WWE SmackDown 07 18 2008

July 18 , 2008 – Charlotte, North Carolina
Announcers: Michael Cole & Mick Foley

DARK MATCH: Ron Killings defeated Domino..

Edge (w/Chavo Guerrero & Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder) & Vickie Guerrero (w/Alicia Fox): The wedding goes off without a hitch, except for a small prank played by best man, Chavo Guerrero, who briefly pretended that he lost the rings. Edge and Vickie both said their I DO and the minister declared them man and wife – before they shared a kiss to celebrate their marriage!

Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder & Bam Neely Alicia Fox + Chavo Guerrero + Edge & Vickie Guerrero: As he best man, Chavo Guerrero introduced Edge & Vickie and gave a speech in their honor. Chavo showed his gift on the big screen, a picture of the WWE Magazine featuring Edge holding the WWE championship – a bold prediction! Edge took the microphone and said today was the happiest day of his life and called for the show to begin. The entire wedding party was allowed to sit on the stage and watch the rest of the show unfold.

Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder defeated Fit Finlay & Hornswoggle: Edge appointed himself the referee, and physically threatened Hornswoggle, who slipped out of his ring to escape harm. Finlay was about to give Edge the Celtic Cross, but Curt Hawkins clipped Finlay’s knee out from under him. Edge speared Finlay and Zack Ryder scored the 1-2-3 to win the match.

Edge & Vickie Guerrero: Edge and Vickie Guerrero share their first dance as a married couple. The Big Show showed up and cut in, dancing briefly with Vickie until Edge ordered the music to stop and booked Big Show in a match.

The Big Show vs. The Great Khali & Montel Vontavious Porter & Shelton Benjamin & Vladimir Kozlov ended in a No Contest: The referee threw out the match a little prematurely – okay A LOT prematurely! After the match, the four heels destroyed the Big Show with a collosal assault. It ended with the Great Khali delivering a huge Choke-bomb to the Big Show!

Vickie Guerrero + the SmackDown! Divas: Vickie was about to toss the bouquet, but Michelle McCool & Natalya Neidhart started to fight. Hawkins & Ryder dragged them out and Vickie tossed the bouquet, wich was caught by Cherry. Vickie scolded Cherry and said she would wrestle Cherry in a match herself – but Cherry had to wrestle Natalya first.

Natalya Neidhart defeated Cherry by Submission: Natalya used the famous Sharp-shooter to force Cherry to submit.

Vickie Guerrero defeated Cherry: Vickie Guerrero simply walked over to Cherry and easily pinned her 1-2-3 to pick up a lame victory.

Umaga defeated Mr. Kennedy with the Samoan Spike:

Brian Kendrick w/Ezekiel defeated Jimmy Wang Yang: Ezekiel is developmental wrestler Rycklon Stephens. Jimmy Wang Yang was setting up for a moonsault, but Ezekiel distracted him and Kendrick connected with the Sliced Bread #2 for the win!

WWE Tag Team champions John Morrison & Mike “The Miz” Mizanin defeated Jesse & Festus:

Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy ended in a No Contest: Matt and Jeff Hardy came out together and slammed Chavo Guerrero’s face into the wedding cake! After an exciting match, the referee cancelled the match after La Familia charged the ring and attacked both Hardyz. Edge speared both Hardy brothers.

La Familia (Edge & Vickie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero & Bam Neely & Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder) + WWE champion Triple H: Edge professed his love for Vickie and showed a special video highlighting their relationship. Triple H interrupted the hanky panky to offer his wedding present to the horny (I mean, happy) couple. Triple H played hidden video of Edge meeting with wedding planner Alicia Fox while Vickie was running errands. The casual conversation between Edge and Alicia quickly turns flirtatious. Back live in the ring, Vickie was looking very uncomfortable. Edge attempted to put a stop to it by sending his troops after Triple H, but Triple H pulled out a sledgehammer to protect himself. Edge gives Alicia a back massage and tells a story about shopping for ligerie for Vickie, but couldn’t find anything to fit her big ass (harsh!). Triple H paused the video again and said his next gift was ruined, and brought out a huge pair of “granny panties” for Vickie. The video continued, and showed Edge slowly leaning in to give Alicia a kiss on the lips. At first she resisted, but quickly gave in and started passionately making out with Edge. Triple H leaves with a smile on his face, as Vickie Guerrero took a fit in the ring screaming and yelling at Edge “How Dare You!!!” as the show fades to black.