April 30, 2006 – Lexington, Kentucky (Rupp Arena);
QUICK & DIRTY RESULTS
Goldust defeated Rob Conway -Pre Show Match-;
Carlito Cool defeated Chris Masters -Grudge Match-;
Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada defeated Ric Flair; Trish Stratus defeated Mickie James by DQ -Women’s Title-;
Rob Van Dam defeated Shelton Benjamin -IC vs MITB-;
The Big Show vs. Kane was a No Contest -Big Man Grudge Match-;
Vince & Shane McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels & “God”; John Cena defeated Triple H and Edge -World Heavyweight Title-;
SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Goldust defeated Rob Conway:
GRUDGE MATCH: Carlito Cool defeated “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters:
WWE WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus defeated Mickie James by DQ for choking her: Trish Stratus suffered a dislocated shoulder taking a bump over the top rope to the floor..
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE VS. MITB MATCH: Rob Van Dam defeated Shelton Benjamin retain his MITB briefcase and win the WWE Intercontinental title!:
SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT GRUDGE MATCH: The Big Show vs. Kane ended in a No Contest: Kane started hearing voices from above so The Big Show put him out of his misery with a brutal chairshot!
BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Candice Michelle: Candice Michelle came to Vince McMahon to cure her chest cold (you know, because he’s God now). Vince grabbed Candice Michelle’s breasts and she orgasmed and she was immediately cured..
TAG TEAM MATCH: Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels & God: “God” was represented by a spotlight moving down the ramp and entered the ring where the referee “checked” for weapons. Shawn Michaels climbed a 20-foot ladder but changed his mind and jumped onto all five members of the Spirit Squad! Spirit Squad all beat up on Shawn Michaels and gave him the High Spirits finisher through a Table inside the ring! Vince McMahon then covered Shawn Michaels for the 1-2-3 to win the match (God did not come to Michaels’ rescue).. The Spirit Squad held the McMahons on their shoulders while Lawler said “The Father, son, & the Holy Spirit Squad!”..
IN THE RING: Matt Striker & Eugene Dinmore: As if this show hasn’t been bad enough thus far….. ….. …….. ……. ……… ……. ……. …….. ……. …… ….. ……. ……. …. …. … Matt Striker told Eugene not to pick his nose and eat so he picked his nose and made Matt Striker eat it!
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH: John Cena defeated Triple H and Edge w/Lita in a 3-WAY to retain the WWE championship: Triple H got busted open really badly and was covered in blood and dripping blood everyone he went.