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The Katz Files – Arnie Katz

Nobody Asked Me, But…

The Kingfish Arnie Katz continues a “Katz Files” tradition with answers to some ticklish questions that no one asked him.

I was watching RAW this week and…

Nobody asked me, but…

…If CM Punk actually had a concussion, wouldn’t he have been out for at least a couple of weeks? What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. It might’ve been better to just say that he was bashed around and wasn’t well enough to compete that night.

… Wasn’t it a terrific in the RAW cage match when CM Punk almost crawled out the door while the champ was applying the Walls of Jericho?

… Isn’t it amazing how Kane can go from stoic silence to flowery elocution without missing a beat? His rant on the 9/15 RAW about Rey Mysterio’s mask represents his all-time high in eloquence. The Kane-Mysterio feud might’ve been even hotter if the Big Red Machine had donned hismask again before the hostilities started.

… Doesn’t Candice Michelle have the most striking and beautiful ring costume you’ve ever seen? Granted, she is gorgeous in almost anything, the skin tight orange pants and the white cape make a visually arresting combination. The on-time Go Daddy Girl looks like she is ready to resume her march to the Women’s World Championship that her serious injury interrupted.

I’ll be back tomorrow with another installment of the Internet’s fastest-rising wrestling column. I hope you’ll join me – and I’d be especially grateful if you tell your friends about it.

— Arnie Katz
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