered DiBiase to show him respect and NOT fight back. Orton said if he does that then he might not throw DiBiase out of Legacy. Orton said if DiBiase decides to fight back he will regrete it for the rest of his life..

Randy Orton defeated Ted DiBiase Jr.: The crowd was solidly behind Ted DiBiase, and desperately wanted him to fight Randy Orton. Orton started by kicking DiBiase in the gut, but DiBiase didn’t fight back. Orton bashed and kicked DiBiase, who refused to fight back but he was getting very angry. DiBiase got in Orton’s face, so Orton pie-faced him twice! DiBiase got pumped and shoved Orton down to the mat! DiBiase had an intense look on his face, but Orton somehow gained control of his mind once again. DiBiase just stood there and allowed himself to get RKO’d and pinned by Orton to end the match!

TRIBUTE VIDEO: RIP Captain Lou Albano..

Snoop Dogg & The Bella & Eve Torres + Hornswoggle + Chavo Guerrero + Jillian Hall + Santino Marella: Snoop Dogg was shown partying with Eve Torres & The Bellas while they plugged his new album (which I won’t be buying). Hornswoggle showed up doing his goofy DX stuff, and Chavo Guerrero came in and said DX would never take Hornswoggle serious. Hornswoggle gave Chavo a DX crotch chop and ran away. Chavo said he was a Guerrero and wanted to be part of Team RAW. Jillian Hall came in and demanded a Divas title rematch tonight and started singing “sippin’ on gin and juice” in honor of Snoop. Santino Marella came in dressed as Charlie Brown, cause he thought Snoop Dogg was “Snoopy”). Snoop Dogg kicked everyone out and asked Eve to get his bag, cause it was time to light up. Suddenly a “technical difficulties” notice came up on the screen, but when they came back they had lit a bunch of scented candles. Yeah, right!

Triple H defeated John Cena: They hyped this up as possibly John Cena’s final night on RAW. He will be banned from RAW if he loses the 60-minute Iron Man match to Randy Orton at Bragging Rights. This ended up being an rare classic match given away for free on Television.. Triple H shook John Cena’s hand after the match..

Mike “The Miz” Mizanin defeated Marty Jannetty: Mike Mizanin’s original opponent was scheduled to be T.J. Perkins (aka Puma), but Snoop Dogg came up on the big screen and changed it to Marty Jannetty! Jannetty embarrassed himself running to the ring, but looked good in the ring while competing with the Miz. The Miz finished off Jannetty with the Skull Crushing Finale.

Melina Perez defeated Jillian Hall w/Chavo Guerrero to retain the WWE Diva’s title: WWE Divas champion Melina tripped going up the ring steps, but caught herself nicely and laughed it off. Hornswoggle showed up dressed as a mini gangsta to stop Chavo Guerrero from interfering.

Chavo Guerrero & Hornswoggle + Snoop Dogg: After the match, Chavo grabbed Hornswoggle and threatened to hurt him. “Guest Host” Snoop Dogg ran down to help Hornswoggle. Chavo shoved Hornswoggle down and bad-mouthed Snoop Dogg. Hornswoggle couched down behind Chavo, so that Snoop could clotheline him down! Chavo took off his shirt and both men circled the ring before Snoop speared Chavo down to the mat! The Bellas, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, and Kelly Kelly came out to party with Snoop Dogg in the ring!

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho did not get started: Chris Jericho said Team SmackDown! would dismantle Team RAW and they were going to start right now. Suddenly Cryme Tyme showed up out of the crowd, and Kane also showed up with Dolph Ziggler, Eric Escobar, and Drew McIntyre. They were all wearing SmackDown! t-shirts, which showed more unity than Team RAW did earlier. Shawn Michaels wisely got out of the ring, and he was soon joined by Triple H, the Big Show, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, and Mark Henry. All 14 men faced off in the ring and Triple H said that Team RAW figured out what they had in common; they don’t like Chris Jericho and they don’t like SmackDown!. Triple H said although Team SmackDown! walked onto RAW, they were about to get thrown off of it! Vickie Guerrero came out to the stage wearing a SmackDown! t-shirt screaming “EXCUSE ME!!” Vickie said as an official correspondent for Team SmackDown!, she cannot allow this to happen. Vickie ordered Team SmackDown! to leave the arena NOW! Vickie needs to go home and be a Mom and never be seen or heard in the WWE again. Triple H made fun of Jericho for taking orders from Vickie Guerrero. Triple H said they don’t work for Vickie and Team RAW suddenly attacked Team SmackDown! The brawl continued as RAW went off the air…