WWE Tables Ladders & Chairs PPV
December 18th 2011 – Baltimore, Maryland
WWE UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH
Zack Ryder defeated Dolph Ziggler w/Vickie Guerrero to become the new WWE United States champion!: Vickie got sent to the back after putting Dolph’s foot on the ropes. Zack managed to win with the Rough Ryder Leg Lariat shortly afterwards.
Cody Rhodes & Booker T & Alicia Fox: Booker T was talking unintelligibly to who I think was Alicia Fox when Cody Rhodes attacked him.
WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
WWE Tag Team champions Air Boom (Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston) defeated Epico & Primo Colon w/Rosa Mendes to retain the WWE Tag Team titles: Evan Bourne hit Primo on the outside with a cross body while Kofi hit Epico with trouble in paradise inside the ring to retain the titles.
Josh Mathews said Booker was being evaluated by trainers and medical staff and the match may be off.
Theodore Long & Hornswoggle: Teddy was dressed like Santa and said since Hornswoggle was a good little boy he’d get a present. Hornswoggle said he had a beard and Santa’s not black and wanted to know why he was there. Teddy said no white Santa would come to his neighborhood when he was a kid and that hornswoggle sucks at talking jive. Teddy gave him a book on Ebonics. Hornswoggle thanked him, kicked him in the leg and ran away.
Randy Orton defeated Wade Barrett: Randy won after reversing a splash by Barrett into an RKO through a table.
Theodore Long & Nikki Bella & Brie Bella + Jack Swagger + Sheamus: Nikki & Brie were sitting on Teddy’s lap talking about how bad the other’s been and arguing about who Santa’s favorite is. Teddy said they’ve both been bad but it’s the time for giving. Teddy gave them each his number in case they wanted to play reindeer games. They stormed off and Jack Swagger came in. Jack said Teddy was the most ridiculous Santa and GM ever for letting Henry getting away with hitting him with a chair. Teddy told Jack to sit on his lap. Jack said he’d break Teddy’s hip. Sheamus came in. Jack called Sheamus a goof. Sheamus said he reminded him of his cousin Killian who liked to somersault down hills until he hit a tree and his head went up his ass. Teddy said they would have a match tonight.
Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez + Mike “The Miz” Mizanin: Alberto said Ricardo has only one job and it’s to have his car ready for his entrance. Alberto told him to go get him some food. Miz came in and said when they weakened CM Punk it was to stop him from becoming champion but their alliance is dead. Alberto said there never was one, he was just using him. Miz said Alberto is talking to the man who defended the WWE championship and defeated John Cena at WrestleMania. Miz said Alberto lost to Edge in the opening contest when Edge’s neck was hanging on by a thread. Alberto called Miz a stupid little boy. Alberto said Miz is weak and pathetic and couldn’t even fight Ricardo. Miz threw food into Ricardo’s face and Alberto pushed Ricardo over.
IN RING SEGMENT
Booker T + Cody Rhodes: Booker was coming down to the ring for the match when Cody attacked him again and beat him up in the entrance ramp.
Triple H defeated Kevin Nash: Once Triple H got his hands on the sledgehammer he destroyed Kevin with it. Kevin held up the clique symbol with his fingers but Triple H crotch chopped him and smashed him in the face with the hammer for 3.
Matt Striker & WWE champion CM Punk + John Lauranitis: Matt showed the footage on RAW of Punk getting beaten up by Miz and Del Rio. Matt said Miz seemed really confident. Punk said he’s had 6 days to watch that scene but he saw something more painful than his arm being mangled. Punk said it was more painful than Alberto butcher the English language and Miz make his bad guy face. Punk said what he saw was old clown shoes Johnny Ace accept an award on his behalf. Punk said Johnny’s never been a superstar and he’s not a hard guy to find. Johnny Ace showed up. John said Punk should be more concerned with his match than his slammy. Punk said John was still going to have to put up with him as champion after tonight. John said he was going to be the bigger man and wished him good luck. Punk said good luck was for losers.
Sheamus defeated Jack Swagger w/Vickie Guerrero: Sheamus won with the brogue kick.
Josh Mathews & The Big Show: Josh asked Show his thoughts. Show said he was feeling it and he has him beat. Show said Mark hasn’t been able to do anything to him and tonight he has chairs to beat Henry up with. Show said he’s feeling Mark Henry’s rain of terror coming to an end and tonight is going to end in a giant way.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE CHAIRS MATCH
The Big Show defeated Mark Henry to become new World Heavyweight champion: Show managed to knock Henry out with a punch to win the title. After the match Henry DDT’d Show onto a pile of chairs and Daniel Bryan cashed in his MITB briefcase!
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniel Bryan defeated The Big Show to become new World Heavyweight champion: Daniel pinned Show for 3.
Josh Mathews & Booker T: Booker said he was going to compete. Josh said Booker doesn’t have anything to prove by going out there. Booker said it’s not about that, it’s about him not going out like some sucka. Booker said after tonight Cody is going to be in more pain than him, he didn’t ask for the fight but he’s going to finish it.
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
Cody Rhodes defeated Booker T to retain the WWE Intercontinental title: Cody won with multiple beautiful disasters.
WWE TITLE TLC MATCH
CM Punk defeated Mike “The Miz” Mizanin and Alberto Del Rio to retain the WWE championship: Punk knocked Miz & Del Rio off the ladder and retained the WWE title.